My mom weighs this much...13 (love love love this answer!)
My mom's birthday is on....Saturday (every few years!)
My mom was born in a...bed (see, the kids a genius!)
My mom's favorite food is...fruit (covered in chocolate!)
My mom likes to help me...play Legos (I HATE legos. kid is delusional)
My mom is the best at...pick up poo (ughhhhh....WHAT?!)
PICKING UP POO?!?!
THAT IS MY LEGACY!?
My mom's birthday is on....Saturday (every few years!)
My mom was born in a...bed (see, the kids a genius!)
My mom's favorite food is...fruit (covered in chocolate!)
My mom likes to help me...play Legos (I HATE legos. kid is delusional)
My mom is the best at...pick up poo (ughhhhh....WHAT?!)
PICKING UP POO?!?!
THAT IS MY LEGACY!?
Apparently the kid is impressed with my pooper scooper skills. I know you thought YOU were the best poo picker upper in town, but sorry folks, that title belongs to me. Better luck next year suckers!
I mean who wants their kids to remember them for their culinary skills, cake decorating amazingness, or loving personality when they can admire the way you wield a glove and plastic bag?! I'm just going to go ahead and add that to my list of talents...right next to 'Best butt wiper' and 'Best cleaner-outer of underwear racing stripes'.
Go on. Be jealous.
The best part of all of this? I'm not even the one that picks up the poo! HA! Jordan handles that dirty doo-ty! But I'll still take the credit.
I mean who wants their kids to remember them for their culinary skills, cake decorating amazingness, or loving personality when they can admire the way you wield a glove and plastic bag?! I'm just going to go ahead and add that to my list of talents...right next to 'Best butt wiper' and 'Best cleaner-outer of underwear racing stripes'.
Go on. Be jealous.
The best part of all of this? I'm not even the one that picks up the poo! HA! Jordan handles that dirty doo-ty! But I'll still take the credit.
Happy Wednesday Amigos!














