She puts Aretha Franklin to shame...

Holy sweet goodness of all things prima donna...

This girl is a D-I-V-A.

Full time cheeky queen. 24/7 sassitude. Even in her sleep...

{She wears her sunglasses at night a la Corey Hart...}

All I have to say is that it is a DANG good thing she's cute because this week has nearly had me admitting myself to the "hospital" for "exhaustion". ..in celebrity language that translates into "go on a week long bender, shave my head, have raunchy photos unearthed, and sleep it off at rehab". Yeah, it was intense folks.

You see the thing is, she finally started the dreaded POTTY TRAINING. You would think that after 2 boys that I would have this potty bizness down....but no....oh no. Girls are a whole different ball game. On the one hand, its been WAY easier. She gets it. She's a natural born potty trainer....well, if you count out the time she pooped on the carpet, peed on the area rug, and sprinkled on the couch. Thank goodness for Resolve.

BUT she's a diva even on her porcelain throne. And yes, her toilet is shaped like a throne. She'll go potty if and ONLY if I'm in there reading her a book or singing songs or LITERALLY doing the potty dance. Half the time she doesn't even pee, I think she just wants me to read the book. Or she just gets a kick out of me dancing like an idiot. Ahhh the joys of motherhood....or something like that.

But hey, its FRIDAY and this mama is going out tonight. Its gonna be an early night though seeing as how I have my 12 mile run tomorrow morning!! GAH!

Happy Friday Amigos!!