Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Go on.....be jealous.....

I love the fact that my kids know me so well. It really warms my heart to see just how much they pay attention to their Mama...For instance, this past week Boogie filled out a questionnaire all about his...ahem...AMAZING mother. Well let me just tell you the kid gets an A+ in my book! Let me tell you just how observant he is...


{definitely keeping this declaration of love! }

My mom weighs this much...13 (love love love this answer!)
My mom's birthday is on....Saturday (every few years!)
My mom was born in a...bed (see, the kids a genius!)
My mom's favorite food is...fruit (covered in chocolate!)
My mom likes to help me...play Legos (I HATE legos. kid is delusional)
My mom is the best at...pick up poo (ughhhhh....WHAT?!)

PICKING UP POO?!?!

THAT IS MY LEGACY!?

Apparently the kid is impressed with my pooper scooper skills. I know you thought YOU were the best poo picker upper in town, but sorry folks, that title belongs to me. Better luck next year suckers!

I mean who wants their kids to remember them for their culinary skills, cake decorating amazingness, or loving personality when they can admire the way you wield a glove and plastic bag?! I'm just going to go ahead and add that to my list of talents...right next to 'Best butt wiper' and 'Best cleaner-outer of underwear racing stripes'.

Go on. Be jealous.

The best part of all of this? I'm not even the one that picks up the poo! HA! Jordan handles that dirty doo-ty! But I'll still take the credit.

Happy Wednesday Amigos!




Posted at 5/11/2011

24 comments:

  1. LindsayMay 11, 2011 at 4:14 PM

    You're hilarious and so is your kid!

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  2. Claire KieferMay 11, 2011 at 4:47 PM

    Okay so clearly your child was blessed with your sense of humor. I am sure the teacher got quite a laugh when recording that answer!

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  3. EdMay 11, 2011 at 6:38 PM

    Thats awesome.

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  4. KristenMay 11, 2011 at 7:00 PM

    My mom weighs 13... awesomeness!!!
    And I could not stop laughing at the picking up poo bit.

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  5. Lindsey @ The Hill HouseMay 11, 2011 at 7:11 PM

    Makes me LOL! It is crazy what these kids come up with...Although I have to admit that I've never been dubbed "Best Poo Picker Upper". :)

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  6. Shanni ♥May 11, 2011 at 7:16 PM

    HA! How awesome is this?! Definately a keeper for the baby book! =)

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  7. JMay 11, 2011 at 8:11 PM

    I knew a while back that you were probably a better pooper scooper than I am. It took me awhile to accept it, but, I think I have, and now it's time to move on. But next year? That pooper scooper gold trophy is mine!!!

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  8. KristinFilutMay 11, 2011 at 8:18 PM

    Fortunately I am terrible at picking up poo, so that chore gets delegated to the kids!

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  9. Queenie JeannieMay 11, 2011 at 9:10 PM

    Hysterical! I'll have to ask Bella what I'm *best* at......

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  10. BobbiMay 11, 2011 at 10:00 PM

    That's awesome! But excuse me I think I'm going to have to challenge you for the pooper scooper title. My dogs takes bigger shits than I do!

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  11. SkinnyMegMay 12, 2011 at 4:38 AM

    You totally need to frame this, LOVE IT!!

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  12. UnknownMay 12, 2011 at 5:16 AM

    OMG I just died laughing! ha ha ha ha!

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  13. Rita TempletonMay 12, 2011 at 5:24 AM

    Girl, I'm SO jealous ... I've been working OVERTIME to earn the title of "Best Poo Picker-Upper." Ah well, maybe next year ...

    PS - I wish I weighed 13 too. I'm more along the lines of ... 20. Or so.

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  14. UnknownMay 12, 2011 at 8:18 AM

    So stinkin cute!! Dude is HILARIOUS.
    ♥

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  15. Urban EarthwormMay 12, 2011 at 12:42 PM

    I literally laughed out loud at that. Twice. That is adorable and hilarious.

    And the bed comment? Pure genious.

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  16. LWLHMay 14, 2011 at 10:49 PM

    That is too funny! :)

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  17. AnaMay 15, 2011 at 12:56 AM

    I have never laughed so hard in my life! Your responses were really funny too! your kiddo is the cutest kid! I love the things kids come up with!!! Happy Belated Mothers Day!!!!

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  18. MaceyMay 16, 2011 at 4:15 PM

    Um. So? You can have title of best poop picker upper.

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  19. AnonymousMay 25, 2011 at 11:14 PM

    lmao!! Love it!

    Although, Im pretty sure I'M the Best Butt Wiper.

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  20. Rommel Peter FernandesMay 28, 2011 at 2:11 AM

    Very touching and sweet.
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  21. W.C.CampMay 28, 2011 at 8:29 PM

    Wow nice list - as a dad all I got remembered for was 'the BUG killer'! W.C.C.

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  22. Melissa B.June 10, 2011 at 6:20 PM

    It's a dirty job, but somebody's gotta do it, correctamundo?

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  23. Trac~June 22, 2011 at 11:29 AM

    OMG that is too damned cute! HA! Out of the mouths of babes! I've missed seeing you here in the bloggy world - things have been NUTS around my world. Hope to catch back up soon! xoxoxo

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  24. MojoMamaJuly 10, 2011 at 10:35 PM

    Nothing says love more than the way you slave over the poo in the yard, haha!!

    Love you and miss your face!!! <3

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