Parenting at it's finest....

Do you know what spoiled milk tastes like? Yeah, me neither. But Mason does! He's only been drinking it for 3 days now. Mother of the year, right here. 6th year straight. Thank you! What an honor...

Don't look at me like that! I didn't know!! He may or may not have been complaining about the taste of it for the last few days...and he may or may not have told me it smelled sour. But that's neither here nor there. I had JUST bought the dang milk!! (Side note: organic milk is NOT cheap!) There was no way it could be sour already!! Well apparently there was. Because after an adamant refusal from my demon spawn to drink his milk I decided to take a whiff and PEEEEYOUUU!

UGHHH I'm pretty sure that rank cow's goodness singed my nostrils. You could practically chew the stench it was so thick. Ok, so it was a little spoiled. For the record, the expiration date on the jug was clearly legible hard to read. How was I supposed to know that was a 4 and not a 9?? To my defense I'm lactose intolerant, so I never drink the stuff. I had no clue!! Maybe next time he should tell me. HAHAHAAAA!!!!! That's what the little terd gets! I mean...ahem...lesson learned.

But that does explain the raging mudbutt he had....Oooops.


Mother of the year, folks.

Mother of the year....