Bundle of joy...

I didn't want to say anything until we were sure. But...we've made a life altering decision! I'm so excited I could puke! I thought my days of pale pink were over....I was wrong. I was expecting more of a fight from the husband, but actually he was totally down for my change of heart. All I had to do was threaten him with his life...and maybe a hunting knife. Either way. I had told him I was done. I didn't want a new one...I lied. He appeased me.

Today changed my life, for the better. And there's no going back now. I hope I'm ready for this! Full steam ahead fools! I just can't stop thinking of how this is going to change my family. This means less time with the 3 kids I already have...I'm going to have to adjust my entire life!! But it's totally worth it. And how do I explain to the others that I have a new favorite. Maybe when they see this pink bundle of joy they'll understand....but I'm showing you all first....

Well, what do you think?

Isn't she adorable?! She's my new phone....the sweet little dear. I've named her Finley. Well what did you think I was talking about?! Not a baby, right?! That's insane! You can't see me, but I'm scoffing at you! Pointing and scoffing!

Yeah. So I never thought I'd get the blackberry. I never saw the point...UNTIL...we went on vacation and I had NO access to the world wide web. I was seriously detoxing in a bad way. Twitching and convulsing and all that crap until my step mama (whom I love with the burning intensity of a thousand suns) gave me her beloved blackberry. It was like a slice of heaven mine for the taking. Angels were singing and the crazed look in my eye faded....just a tad. So what did my delicious man meat do? Order me my very own pink baby so he doesn't have to deal with a deranged wife foaming at the mouth for a laptop with wi-fi I can get a fix whenever I need it! Glooooriooousss!! I can take you all in my pocket wherever I go! Doesn't that make you feel better?! It should!! Look, here's her first photo...

You're probably wondering what the freak that is. Look very close! See where the arrows are pointing? It's an egg testicle. I wasn't aware that they had them until tonight. Brooke and I blew a carton of eggs. Mind-gutter-OUT! We had to empty the eggs to decorate them...long story...and upon doing this we discovered that yolks are fairly well endowed. Who knew? I'm pretty sure this egg would have been a champion breeder. What a pity.