Recipe for mudbutt...

I'm going to try to write this without dry heaving. But first I'd like to preface this story with a statement: My dog wouldn't even eat the featured food item, and he's been known to eat HiS oWn PoOp!

It was a night like any other at the Cline home. The kids were plotting my downfall, friends were gathered over a gourmet dinner of fish stick sandwiches (vomit), and on the counter sat a lonely bowl of tartar sauce. With all the fish sticks having been consumed what were to do with our abundance of tartar sauce??? Make Dizzle eat it, of course. But why stop there....why not add some peanut butter? In fact, it would make a great sandwich. You know what would go great with that? Some jufran banana sauce (first of all, who owns that?!) And what's a tartar, peanut butter, and jufran sandwich without some tapatio? So here we were with this vile creation and a subject who was willing to eat it....and he did...the entire thing, without puking. Can I just tell you that it looked like the matter I see in my daughter's diaper every day? Rolf...flippin sick. But this ladies and gentleman is why we love Dizzle. And yes, I know what you're wondering, he is available...in fact applications to date him are available upon request. Along with his diverse culinary interests, Dizzle enjoys long walks in Sportsman's warehouse, reading Guns n' Ammo, and snuggling on the couch to a romantic episode of Family Guy...please send a recent photo (holding today's newspaper) along with your contact info if interested for more details.