What the crap? How on earth is it February already?? And you know what that means don't you? D-Day, I mean
V-DAY is in 2WEEKS! Don't freak out...settle down...there's plenty of time to do your shopping and I'm here to help. I've taken the liberty of assembling a little gift guide for the men in your life...no need to thank me. I'm here to serve.
{For the golfer in your life...a nice sack of golf balls}
{For the clean freak in your life...heaven forbid you get the soap confused}
{A little friendly warning makes life a lot easier with this courteous caution tape }
{A little Baconnaise for your beloved bacon connoisseur} 
{MMMM.....kissably soft Corndog lips...win win situation!}
See? Consider your shopping done! Hope you all had a great weekend! Happy Monday ....if there is such a thing.
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LOL those are the most ridiculous things i've ever seen. which one will you order?
ReplyDeleteLOL I often wonder who comes UP with this stuff! HA! Thanks for sharing and Happy Monday my friend! :o)
ReplyDeleteLooks like you're ready for VD, in one way or another. Ella Numera Una's b-day is the first week in Feb., so she always gets a special treat. I baked/frosted 6 dozen heart-shaped sugar cookies for her yesterday!
ReplyDeleteI think I might get the egg gun for myself..that's badass! :)
ReplyDeleteCorn dog lip balm??? That makes me feel sick to my stomach!!!!
ReplyDeleteSeriously, do you know my husband? He'd approve of at least like 90% of this stuff. Especially the Baconaisse. He likes bacon on EVERYTHING! Bacon sandwiches, bacon beer, bacon cake, bacon, bacon, bacon.
ReplyDeleteUmm...Baconaise? BEST THING EVER! Seriously.
ReplyDeleteThe corn dog balm (CDB) makes me want to hurl, I have never liked corn dogs. I love me some meatballs but don't think I would be able to stomach the gumballs....
What thoughtful gifts! haha Ummmm where the heck did you find meatball gum....uck reminds me of Jersey Shore and how much I miss Snooki...
ReplyDeleteps I got your package and i loved it!! Did a little post on it yesterday.
The soap! Hahhahahha The Soap! Reminds me of an old episode of Friends:)
ReplyDeleteThose are all fantastic ideas! If my husband ever drags his golf clubs out again, I'm going to have to get him the ball sack...caddy...carrier. This year for VD, I'm getting him a Wolverine graphic novel. Don't laugh, he's a nerd and he'll love it. He sat in B&N and practically read the whole thing but didn't want to buy it because it was so expensive. Voila! Perfect gift idea!
ReplyDeleteMeatball bubble gum. I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
ReplyDeleteLAUGHING MY ASS OFF! Seriously...meatball gum? That's just priceless....I'm thinking my Italian Stallion wouldn't like it so much.... the butt/face soap - I would TOTALLY buy that!
ReplyDeleteWhat an awesome list. Thanks so much for the ideas!!!! You're such a doll
LOL! If my man was a golfer, I would totally buy that...haha ball sack! But, alas, he don't have the balls to golf with LOL!
ReplyDeleteLMAO!! I neeeed that corn dog tastin' chapstick!! I'm lovin' it!! Who doesn't want to taste corn dog all day?? Thanks. Now I want an f'ing corn dog.
ReplyDeleteAnd, I'm totally gonna head to Spencers to see if they have any of this awesome stuff LOL. BF would get a huge kick out of it :).
Meetball bubble gum?! Oh, how that would be a great April Fools "gift", as well! You have opened my eyes, Alicia...opened my eyes...
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAH! Love this!
ReplyDeleteHmm...
ReplyDeleteFairly certain dave would love everything on that list. Only thing is, i could care less about v-day because 2 weeks is also...
MY BERFDAY!!!!!!!!!
Haha. I kid i kid...kinda. sorta.
Meatball gum? Goo! Where do you find this stuff?!
Ps. The face and butt soap is genius! I might get that for myself :)
ReplyDeleteThat gun on is hilarious. hahahahaha
ReplyDeletehonest to goodness...i got the hubs bacon salt for his christmas stocking.
ReplyDeleteSee, this is why I am boycotting Valentine's day.
ReplyDeleteThe gun egg maker is hysterical!!! LOL!!
ReplyDeletelol where in hell did you find these haha do you celebrate valentine's? i think its crap!
ReplyDeleteOh.My.God I need that gun egg fryer. Forget the flowers hunny, get me this AMAZING piece of useless junk!!! hahahah
ReplyDelete1. my niece and her friend bought bacon flavored gum. it was the worst thing ever. in the whole world. GAG.
ReplyDelete2. i love baconaise. it is delish.
3. i need the pms yellow tape. NOW.
xo
My husband would love the Butt Face soap.
ReplyDeleteHahaha oh my goodness - wonderful gift ideas!!
ReplyDeleteSadly, I think those things would be a big hit around France. The gun egg thing would be like the best thing for my NRA type family. LOL.
ReplyDeletei'll take a case of the pms tape. also. i bet i could fashion a hot dress out of it. or leotard.
ReplyDeleteFrom now on, I am coming here first for all my gift ideas. There were awesome. And how in the world do you find them?
ReplyDeleteheavens above some of those things are nasty. that golf ball bag? LOVE it.
ReplyDeleteThose gifts make me happy we don't celebrate Valentine's Day.
ReplyDeleteAll so gross or revolting on some level.. but that adds to their appeal!!! Awesome ideas!!!! Which ones are Jordan getting??!?
ReplyDeletemeatball gum...wowser! That's what I've always wanted!!
ReplyDeletei seriously love you....and all of this!!! i would and could use ('ception of baconaise...ew) everything on this list!!!! love it!
ReplyDeleteuhhhh....yeah that was me up there nots linds...sorry linds guess i was still signed in as you if you see that!!!
ReplyDeleteI love the ball sack! Muhahaha... except I'd be buying that for me to clip onto my lady golf bag and make all the boys look twice!
ReplyDeleteyou and i should launch a company where we would get paid to invent crazy, useless, funny shit like these ones!!!
ReplyDeletewe would laugh all day, make money and i would HAVE to meet plenty of dudes...ya know...to test the stuff.
deal?
have i told you recently i luuurve your fat mouth? oh yeah...right..i have.
but just because you love hearing it...I LOVE YOUR FAT MOUTH AND YOUR SKINNY...sorry...STINKY BUM!!!!
ReplyDeleteI want that meatball bubble gum more than I can express.
ReplyDeleteI WANT THAT.
LOL. I think I'm sensing a give-away...am I right?
ReplyDeletemy fiance will be getting the meatball bubble gum, i'm requesting the corndog lip balm! NUM-O!
ReplyDeletethanks for these fabulous ideas and using your precious time to find those awesome gifts for us! :) you rock!!
Meatball gum? Corn dog lip balm?
ReplyDeleteWho the hell comes up with this crap? And where can I find I some more silly shit to send to my wonderful husband?
does it gross anyone else out that the "butt" soap is brown *PUKES*... that is just gross!!
ReplyDeletehaha very interesting...good thing my hubbs in the land of sand and sun!
ReplyDeleteFace/butt soap...nice!
ReplyDeletehahaha this is hilarious!
ReplyDeleteoh Alicia!!! how will I EVER repay you for finding these priceless possible Valentine's Day gifts?!
ReplyDeleteBAH!!! and Mayra's comment...umm maybe just maybe I think we should get her the face and butt soap for her birthday TEEHEEE!!!!
OMG those are hilarious....I'm out to buy at least one of everything LOL
ReplyDeleteHilarious hahah. Baconaisse??? Ewww :) So funny!
ReplyDeleteOMG! My husband would totally LOVE the Baconnaisse! He'd probably eat it with a spoon.
ReplyDeleteThese made me laugh, I've seen so many of these type gifts in shops lately. I think funny VD presents are deffinately the way to go :P
ReplyDeleteSE x
Oh cheesy where were you today?
ReplyDeletepfffft hahahahahahahaha this is hilarity!!!
ReplyDeleteI don't know how I missed this. These are crazy. Corn Dog lip balm? Ewww......
ReplyDeleteYea...totally got butt face soap with matching butt face towel from my great aunt for xmas a few years back. WTF?
ReplyDeleteLove these, they are perfect for the hubs.
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