A simple addition fact...

$20 + $20 + $20 =

PRICELESS!!

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know I was totally against them...BUT...how could I tell those little faces no?? All I can say is, that at $20 a pop its a dang good thing that they LOVE these over-priced pillows! Not only do they love them, but heaven forbid I call them pillows. No siree, they are strictly PETS. At least on the bright side, our latest pets Toby, Buggy, and Buzzle don't crap on the carpets.

They drag these creepy pillows...ahem...pets... every where with them AND they've slept with them EVERY single night since we got them. And hey, let's be honest... I'll do whatever it takes to get my kids to sleep including benadryl. I'm not above bribery or sedating! Worth every penny....right Jordan?

In other totally unrelated news....what in the name of all things baked and delicious is going on in this picture??




Actually...I'm not sure I want to know. Somethings are just better left alone. Like that dude and his doughnuts.

Happy Friday Amigos!!

Have an amazing weekend!

ps- don't forget to enter the giveaway!!


image from The Chive

Nothing says 'I Love You' like useless crap...

What the crap? How on earth is it February already?? And you know what that means don't you? D-Day, I mean V-DAY is in 2WEEKS! Don't freak out...settle down...there's plenty of time to do your shopping and I'm here to help. I've taken the liberty of assembling a little gift guide for the men in your life...no need to thank me. I'm here to serve.

{For the golfer in your life...a nice sack of golf balls}

{For the clean freak in your life...heaven forbid you get the soap confused}

{A little friendly warning makes life a lot easier with this courteous caution tape }


{A little Baconnaise for your beloved bacon connoisseur}

{MMMM.....kissably soft Corndog lips...win win situation!}

{Here's a twofer! A gift for the egg AND gun lover!}

{ For those ladies with an Italian Stallion...this is a guaranteed hit!}

See? Consider your shopping done! Hope you all had a great weekend! Happy Monday ....if there is such a thing.

Tofu smackdown!!

Someone decided THIS was a good idea.

"Mr. Bacon doesn’t like Monsieur Tofu’s uppity “healthier than thou” attitude, and Monsieur Tofu is offended by Mr. Bacon’s sloppy, greasy lifestyle. Unfortunately, their feud is about to boil over into violence thanks to this Bacon vs. Tofu action set. Each figure comes bendable arms and legs." {Product and description from HERE}


I'd like to shake their hand and hug them. It's pointless. It's useless. And I want it!! NAY! I neeeeeeeed it!! This pretty much summarizes Jordan's and my relationship to the T. Well, maybe not the relationship so much, but if we were food....THIS WOULD BE US! Obviously he'd be the towering slab of bacon (thats what she said.HA!) and I'd be the mustachioed square of tofu...complete with monocle! They're GLORIOUS! But then again....my judgment may be impaired...it is 1:30 in the morning.

Have an awesome Monday folks!

ps...remember when you were a kid and you were SO excited for days off from school? uh-huh. remember when you were a parent and you cried because you're kids had the day off from school? yeah........