Sunday, February 28, 2010

Part 2...

Here is part 2, as promised!

Karls asked:
What was the happiest day of your life (aside from your wedding day, or meeting hot mamalish, or the birth of your 3 terrors)?

"The day after we had Presley when I went and spent $4000 in assault rifles and handguns."

Christina Lee asked: What things do you love best about our little chica?

"Girl I love your big brown eyes! And the way you shake them thighs! No, but really though it's the fact that I never have to guess what she is thinking because she tells me whether I want to hear it or not."

Summer asked: What is the biggest challenge you overcame in your marriage?

"Getting Alicia to accept the fact that Black Dog starring Patrick Swayze, Meatloaf, and Randy Travis is THE best movie EVER made. Amen."

Jamie Pickle asked: What is your favorite memory of her?

"It was February 14th 2006- we went to dinner and racing Go-karts. She was CRAZY competitive and fun. I knew I was in for it."

Clare asked: Do you watch the show with your wife like my hubby (dutifully) does?

"Yes. But only so I know what the heck she is mumbling about as I'm falling asleep that night...and to pick up some new one liners for my old lady...'You can land your plane on my landing strip anytime'."

Frenchie asked: What is your middle name if you have one?

"Hamilton fool. Hamilton. It's all about the Hamiltons."

Andrienzgirl asked: What "chick flick" best portrays the awesomeness that is Cline?

"Titanic. The steamy window part."

What comedy is the ultimate laugh party for the Cheesefest that is Jordan and Alicia?

"Billy Madison. Want to touch the hiney. AAooooo!"

Who would play Alicia?

"Sherri O'terri. She's short and obnoxious."

Jen asked: Does the whole family eat like her or is she left to eat alone?

"We all eat together. And we all eat 5 individually crafted meals."

Mama-face asked: What makes Jordan drool?

"Carl's Jr and a Choco taco."

S Club Mama asked: What is your favorite food that is forbidden to your wife (due to her IBS)? Do you eat it in front of her?

"Thrifty's mint chip ice cream. And yes i do!"

Kasey asked: Who is your FAVORITE sister? ;>

"The one who lives out of state!"

Kirsten asked: If Mrs. Cheesy was really a cheese what kind would she be? And why?

"Gouda, because it smells ALMOST as horrendous as her gas."

Carma asked: Is Jordan completely calm and comatose being you run at the total other end of the spectrum??!!

"Cool, calm, and collected."

Kristin asked: What is your favorite thing to do for date night?

"We're actually pretty low key, but my favorite thing is to go out and treat her like a stranger and try to pick up on her all night....then I bring her back to my place...(wink)"


Hope you're all having an awesome weekend!

14 comments:

  1. Great answers.. wonder what my man would say after 29 years.. sigh.

    Off to find part one.

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  2. You two are a match made in comedy heaven...your both hilarious...love the Billy Madison reference! :)

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  3. Good answers!
    Hope you lovers had a fantastic weekend!!

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  4. i agree with lil'woman "you guys are a match made in comedy heaven."

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  5. Cracks me up! I need to find me a 'Jordan' who is willing to deal with my farts... uh, did I just write that on the interwebz? Yes, I did.

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  6. lovd the answers you guys really rock! hope you had a fab anniversary...BTW its my parents anniversary today :)

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  7. You have me in tears over here... laughing my arse off!!

    You two are pretty perfect for each other!

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  8. YES! I KNEW I was your favorite sister. Ahahahaha! LOL Happy Anniversary you crazy kids! <3

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  9. I'm just hung up on the fact that hubs thinks Black Dog was the best movie ever. Really.
    I can't get past that.

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  10. I like answer #1: best day was the day after Presley was born when Jordan spent $4k on assault riffles! LOL!

    Hey girlie, I got something I think you'll appreciate. Pull up a Google search and enter "Where is Chuck Norris?" then click the feeling lucky button. I guarantee you'll get a laugh out of the answer!

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  11. Jordan, you know i love your feisty wife and i am really happy, in a very selfish way that your are so awesome because then i will enjoy coming over and over again share the coach with the dogs without a second thought!!
    happy anniversary kids!

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  12. btw, Hamilton is a coll middle name! better than Gossett anyway...sorry, that's a private joke. that only me can get.

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  13. Mmmm...gouda...

    Mmmm... farts....

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