Note to self: resort to throwing tantrums when you really want something. Husband will come through.
For one brief moment, the heavens parted and angels were singing...somewhere in LA, Tom Cruise was jumping on a couch. This was a big deal folks. I have to say, having a lap top is AMAZING! My life is complete now that I can do this...
{ TP is stocked and its time to catch up on some HOFFtastic news...}BEST BIRTHDAY GIFT EVER!
I may never leave the bathroom again...
All I need is a mini fridge and some Red Bull.
I'm still in awe over how great the entire day was. Friends and family spread the love. Lindsay Lohan went to the clink. Even the kids decided not be jackholes! Score! So a big THANKS to all of you awesome people that made my birthday an amazing day. Every text, call, email, tweet, and hug brought a smile to my face. And reading all of those emails while sitting on the crapper was just an added bonus! I have a feeling that 27 is going to be a good year.
But now, its time for my gift to one of YOU! The lucky winner of my Berfday Stache Bag Giveaway is.................
Kristina from Pulsipher Predictions
Congrats woman!
Thanks to all of you who entered and played along, you rock! Now its off to bed for this girl because the children of the corn will be up before I know it, begging for food and demanding to watch Dora. Joys of parenthood.
Happy Friday Amigos!
Have a glooooorious weekend!











Just found your site...you are one funny girl with a super cute familia. I dig your blog.
ReplyDeleteYou are such so funny!
ReplyDeleteAh, the joys of a laptop. So awesome.
ReplyDeleteYaaaaayyyyy! You're finally official. I've been whining to the hubs for a while now to get me one....maybe Christmas?
ReplyDeleteHow great, so excited for you and haha i've sat on the toliet with mine too, lmao!
ReplyDeleteI feel like if you were a superhero, your superhero name would be Alicia con Queso!
ReplyDeleteAt least that's what I want it to be.
So glad you can join the ranks of squatting and surfing!
Happy birthday!
Congrats on the new laptop!
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, and another year above ground.
WHAT?!?!?!? Eeeeeeek! It's because we are Hoff soul sisters.
ReplyDeleteDo I just need to email you?
i hate dora.
ReplyDeleteOnce you go laptop you never go back!
ReplyDeleteYay a laptop :) Glad you had a fab birthday :)
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Yea for a new laptop!! :)
ReplyDeleteHehehe, enjoying Hoff in the can. Totally you.
ReplyDeleteWOOP WOOP for happy bdays and lap tops making your poo time better! HA!
ReplyDeleteYou know what is a little weird, while reading this post Chloe is sitting next to me and let out a little bad air. Hmmmmm coincidence or did she know?
ReplyDeleteOh how you make me giggle!!! I heart you :o)
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm super excited to see I'm not the only one who surfs atop the commode. The bathroom can be quite the getaway!
i love you so very much...i miss our gchats!!! ALLL DAY EVERYDAY?!?! to nausomuch...ugh it's a tough one to swallow...
ReplyDeleteBUT i still love you so very much woman!!!! and i am so happy that you had such an amazing birthday and you got a LAPTOP!!!! BEST EVER!!!!
*jackholes....uh.new favorite word ever!!!
ROCK! That is too awesome. And I'm glad to see you're already taking full advantage of it.
ReplyDeleteYour hubby rocks. But I suppose we all knew that.
Yay for a laptop...the joys of pooping and blogging at the same time! :)
ReplyDeletebahahahaha!!! i've so done that before.
ReplyDeletebeware...you'll be in there for days!
That's a really great gift! What a wonderful hubby!
ReplyDeleteMy son is always taking the computer into the bathroom with him. I don't know how you two can do that. LOL
ReplyDeleteYay Kristina P.! Woohoo on the laptop, that's phenomenal!
ReplyDeleteI just won The Hunger Games from a blog the other day and I am so fired up!
LMFAO you are too much!! I ws so intrigued by the fact you were looking at The Hoff's page it took me a bit to figure out why there was a roll of toilet paper next to you!
ReplyDeletebwahahahaha love it!
ha ha you are way too funny! I love my lap top!!
ReplyDeleteI am going to be laughing at the word "jackholes" for a while! Hahahaha!! And I, of course, love the laptop on the craptop picture. I know. Craptop didn't make sense. Can we move on?
ReplyDeleteLol and i thought I was the only one guilty of taking the laptop to the toilet lol...
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