Darn it all to heck! I'm in a funkity funk funk...So in attempts to make life easier and a little less stressful I've compiled a list of things that would break me out of this funky Debbie Downer wah wah wah mood and back into my normal crackhead self. Here's what I've come up with so far:

{How amazing would this be?! Make those pups earn their keep!}

{I could sing in the shower all day with this bad boy...}

{Pretty much the answer to all my problems. It's what I picture heaven to be.}

{I wonder if this baby mop comes in Presley's size???}

{The question is, how have I survived so long WITHOUT this?? Pure genius.}

{A moutachio guard...friggin amazing.}

{Not only would I be warm, but I wouldn't have to worry about that dang pig flu}

{And of course what's happiness without The Hoff?? And puppies!! Double whammy!}
SEE, I feel better already!! Happy Wednesday folks!!
AHAHAH! hilarious! erm, I think I need that butter stick. (: xx
ReplyDeleteYou are too funny!
ReplyDeleteI think a lot of people are in a funk with this darn time change. Always throws me off. I've been waking up at 3:30 every morning for some reason.
I was with you until the Hoff... lol. He's all yours. xx
ReplyDeleteThe Hoff?! Really?!?! Hahaha, the butter stick is freaking hilarious. Great post.
ReplyDeleteAWE-some! I have a picture of The Hoff that I should send you, it cracks me up every time I see it. :) Have a great Wednesday!
ReplyDeleteI love the toilet office
ReplyDeleteI love the toilet, ehhh, office? That is effing brilliant. The butter stick would also be very handy in my kitchen. Lurve it.
ReplyDeleteThose a too funny:) I certainly need my dog to do that! I wonder if he can vacuum and clean toilets too.
ReplyDeleteHope your day is much less funky.
Well that just made my morning. It had started out with madi pooing on me, so this is much better! thanks funny girl.
ReplyDeleteHey girl - I hate it when I get in funks. Even when you try, it's hard to get out of them sometimes. Now, about these pictures. I have got to say that the bathroom setup is genius - how friggin' awesome would THAT be? And your picture of the Hoff? Hofftastic. Hoff the charts.
ReplyDeleteI want the following..in this order
ReplyDeleteThe pooch who picks up poo
The Hoff with 2 pups
the baby mop
Have a good one!
Girl! I'll take the bathroom all day!!!! Cha Ching! Hoff. Uh. You can keep. Me no likey!
ReplyDeleteButter stick? Baby Mop? TOOO funny. Hoff with pups...I will pass. At least on the Hoff. LOL.
ReplyDeletehappy wednesday alicia!! sending you lots and lots of hugs :)
ReplyDeleteBwah ha ha ha! These are great. A much needed belly laugh this morning!
ReplyDeletePS- you forgot one thing... CHUCK NORRIS!
ReplyDeletewhere do you find this random crap? LOL
ReplyDeleteThese are great, where did you find them?! The bathroom one is my fav, I totally need a tv in my bathroom...and I'm not gonna lie I've defintely carried my laptop in there a few times :)
ReplyDeleteTOO dang funny....
ReplyDeleteThat mustache one, its HILARIOUS!! nd the butter one of course I want.
and I second with SG, I have carried my laptop in the bathroom too, haha.
Hope you're feeling better <3
no crackhead alicia?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
ReplyDeletethat cannot happen. i will send you the hoff along with a stick of butter...oh and an asian baby mop! that'll kick ms. debbie downer to the curb.
p to the s. i would LOOOOOVE for my kids to clean up after themselves...LOVE IT. period.
LOL- Thank you! I needed a good chuckle today!!
ReplyDeleteHappy Wednesday!
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well the changing weather is more likely to be the cause of so much funks! like getting darker daily and not yet into the winter routine....as long as you have put a smile that is fine :)
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh! thank you for the charge I needed to start this stinkin' Wednesday! I laughed...I cried!
ReplyDeleteI want that dog to come to my house and teach my lazy little yappy dog how to do that.
ReplyDeleteAnd the "home office" is brilliant! It's the only place where I can get five minutes to myself. Awesomeness!
You had me in your pocket right up till "the Hoff". Count me out- but I'm lovin' that dog!
ReplyDeleteFunniest post ever! Seriously. I need that microphone! XOXO
ReplyDeleteThe pig flu one wouldn't work here, as Casa King got it in the middle of summer, bummer! Love the pics, stay out of the funkity funk.
ReplyDeleteEvery day is Hoffsome for me.
ReplyDeleteokay what i need from this list immediately...
ReplyDeletethe microphone...my shower singing would sound SO much better with that little sponge of happiness...
the stache protector would be a great cmas gift for someone in my life...
and the hott...i mean the hoff...frame that bad boy and send it my way...hahaha
love you lady...FEEEEEL BETTER!!! don't make me come out there and take you out for the day...or do whatever...
They need to make a baby sponge so that they can do the dishes
ReplyDeletehahahah too funny!!! i love the office it has everything
ReplyDeleteDang! I need a butter stick!
ReplyDeletecheer up buttercup!!!!
ReplyDeleteDiggin the bathroom....now does it come with a lock and a soundproof door so that the kids or their voices can't come in?
Because then it would be perfect!
LOL, you just cheared up my day with those pic's too! :) The stash protector- H.I.L.A.R.I.O.U.S! Hope your day is better!
ReplyDeleteAt first, I wasn't sure if you were excited about the chunky baby or the dustmop underneath.
ReplyDeleteNow, I see that it's clearly a combination!
I hope your funk gets less funky soon. I think you're taking the appropriate steps toward such.
You probably could patent that baby mop and make millions. THAT would pull you out of your funk, correctamundo?
ReplyDeleteI want that sponge. Bad. For some reason I was thinking there was grass on that toilet and I couldn't think why you'd want a grass toilet seat. Duh.
ReplyDeleteI feel better too. Thanks!
ReplyDeleteI am telling hubs that he can have his freakin' upgraded garage with a lift, when I get that bathroom office!
ReplyDeleteHappy Wednesday yourself! :D
srsly?!?! butter stick! i totes need that!
ReplyDeleteyou just crack me up. like, i want to move to California, next door to you and let you entertain me all day.
ReplyDeletexxx
I'm not sure which of those items pleased me the most...possibly it was the toilet one, because I can actually imagine you enjoying that one! But, I know which one made me ill...the last one. Please tell me you're kidding and you don't find "The Hoff" as you call him even remotely attractive because seriously, Ew! And, I mean that sincerely...Ew!
ReplyDeleteI love this post! You are an excelent and entertaining blogger. I'm going to add you to my blogroll (letting you know since my "follow" function seems to not be working when trying to follow others.)
ReplyDeleteThe dog is so cute, and it's an amazing concept. The microphone sponge is genius! It makes me wish I didn't live in a "community style" dorm. That bathroom is perfect!
I found you at SITS and I'm glad I did! HAHA!
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Now I know that baby mop is what brought you right out of that funk, isn't it? Too cute.
ReplyDeleteJust dropping by from the SITS roll call.
Keep smiling!
i am literally loving those photos. where on earth are you finding such genius things? like that mustache protector? friggin love it.
ReplyDeletehaha those are great finds. The microphone would be AWESOME!! I would also be singing FOREVER and ever in the shower!
ReplyDeletethe hoff + puppies = fetching awesome. every time.
ReplyDeletethat mustache guard? hi-larious.
Lip balm like butter? So effing brilliant!
ReplyDeletePoor Hoff - he can't seem to stay out of trouble lately. It is good to remember back to his cuddly cute days.
ReplyDeleteI think I might actually buy that butter stick!
ReplyDeleteNeed a baby mop and a butter stick...but yeah, love the Hoff with puppies...day just improved, thanks!
ReplyDeleteAre you feeling better?! I miss you. This list is flippen hilarious...the mustachio guard?!!! I DIE.
ReplyDeleteI LOVE YOU!
what fabulous finds!! thanks for sharing!! now want to tell us where to get it all?! haha!
ReplyDeletei'll take a few of the sticks of butter! ;)
Your idea of heaven is AWESOME!!!
ReplyDeleteYou had me at Dogs picking up their own CRAP!
ReplyDeleteI love you.
Oh, I love it.
ReplyDeleteA day without the Hoff is like a day without sunshine...and the puppies are just an added bonus. And the moustache guard hahahaha LOVE IT!
ReplyDeleteROFL! I love that baby mop! I need it in my house desperately!
ReplyDeleteHaha! Amazing Pictures! Bought a huge smile to my face! :D
ReplyDeleteThis is you in a funk. Wow. I wish you'd come live at my house. :)
ReplyDeleteps. the sponge....................woot.
yeah, funny that!!! but love the first pic best :)
ReplyDeletelove.