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Today has definitely been one of 'those' days. I actually feel like yesterday never ended because the little miss was up ALL FLIPPIN NIGHT with the worst gas known to man. I have no clue what the freak she ate, let's just hope for the love of all things good that she NEVER eats it again. I mean, as much as I love having a Murder,She Wrote marathon with her until 2 in the morning I love sleeping in my warm bed and dreaming about funnel cake even more. Then there's the fact that Jordan woke me up telling me he had to go to the ER for his neck. Couldn't he have waited until after the sun came up to tell me? Ruuude. But several inflamed spinal discs, a couple bottles of muscle relaxers, and one shot on the BUTT later, he's good to go....BWAA!!! Sucks for him!! How a hurt neck leads to a shot on the butt, I have no clue, but that's AWESOME! HA! Oh, but I hope you're feeling better honey..really...*snicker*...I'll try to refrain from spanking you today.
Oh, then there's the fact that Mason was a half hour late to school. Yeah. Mother of the year right here folks. Don't all congratulate me at once. But it's ok that he's late. We already had the conference! And let me tell you it was a doozy....
For starters, I brought Jordan as back up. You know, in case she tried the intimidation factor on me, I'd just blind her with his beauty. It must have worked wonders because according to her, Mason is doing AWESOME! Hallelujah! Insert sigh of relief here. He's gone up 6 reading levels and is really thriving. Academically he is doing wonderfully. Heck yeah! That's because he's my mini-me...friggin smart cookie that's what he is!! THEN she goes on to tell me that he loves reading in class and that he'll often times go sit and read quietly during free time. Uhh...ok..now she must be confused. Surely not our child. Sit and read....quietly?? No, not him. THEN she tells me that the kids just love him and that he rarely has any peer conflicts. HA! No. Nope. Uh-uh. She's not talking about Mason, the kids that can't go 7 seconds without fighting with his brother or attacking the dogs. You would think that I'd be thrilled to hear about all that, but NO. In fact I was friggin miffed! The more she gushed about him the more I was thinking WTF?! Who is this child she speaks of and how come he's not MINE??!! That's it, the little terd has shown his true colors. His secret has been revealed!!
Well on the bright side it looks like I get to keep the Target gift certificate. Score.
***UPDATE: Congrats to Rita from Fighting Off Frumpy!!! She's the winner of our baby sling giveaway! Congrats Rita!! And a huge thank you to CSNbaby for giving us this awesome giveaway!!***
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
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LOL, your blogs always make me laugh! Sorry you were up watching Murder she wrote! But super happy that your Son (or maybe it was someone else's and the teacher messed up! ;) is doing so good at school! That is awesome, and double awesomeness for being able to keep the target gift card. :)
ReplyDeleteDo you mean to tell me some nurse got to sick a needle in your hot man meat's butt??? The lucky bastard ;-) Dreaming of funnel cakes - LOL. I dream of the white fluffy stuff (I was going to type 'granulated' but that makes it sound even more like an illegal narcotic) - Congrats on Mason's stellar review. That had to have brightened your week!
ReplyDeleteI wish I could get a shot everytime I got a pain in the neck! I have four of them.
ReplyDeleteGassy kids suck, hope you get to relax tonight!
So many thoughts stuck in one post!
ReplyDeleteBeing up all night sucks!
Going to the ER also sucks! I hope you didn't have to take the kids.
Glad the conference went well even if it suprised you. Kids always seem to be on their best behavior when parents aren't around.
haha, same thing happened at my coworkers parent teacher conference, turns out his kid is super organized at school but at home his room is a disaster. Kids are weird.
ReplyDeleteMurder She Wrote is still on? She's like 103 years old by now.
ReplyDeleteExcellent conference results!
Sorry it's been a hard day. Things are alright here. The boys have been good - except I wish Tristan could go one day without waking Isaac up. UGH. You don't know how badly I wish you lived closer...well, considering I don't know where you live...yeah LOL
ReplyDeleteMason is in for it now. You know his secret. I see quiet times in your future. Maybe.
ReplyDeleteHilarious about your kid!! make me laught... I am sorry you had a bad day! :( hope you feel better tomorrow. & ya for keeping the gc for yourself!!
ReplyDeleteYeah what the heck is with the little monsters going to school and pretending to be angels? Mine does the same thing. And I'm all like, you are talking about Kamden ROMANO?
ReplyDeleteSleep is not a necessity for moms, it is a luxury. I need some luxury too!
COngrats on the uhmazing teacher conf! Why is it they are different kids at school? Cameron throws himself on the floor whenever I tell him to do anything..Now I know he doesnt do that at school(HE WILL GET BEAT UP) Oh and one of my new nephews will be named Mason(cute)
ReplyDeleteOh man, my son's teacher talks about how WONDERFUL he is. And it's great and all, but then how come he comes home and acts like a psycho??!! Why? Is he bottling it up all day so he can spew it out when he gets home?? I guess.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, and don't feel bad about the kid bein' late to school. I forgot to give mine his antibiotics this morning before school. So whose fat butt was marching into the elementary this morning at 9:17 a.m. to have him called out of class so she could give him meds?? Raises hand.
That's right folks. Kid's been sick since the beginning of October and finally has some meds with a kick and mommy drops the ball. I'll accept my award in gold later. Thank you very much!
Hey girl! Glad that the conference went well. That is interesting how it turned out. But you know how it is, we all have different sides to us so maybe he his different side comes out at school. lol. It is good that he is doing so well! I hope that you get some sleep though tonight and that tomorrow is a MUCH better day! xoxo
ReplyDeleteSounds like you have the world's most amazing child on your hands... way to go Mason!! And poor lil Presley with her gassy tum-tum... hope she's feeling better today.
ReplyDeleteAnd your complete love and concern for your hubs cracks me up... ha ha ha.
You crack me up I tell you what! I almost woke up the sleeping baby next to me by laughing at your post today lol. I'm glad your little guy is doing so well in school. I'm unfortunate enough to have learned from my daughters teacher that she acts the SAME way at school as she does at home. I'll take your good at school pain at home any day.
ReplyDeleteAnd of course you guzzled all of that Red Bull right? I am STILL so jealous that you have that much! I hope you get some rest tonight!
ReplyDeleteBwahaha...i know exactly what you mean lady!!! The conferences...WHAT THE FRUIT teach...who is this you speak of? MY child must be confused with another. How is it so that our kids behave PERFECTLY at school, and at home...it's recess. I'm baffled/confussed/bewildered. Write a book mam...i'll read your ways :)-
ReplyDeleteP.S. Congrats on the Cheerio stash...BRILLIANT!!!
Good idea taking Presley with you as backup.
ReplyDeleteInflamed spinal discs? That sounds like someone may as well staple your eyelids shut! Yikes!
I hope you get some sleep and that the wee one passes gas like a champ from now on.
Maybe some aliens kidnap Mason's body every day before school?
ReplyDeleteIs this a like mother like daughter post? hahaha Hope she sleeps better tonight!
dude i am sooo glad to hear the little man had a good review from the teach. and now that you know his true identity you can call him out when he tries to beat up on the pups or his brother.
ReplyDeletesorry to hear your babes were sick last night. hopefully you get a good nights rest tonight lovely lady!!
dude!!!and i thought MY wednesday was sh*t!! talk about yours...and that's what the lil missy has been up to! honnestly i thought she'd run off cuz all the attention was on her bros...she sure knows what to do to get the spotlight back on her!
ReplyDeleteand so Mason's been leading a double life?...007 in the becoming!i love that wee lad!
hope your hub's doing ok, i mean with the no-spanking situation...!!
let's hope thursday's all about naps, redbull, kisses and love...for you anyway!
love ya!!!bbm later??
hahah That's awesome!
ReplyDeleteWas there a full moon yesterday or something? Jacob was in rare form...we did not have such a stellar day.
ReplyDeleteUg.
Awesome parent/teacher conference. Beaming with pride for you.
ReplyDeleteI hope you took all the credit for your little bundle of reading quietly joy? It was your genes right? LOL!
ReplyDeleteAin't that always the way?! Kids always behave better when you're not around. And then make you look crazy when you are surprised.
ReplyDeleteThe gas, ha ha thanks for making me laugh!
ReplyDeleteIt's not fair is it? Taylor is an angel everywhere he goes too, and then here....well, um not so much.
ReplyDeletecarma's comment made me laugh!! but she's right - LOL!
ReplyDeleteYou blog is simply adorable ;-)
XOXO
Amy
Alicia love how you been doing?? miss you..
ReplyDeletei passed an award to you so please visit my blog and get it :)
love..
How does that always happen with kids? We go in there expecting to hang our heads down and say I know Ive been trying to get them to quit doing that....and instead the teachers rave about them!
ReplyDeleteoh no! maybe she is teething? I know my little one gets the stinkiest/painful bubbles as those bad boys start breaking through? there is some stuff called "hurricane gel" WAYYY stronger then orajel.works. wonders ;)
ReplyDeleteWow...what a Wednesday you had!
ReplyDeleteGlad all are feeling better! I think you deserve a little something nice for for all your effort!
Smooches,
Sassy Chica
seriously AWESOME that Mason got such great reviews from his teacher!!!
ReplyDeleteWill you hurt me if I tell you I giggled my way through this post? I mean, it meant it lovingly...
ReplyDeleteAt least he's not embarrassing you at school. Ah ha ha. It's like when I tell the hubs how the dude refuses to nap and wakes up several times a night and then I go away for the weekend and he's a perfect angel. WTF?
ReplyDeleteway to go Mason!!!! he rocks.
ReplyDeletehave fun shopping at target! thanks for the MN support :)