I hate legos.....I LOATHE them...I want to make a giant bonfire out of legos and dance
naked around it. I didn't know it was possible to hate plastic bricks, but alas, I've managed to do so!! Friggin devil toys.
They're everywhere!! All over the living room, all over the kitchen, in the bathroom, in my car, in Little Miss Presley's diaper...YEAH. AGAIN. My daughter is huddin' blue chunks and they're not blueberries!!....Holy sweet mother of pearl why can't people give my kids normal gifts???? Or books?! Books would be AMAZING! Babies don't swallow and crap books!
And as much as I would love to get rid of these useless pieces of over priced plastic I can't. Ughhh. Because of course, Mason LOOOOOVES them. He plays with them for HOURS, and being that he's
a total crackhead ADHD it's such a great outlet for him. He creates the most elaborate designs and structures...they really are pretty radical...and then Boogie comes and tears them apart, does a little river dance on them, and throws them around like he has beads on a float at Mardi Gras and the ladies are flashing their ta-tas.
So, I've come up with a plan....if you can't beat 'em, join 'em. Right?
I've decided that I'm going to mold and cultivate Mason's love of lego's and
make some money make a career out of it. Who knows...maybe one day he'll be an engineer. Or an architect! And if that fails at least he'll be able to make really cool crap like this
that I can sell on Ebay...
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{Tubby time for my chubby chubkins...}
{Nom nom nom...}
{I'm pretty sure she's smizing...}
{She's got her pout down!! Work it sissy!}
{Little Miss and her big bad protector...}
{Happy panda struttin' her stuff...}
{I have NOOOOOO idea where she learned this...}
{Cheeeeeeeese!!}
{Barbizon!}
{Blows my mind...flippin' amazing!}
{My fav of the bunch....}
{Artist's rendition of the rebirth of New Orleans. Speechless.}
{Yeah folks. That's a cello....and it WORKS!}
{He's a man on a mission!! Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man: no time to talk!}
{I'm not sure...but I think he liked school! Just a guess.}
{Channeling my inner Snooki...they call me Wookie...if you need me I'll be beating up the beat.}
{The decorations were out in full effect...}
{Pull up a chair at the candy bar...mmmmm}
{I'm getting a cavity just looking at this picture}
{Surprisingly the kids left the decorations in tact!}
{Gumdrops and lollipops for our sweet little miss...}
{Little Miss Candy Cane in her birthday suit!! Love it!!}
{Poofball of cuteness...my uterus is screaming}
{Quite possibly the cutest thing I've ever seen}
{Oh yeah! Friends and family were there too!}
{She makes the best decoration...}
{Birthday cake #1}
{Birthday cake #2....moments before annihilation!}
{Pfftt...No....I wouldn't make a tutu just for her high chair...
{She wasn't quite sure of it at first...}
{But she ended up digging in!}
