Thursday, January 21, 2010

Is it Friday yet??

**Breathe in.....Breathe out**

My dog took a massive steaming dump on the carpet.


Boogie spilled his juice ALL OVER the couch.


Jersey Shore's season finale is tonight....**SOB**tear**WAHHHHHH!!!!


The friggin rain knocked over our fence.

{Say hi to the neighbors!!}


And it's only 10 in the morning....


On the bright side, UPS is bringing me a big package today! That's what she said...

I can't wait to get these puppies in my hands! Did I mention that Jordan ordered them for me?? If I didn't know any better I would think he was trying to raid my pantaloons...you naughty little monkey. Have I told you how cute my husband is?? See for yourself....

{Say it with me...1..2..3..awwwwww}

I'm gonna go knock back some midol with an ice cold red bull now and watch some Murder, She Wrote...that always makes my day better...

So how's your Thursday?!

55 comments:

  1. bwhahahaha!!! that photo of jordan is thee best!! strangely he looks mildly uncomfortable...i mean sitting up sleeping?!? hahaha...anyway...

    bum to the friggen fence blowing over...

    but HECK FRIGGEN YES TO THE STEVE'S!!! GORGEOUS!!!!!!! the color = perfection!

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  2. Ugh....what a crappy way to start the day but those shoes.....Wonderfulness! :)

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  3. Lovin' those shoesies! Jordan should b giving gift-giving lessons to husbands everywhere! (Please start with mine-- he's a disaster gift-wise.)

    Recovering from Tuesday's surgery to repair my severely deviated septum-- surgery: not bad. Reaction to the antibiotic: not good. Today I'm vegging out...

    (Still better than the dog dumping his load on the carpet.)

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  4. OMG those shoes are... what are they? Amazing, fantastic, fabulous, awesome, pretty, sexy, friggin' hot? I like your taste, girl.

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  5. love the shoes AND couldn't agree with the title of this post more - hurry up weekend!

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  6. So, I hear you joined our little BB group. And even though I haven't visited you lately is NO excuse for you to not get updated at my new Word Press hot spot, which I expect you to boogie on over to pron-to! Smooch!

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  7. You don't happen to live here in AZ do you? Looks like what happened to our wooden fence during the last storm here...now my husband has the whole damn thing tied down to everything we own in the back yard so it doesn't do it again! Can you say redneck?! And awwwww, that cuddly pic with your hubs and the dogs is too cute!

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  8. Wow, rough start.

    I'd say that you've got the cure coming your way. I hope fancy shoes, OTC drugs and Angela Lansbury lure you into a state of neutrality.

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  9. I thought you were exaggerating about the fence situation, but you weren't kiddin!!! That is SERIOUS!! And your hubby is seriously too cute. I'm going to print this out and leave it lying around for my hubby to find, so he can see that real men buy shoes to get into their wives pants. All I ever get is a freakin' back rub. Its like there's no effort...its like my pants are worth tryin to get into...

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  10. those shoes are love. so cute that jord ordered them for you! enjoy them lady!!

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  11. Oh what a day! I will hopefully be curled up on the couch with bubbles in hand watching Jersey Shore tonight. So sad, what to do with my Thursday night next week?

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  12. Man girl! That must have been some serious rain! On the upside, while 4 shit things happened (one quite literal), those shoes more than make up for it! Boom! Jordan is like another Micko - hard to find, but rocking the casbah!

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  13. Pretty quiet compared to yours...

    love the shoes

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  14. That SUCKS! Yeah, I say check out for a couple hours....cause reality isn't your friend right now. But those shoes? LOVE! Sweet Gordie! I knew he was a good egg from the start. :)

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  15. freaking dogs. mine threw up on the carpet this morning. it was awesome...if awesome means 'the onset of mental illness.'

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  16. We certainly are having the same kind of day! Minus the dump pile...mine is just a freaking mud pile!

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  17. Your hubby ordered you shoes?? He has to have a brother... who wants to marry me, right?? Please say yes.

    And boo to spilled juice, steaming dumps and neighboor peepage thanks to the downed fence. But HOORAY to red bull, midol and Ms. Lansbury...

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  18. Oh honey, I've been thinking about you with those mudslides and storms in So-Cal. Are you guys right in the midst of all that???

    My Thursday has been good. I've been online every 5 seconds...trying to hold on to my internet as long as I can :) I really hope your day turns around.
    Love you, girl!

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  19. I'm on Day 9 of weight watchers and I'm starving!!!!!
    But...I've lost 7 pounds. Whoo to the hoo!

    Cute shoes BTW.

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  20. Duuuuuude...that fallen fence is some serious ish! I hate when you have to spend hundreds to thousands on crap like that. Stupid rain! But at least you got the shoes...oh shoes. They make everything better. I'll be rolled up on the couch tonight, crying like a little b#$!%...love those jersey kids.

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  21. Woah sounds like you had a crazy start to the day!! But honestly I'm sure the shoes will make it all better :)

    SE x

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  22. Shoes make all the difference! I know about JS, so sad!!!

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  23. Girl, I'm with you.

    I dropped my freaking iphone in the toilet...and now I'm without life.

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  24. That sucks about your fence :(. And Awwww to the picture of the sleeping hubby and puppies :).

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  25. wow!!!! that's rough...sorry bout your fence :[
    but the shoes are ahmazing!!!

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  26. Can I please come over and cuddle with your boxers?! They are soooo cute! I miss mine :(

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  27. Bad dog - maybe you could teach the kids how to clean that up? Just a thought...
    Hubby is gonna love you prances around in those kick-sass shoes!

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  28. I think it's SO cute how much you love your guy. :)

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  29. oh lordy... its been a tough day!! hoping the weekend is a little easier!!

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  30. Thanks for taking a pic of the fence and NOT the steaming pile of poo....justsayin

    Those shoes totally screamed your name.

    They did

    I heard it from here

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  31. We apparently had the same weather today.

    My Thursday pretty much sucked. Feeling yucky this evening. Stomach bug maybe? Eh...could be my body revolting against exercise and dieting? More details on that later.

    THOSE SHOES! Holla! LURVE THEM!

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  32. damn, they weren't lying when they said "when it rains, it pours!" Sorry bout your luck, Chuck!

    I hope your new shoes mended your stressed heart a little :)

    p.s. super cute photo lol

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  33. Oh, those shoes make up for the carpet dump. Probably the fence too, depending on what you wear 'em with!

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  34. sorry about the carpet poop!! that is totally no fun!! but omg your fence!! SO SORRY!! ugh that is just totally irritating. the hair is one thing, but to mess with the entire fence is taking it to another level, this rain/wind/madness needs to stop. NOW. Good news is you have awesome shoes on their way in!! YAY!!! and your husband ordered them, making them that much better!! Pass the tissues...please....heres to season 2 ;)

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  35. OMG those are the cutest puppers EVER!!

    How nice of them to let your honey lay with them!!!! lol

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  36. My black shiny leather Madden's are my FAVS! I NEVER wear them but I love them! And, I had a Red Bull in honor of you today!

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  37. Holy crap woman! So who gets to rebuild the fence? Not it! And p.s. your hair is crazy. If I didn't see it I wouldn't believe it.

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  38. love those shoes...but i doubt id walk in them LOL hope you're day got better :) have a great weekend!

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  39. What a morning! But those puppies sure look cute with the Old Man, all cuddled up on the couch! And those other puppies? I can understand why you're waiting in anticipation...

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  40. I don't think I can read any of your posts with a straight face. You're one of the funniest people I "know". Your attitude is the shiz, fo real. :D Hope you're having a good Friday!

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  42. can you believe this frakkin' rain!!? it is supposed to be gone tomorrow. IT BETTER BE! i've had it!

    love your new shoes! hope they fit, flatter, and DON'T HURT! haha haha

    have a super weekend. do it. :)

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  44. Honestly, the hubs sitting there with the dogs is just tooooo cute!!!!

    I heard Jersey Shore will have one of these recap shows so don't cry too soon!

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  45. Yuck on the dog poop! But yay on those shoes! They are gorgeous.

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  46. ha, the photo is priceless! love it!! frame it ;)
    sorry to hear about your morning, hopefully today was much better!!
    have a great weekend with the fam! :)

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  47. dude...i got access to your blog again. it's like...you had grounded me my room for 3 weeks and now i'm gonna pollute your email box and comment on every. single.post i missed!

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  48. Aw! how cute

    love the color on those steve maddens


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    http://missneira.blogspot.com/2010/01/perpetual-anastasia-jewelry-giveway.html

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  49. Glad I'm not at your place!! No steaming poop to clean up here - yet....Hang in there!

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  50. The color of those shoes is just divine. And a big steaming pile o' poo?? Ewwwwwww. If it makes you feel any better I straight up stuck my hand in the middle of a very poopy diaper.

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  51. Look at those sweet babies snuggled up and snoozin with yoooo man! Awwwwwwwwww!

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