Warm, delicious, flaky, doughy goodness that you are...
I miss you baby. My darling bread, it's been far too long. I've tried to stop thinking about you....really I have. But I can't get you out of my mind! Rye, Wheat, Sourdough, Ciabatta, Flat bread....I'm talking dirty now!! What I wouldn't give for a french baguette and a tub of butter. I'd slather you up like its nobody's business. Sweet mother of Abraham Lincoln I would mess. you. up....that's the truth.
And while we're at it, let's heat things up and bring your friend Cheese along. It's been a while since dairy and I have been together, but I've been known to throw back a couple of grilled cheese in my day....now we're really talking. Don't be scared. I'll take reeeeeal good care of you. Even the crust...I love it all. Nothing says 'I love you' like melted cheese on a slice of heavenly carb goodness...and baby, I Loooooove you. With a capital L.
Don't look at me like that....I've tried to walk away from you! But you're there every time I turn around....tempting me. Calling me from the pantry. Taunting me with that delicious aroma!! I've tried to forget about you, distracting myself with steamy vegetable affairs and sweet fruit lovin'. It's just not the same...I just want you to know how much I miss you. Those rice and potatoes mean nothing to me! Just remember that. I'll never find another love like you....
With all my love...
My stomach
*bread pic borrowed from living in peru & grilled cheese from sodahead













LOL!!! this is hilarity, and btw you just made me very, VERY hungry >.<
ReplyDeleteI want some butter bread! Oh how I love bread...
ReplyDeleteand butter.....
and bread......
and ooey gooey melty cheese...
OMG! I don't know if we can hang anymore...I am going to be dreaming about this and I might gain five pounds by just dreaming I am eating this!
You & I must be on the same SITS schedule...AnyWho, I swore off carbs last Saturday, after pulling a yearbook deadline with a box full of donuts. But here I am this a.m., cruising the blogs and eating Cheerios. Oh, well!
ReplyDeleteLOL girlfriend! I am SO there with you! I MISS my bread SO DAMNED MUCH that it's not even funny! Bread is my WEAKNESS! Hang in there girl - it will get better - WE CAN DO THIS! :o)
ReplyDeleteYou've given up bread - and you gained 2 pounds?? That's absolutely NOT fair...
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ReplyDeleteBWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! awwww huney!! let me invent you some carbless bread!! doesn't that sound as good as the original??! no? well bum! come out here to me and i'll make you a fruit smoothie that will make you forget all about your first love...trust me it goes down smoother than butta!
ReplyDeleteI think we all definitely hear you... sweet bread...yum, I want some now actually.
ReplyDeletetrust you to make bread and butter dirtayyyy! Great now Im dying to make a grilled cheese at 6 in the morning even though that's what I had for dinner last night!
ReplyDeletewow that makes me hungry.
ReplyDeleteStop talking dirty to me :D There is nothing better than warm bread and butter......
ReplyDeleteI so feel you. I get this way every time I try to give it up. I just can't. I am an addict.
ReplyDeleteThanks. now you're making me want to rub my face in garlic rolls for some reason. Delish!
ReplyDeleteGeez! Could you at least put a warning in the title? I'm hungry now...I JUST.ATE.BREAKFAST
ReplyDeleteCheese and warm bread....warm bread and cheese...damn...gonna have to start that twelve step process all over again.
Thanks
No really
THANK U
Don't. I. Know it.
ReplyDeleteI'm getting ready to swear off carbs for a while. In preparation, I've just finished an entire batch of cupcakes almost singlehandedly.
Yay.
Oh man, I am on SUCH a bread kick right now. Let me tell you, this has to be a girl, because she is a carb lover just like her momma! I'm going to go eat a bagel now.
ReplyDeleteThis hurts me for you. I WANT these things for you. Have you ever tried vegan cheese? Does it suck?
ReplyDeleteMe and grilled cheese are old friends, but we got in a fight and aren't currently speaking. Sometimes I fix the child a grilled cheese and have to slap my hands away when they reach for a bite. Maybe you should go to bread and cheese rehab?? Is there a bread lovers anonymous?? Sign me up!
ReplyDeleteStay strong...although now you have made me want grilled cheese and it's only 7:30am! I don't know how you do it girl :)
ReplyDeleteurrr tooooo funny...
ReplyDeleteim eating a bagelllll yummmmmmmmm
That looks absolutely amazing, but I'm going to try really hard to be a good friend...
ReplyDeleteTHINK OF HOW FREAKIN' MUCH YOU'RE GOING TO REGRET THIS, ALICIA! YOU WILL SPEND ETERNITY ON THE POT!
DOOONNNNNT DOOOOOO ITTTTTTTTT!
Did that help?
Cheesy bread and The Hoff. Match made in heaven.
ReplyDeletePoor girlie! SO sorry. I had some nummy Naan with my Tikka Masala last night! Dang! Carbs are soooo gooooood!
ReplyDeleteBut what I really wanna know it, how was the CUT?
Bread and cheese....mmmmmm....
ReplyDeletehahahah!!! this made my day!!!
ReplyDeleteit also made me very hungry for grilled cheese!! its been awhile..
Husband believes man can live on bread, and cheese. Nothing more needed. (except H20)
ReplyDeleteHe's speaks the TRUTH.
Yum... my stomach is growling right now! I might do a grilled turkey and cheese for lunch. Yum, yum, yum.
ReplyDeleteand the gluten free, veggie, nut crap they sell ain't good at all.
ReplyDeletei hear you! ugh!
poor thing. xo
all i hear...and smell is...fartfartfartfaaaaaaart!
ReplyDeletelove u...
I so could not stop eating bread and dairy...I mean I could if I HAD TO...but Id be fighting it!
ReplyDeleteDoes that mean an In'n' Out run in your future? Because sign me up!
ReplyDeleteoh lady. I'm so sorry. I feel your pain. boo. now stop talking about it. you're making it harder on me!! lol ;)
ReplyDeleteI've been carb free for 34 days because of a diet I'm on. And I wrote a song called no bread the other day.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.fat2fitmommy.com/2010/01/day-31-no-bread.html
Thanks for the giggle, definitely needed after today, and my favorite topic mmmmmmm melted cheese.
ReplyDeleteI am a huge fan of bread. Yum.
ReplyDeleteI could never give up carbs.
I so need to give up on the carbs...I just can't! It would almost be a sin!
ReplyDeleteActually I just don't have the will power!
No bread and no dairy is my nightmare! Mmm that grilled cheese melted in my mouth...nom nom nom....see i can talk dirty too :)
ReplyDeleteMmmmm I want a grilled cheese now! :)
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