A little of this, a little of that....

I'm all over the map today people. We had a ROUGH night last night since Little Miss Presley decided she was going to scream bloody murder all. night. long. She finally quieted down about 6am....when the boys woke up for the day. Yeeeahhhh. Shoot me in the face. It's been a long morning. I'm contemplating an IV drip full of Red Bull...just straight line that crap right into my blood. I'm not a junkie, I swear. If I start injecting it inbetween my toes or smoking red bull from a pipe...ok then it's time to get worried.

But after a quick trip to the doctor, it turns out that the little miss has an ear infection. Well that explains the blood curling screams! So we've got some meds in her system and my fingers are crossed that my wee one is better soon.

{Quality bowel reading material in the Doc's office...she's SO my daughter...}

While we were waiting, and by waiting I mean my kids were SCREAMING while I tried really hard not to smack them, in the pharmacy my eyes landed on a package of this little gem and I couldn't help but laugh...SNL anybody?

{When you've got something fungal, deep down in your lady jungle...}

I think I scared a couple people as I stood there laughing hysterically, while holding a screaming baby in one hand and some vaginal cream in the other. Obviously they hadn't seen the skit!! I mean with lines like "There's nothing fine-a, than a yeast free vagina!" it was friggin hilarious!

Well at least I thought so. But then again I think little kids tripping and old people farting in church is funny...sooo....yeah. Anyway...I'm taking the day off to spend with my doped up offspring.

Have a happy Monday folks. And remember, "From Bo Derek so Susan Lucci. It's the stuff the stars use to clean their coochies!" GYNELOTRIMIN! Hahahaa!!!!