Forget the smores, I got to PEE ON TREES!

Yup, that's what the kids loved most about camping. That they got to pee anywhere and everywhere! And trust me, they did. Mas and Boogie were marking trees left and right. Boogie even secured his ownership of the giant Oak tree by leaving a steamer to stake his claim. It seemed that every time I turned around someone was dropping their drawers!

I was a little terrified unsure of how camping was going to be with 3 kids, but all things considered, it was an awesome trip and we really had a blast. Next time everyone's getting a healthy does of benadryl before bed, because that whole 'going to sleep at midnight and waking up at the buttcrack of friggin DAWN' thing just wasn't working for me.

{Just add water and shake it baby! }


{Smoooores...nom nom nom...anyone else licking the screen? Just me?}

{Even Santa was taking a summer vacay...lookin' for those Ho, Ho, Hos!}


{Spiderman floaties are all the rage...}

{Float on, folks, float on...}

{Way cuter than the Michelin man!}

{The dirtier the child, the happier they are!}

{Male bonding time with Papa Bear...}

{Girl's gone wild! WOOOOO!}

{Do you have tickets? To the gun show!}

{Campfire snuggle time with Papa Bear}

{My crazy crew...love love love}

When the sleeping bags are rolled, the tent packed away, and all is said and done, it was a dang good time and I can't wait to go again. Now if I can just get the boys to stop peeing in the neighbors bushes...

Happy Wednesday Amigos!

Wah wah wahhh.....

I'm trying to sit here and write all about the awesome summer we've been having with Grandpa in town...you know, doing this like this...

Celebrating Father's Day!!

{Star Wars tee and a homemade tie....perks of being a top-notch Daddy!}

and this...

Hittin' up the water park!

{She's a woman on a mission!}

and this...

Toy Story 3!

{They were just a tad bit excited...ya think?}

and this...

Rollin' in the hamster wheel!

{Hours of stomach churning fun!}

But all I can think about is that some little nincompoop STOLE MY FRIGGIN PHONE! I'm dying inside folks!! I can't event think straight. All night my poor little thumb has been wishing it had a roller ball to push...friends to chat with...to talk with...*sob*...I can't talk about it. The wound is still too fresh.

I keep bouncing back from feeling sad about it, to downright seething about it. Its not even about the ENDLESS amount of numbers and information I lost....ok, it's maybe totally a little about that. But its about someone walking around with photos of MY kids...MY family...OUR photos. UGHHH!!! Thank goodness there's no nakey photos, huh? And don't worry honey, I erased the one of you in...well...you know the one I'm talking about lover. Rawr...

And you want to know the worst part?? It happened at TARGET!!! OF ALL PLACES! THE HORROR! Do you know how betrayed I feel?? Target is my home away from home....the happiest place on earth...the keeper of my heart! And this is the thanks I get? Pfftt! A piece of me died inside tonight folks...If I were a dancer I'd do an interpretive dance just to express to you how much this hurts....

But lucky for you guys I'm not. So I'll just order a new phone to be delivered overnight! In the meantime, have yourselves an awesome weekend! We'll be camping and channeling our inner Bear Grylls!

HAPPY FRIDAY FOLKS!!
I MISS YOU!!

ps...karma's a biznatchel so I hope the little effer that took my phone gets what is coming to him!