Language of loooove....

Men just have a way with words, don't they? I mean they can make ANYTHING sound DIRTY romantic! For instance...last night Jordan was loading the kids up in the car and as I open the passenger door to get in, he has the radio blaring and he's belting out "Watching in slow motion as you turn around and say....TAKE MY BREATHE AWAAAAAAAAY ..."

I respond to his serenade with a sarcastic "Settle down Maverick."

Without missing a beat he turns to me with those bedroom eyes, or come to think of it maybe it was gas, I get the two looks confused sometimes...and with a raise of the eyebrow he says "Wanna get Goosed?"....Sweet mother of Abraham Lincoln, do you see what I have to put up with???

And just to really drive the point home, he takes one last stab at it and purrs in my ear "I'll take your breathe away.."

OH FREAK! Yes, honey. How can I refuse such romantic gestures? I don't even know how my pantaloons just didn't drop....honestly now! I'm swooning over here!

Well, at least I can say the love is alive! HAA! But not only can he turn anything ummm, 'romantic', but my little casanova has some killer pick up phrases to go with those come-hither eye brow raises.... Like these:


* Is your daddy a baker? Because your buns look delicious.

* Do you have a map? Because I keep on getting lost in your eyes.

* Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

* Do you have a band-aid? I scraped my knee when I fell for you.

* Did you eat lucky charms for breakfast? Because you're looking magically delicious.

* Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you.

* Let's make like fabric softener and snuggle.

* Can I borrow your library card? Because I'm checking you out.

* You're dad must have been a butcher, because you've got two fine hams stuffed down the back of your pants.



So what about you....what's your favorite pick up line? I need some good ones to throw back at him!