Thursday, September 17, 2009

I'm taking you to school...

A little education never hurt anybody!! It's time to expand your knowledge on the finer things in life....like Chuck Norris fun facts. You ready to get schooled?! Put on your listening ears, because here we go...


Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity.....twice.

Chuck Norris's calender goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can speak braille.


Chuck Norris puts the 'laughter' in manslaughter.

Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

When God said "Let there be light", Chuck Norris said "Say please".

Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.



But don't worry...now that you've freshened up on your Chuck Norris knowledge, you've been sanctioned as...



pee esss....I'm a guest over at the Lilac Grove....go on and check it out...


**for more chuck norris fun facts go here**
Posted at 9/17/2009
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52 comments:

  1. Vodka LogicSeptember 17, 2009 at 2:31 AM

    funny, I like a little Chuck xx

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  2. LeeSeptember 17, 2009 at 4:35 AM

    Who knew that Chuck was so 3 dimensional??

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  3. Multiple personalities..September 17, 2009 at 4:48 AM

    That is too funny!! I have to admit, I'm not up on my Chuck Norris trivia, so thanks for sharing. I guess he's quite the badass.

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  4. bethSeptember 17, 2009 at 5:13 AM

    love me som chuck norris facts. thanks for the chuckle!

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  5. brookeSeptember 17, 2009 at 5:18 AM

    WOW!!! more than i ever wanted to know about chuck!!! awesome way to start thursday!! DID YOU GO BACK LAST NIGHT?!?! WHADDYA GET?!?! I WANT MORE PHOTOS!!!!!

    l o v e y o u l a d y ! !

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  6. UnknownSeptember 17, 2009 at 5:27 AM

    I dribbled a little bit of pee this morning after reading this. I ain't gonna lie.

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  7. confused homemakerSeptember 17, 2009 at 5:29 AM

    Chuck Norris rawks my world. Hubby is also obsessed with Chuck Norris jokes.

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  8. ~Kristen~September 17, 2009 at 5:32 AM

    Chuck Norris is one big hunk o' badass!!! He is so the man!!!

    {{{sigh}}} I miss me some Walker.....

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  9. AnonymousSeptember 17, 2009 at 5:49 AM

    hehe... love chuck norris!!

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  10. melissaSeptember 17, 2009 at 5:55 AM

    My favorite chuckism- Jesus may have walked on water, but Chuck Norris swims through land.

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  11. AnonymousSeptember 17, 2009 at 5:59 AM

    LOL These cracked me up! I needed that this morning. I love the March 31st to April 2nd....nobody fools chuck norris.

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  12. SaraSeptember 17, 2009 at 6:11 AM

    I am sending this to my dad, because he loves a good Chuck Norris proverb more than anyone I know.

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  13. Mama-FaceSeptember 17, 2009 at 6:44 AM

    LOL

    Chuck Norris started his Karate School business in the city I grew up in.

    Does that qualify me for the stamp of approval?

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  14. Christina LeeSeptember 17, 2009 at 6:46 AM

    Girl, WAY more than I wanted to know LOL (but it's better than hearing about the Hoff)!!!

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  15. Raising Z and Lil CSeptember 17, 2009 at 7:04 AM

    That was great! Have you seen the "Yes Dear" episode about Chuck Noriss?? It gives you a whole new outlook on him :)

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  16. bananas.September 17, 2009 at 7:16 AM

    um...how do i respond to this? hmmm...

    thanks?

    haha! this was not information i needed to know but hey i like your chuck norris passion. keep on girl!

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  17. foxySeptember 17, 2009 at 7:41 AM

    So funny! Thanks for making me laugh this AM ;)

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  18. S Club MamaSeptember 17, 2009 at 7:56 AM

    lol wonder who would win between him and the Hoff in a hottie contest

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  19. Jenn MSeptember 17, 2009 at 8:03 AM

    Interesting! Tomorrow, the hoff?

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  20. LoriSeptember 17, 2009 at 8:18 AM

    Kenny G is allowed to live because Chuck Norris doesn't kill women.

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  21. shortmamaSeptember 17, 2009 at 8:50 AM

    laughter in manslaughter? Nearly fell out of my chair when I read that!

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  22. NatalieSeptember 17, 2009 at 8:52 AM

    Bwahahahahahahahaha! I love your love of the ridonkulous! Chuck Norris put the laughter in manslaughter. Awe.Some.

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  23. Kristina P.September 17, 2009 at 9:05 AM

    If you've seen my sidebar, you will know that Jack Bauer makes Chuck Norris cry.

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  24. KirstenSeptember 17, 2009 at 9:09 AM

    Holy moly. My Chuck has long been a favorite of me and my coworkers, we use him for practical jokes.

    Here is another great little thing (about the Hoff) http://www.waxhoff.com/

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  25. Taylor KSeptember 17, 2009 at 9:16 AM

    This post CRACKED me up. Thank you for the education.

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  26. Mademoiselle DevaSeptember 17, 2009 at 9:21 AM

    hahaha! Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain. - my favorite one!

    Thank you for your support about my dog. She feels better now and I'm more than happy.

    bisous. deva.

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  27. Carma SezSeptember 17, 2009 at 9:29 AM

    Nothing beats some good Chuck Norris jokes; I've gotta show this post to my son. He has a shirt with a pretty extensive collection of Chuck lines, but I've not seen the one about putting the Laughter in 'manslaughter' - :D

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  28. Lisa AnneSeptember 17, 2009 at 9:29 AM

    WOW that's a lot to know about Chuck Norris. LMAO

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  29. sitting on the mood swing at the playgroundSeptember 17, 2009 at 9:40 AM

    These are great. Always love a good Chuck Norris fact!

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  30. MaceySeptember 17, 2009 at 9:41 AM

    Awesome. Just awesome. : )

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  31. AnnieSeptember 17, 2009 at 9:45 AM

    you are too funny!
    erm, thanks for the info!? i'll be sure to share it with my fiance, he probably thinks chuck is a bada$$.

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  32. MeganSeptember 17, 2009 at 10:28 AM

    One of my personal favs: Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light on...not because he's afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of him...

    yeeeeah.

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  33. Ally WasmundSeptember 17, 2009 at 10:37 AM

    Wow, now I know so much about Chuckie boy. How cool! Thanks :)

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  34. Theta MomSeptember 17, 2009 at 10:52 AM

    Chuck is the man baby!!!

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  35. Sassy ChicaSeptember 17, 2009 at 11:38 AM

    Thanks for Chuck Norris 101!!

    Smooches,
    Sassy Chica

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  36. Elizabeth MarieSeptember 17, 2009 at 1:27 PM

    My ex was Chuck Norris for Halloween last year. Quite possibly one of the coolest things he ever did.

    YAYAY for wireless in airports! Trying to catch up with my girls real quick! Love you lady!!!!!!!

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  37. wineandroastsSeptember 17, 2009 at 1:40 PM

    Well, I'm glad I accomplished SOMETHING today. Thanks for the learnin'!

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  38. Conquer The MonkeySeptember 17, 2009 at 2:01 PM

    love it! Pee esss, as u say, love your mascot Elvis below, !!!!

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  39. Fresh Squeezed Orange JuiceSeptember 17, 2009 at 2:35 PM

    My daddy can beat chuck norris' a** LOL

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  40. drollgirlSeptember 17, 2009 at 3:40 PM

    oh dear. do i WANT to be chuck norris approved? hmmm.

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  41. Melissa B.September 17, 2009 at 3:41 PM

    And the interesting thing is that Chuck has more than a couple of lives...some of my high school students are Chuck Norris afficonados.

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  42. BobbiSeptember 17, 2009 at 5:28 PM

    I got to meet Chuck Norris once and I think I know why he's such a bad ass. It's because he's 2 feet tall.

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  43. valentineSeptember 17, 2009 at 5:38 PM

    speaking braille kicks a**!

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  44. Liz MaysSeptember 17, 2009 at 5:52 PM

    My kids have shared their vast Chuck Norris knowledge with me as well. I've definitely been schooled.

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  45. RenataSeptember 17, 2009 at 7:16 PM

    Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter!

    Hah. Barely knew who he was until these random jokes started circulating. (I know, I know... but this made me LMAO.)

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  46. BonBon Rose Girls KristinSeptember 17, 2009 at 10:02 PM

    I was thinking of naming my next kid Walker Texas Ranger or TR as I would like to call him. Ah ha ha ha ha

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  47. HaleySeptember 17, 2009 at 11:18 PM

    LOL! So my question is: why Chuck Norris? Why not...umm.... Bruce Lee? or Mr. T? or... David Carradine? wow, that was random.

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  48. leigh hewettSeptember 18, 2009 at 6:22 AM

    I feel enlightened. I've always respected the man, the myth, the legend that is Chuck Norris.

    You, my darling, you have taken it to the next level.

    XO
    Leigh

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  49. LWLHSeptember 18, 2009 at 6:51 AM

    Chuck Norris breastfeeds baby kittens...true story!!


    (ok not really, but I bet he could if he tried!..lol)

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  50. UnknownSeptember 18, 2009 at 7:13 AM

    Hahaha! I LOVE Chuck Norris Jokes, actually I said this week we should change Chuck Norris jokes to Patrick Swayze Jokes, he would appreciate that!

    My faves:

    If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

    Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

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  51. KristenSeptember 18, 2009 at 8:49 AM

    I have a friend who LOOOOOOOOOVES Chuck Norris fun facts... but a lot of these were new to me!! I am a huge 24 fan, and there are lots of similar Jack Bauer Fun Facts... fun post!!! And I finally got around to following you (what took me so long??) since I am always laughing by the end of your posts!

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  52. frenchieSeptember 18, 2009 at 9:32 AM

    i found your blog through Mayra's one. usually i read few posts before i decide to follow a new blog. but you had a big pic of chuck Norris and i didn't need to go any further. he's been an endless source of laughters with my bro for years!
    thank you for that post, it had the effect a couple of tequila shots!
    happy weekend!xxx

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