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It's not even Thanksgiving yet but EVERY WHERE I look its already decked out in Christmas. What the freak is that all about?! We haven't even carved the turkey and I've got jingle bells playing on the friggin' radio! Ridiculous! BUT you guys are in luck...I'm here to offer my gift giving services...Mmmhhmm. A little advice for those hard-to-shop-for folks in your life. Here ya go...
{Salt & pepper salt shakers for that special gun enthusiast in your life...they're almost too good to be true...}
{Friggin badarse toaster for all the Star Wars
{This food safe would be perfect for office workers! One can never be too cautious with the safety of their lunches!}
{This is a must have item for all the business folks in your life...no office is complete without it!}
{I hear angels singing...this is truly a heavenly vision...I MUST have this...Santa, you got that?!}
{And for all the germaphobes in your life, the double duty bra! Not only a bra, but a face mask as well! Keep your loved ones safe from toxic fumes and pig flu all year long with this handy dandy intimate item!}
{Because sometimes a wolf shirt just isn't enough...}
{And last but not least, for your favorite furry friend...the ever-so-classy mustache ball. I have no words...still in awe...}
No need to thank me all at once...It's the least I could do. The faces of your loved ones this holiday season will be all the thanks I need.
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I can't get past the bra/gas mask! And the lady looks so freaking PROUD. I would be too I guess. My question is wtf am I supposed to do with the girls while I'm protecting some dude from H1N1?
ReplyDeleteBut it's pink so yay.
This is hilarious. Thanks for the laugh ladylove, I neeeeeeded it!!! Love you! Let's hang out in week, yeah? YAY!
I may have to spend some time searching for freaky gift ideas myself...don't blame me when I do a post VERY similar to this one...I WILL steal your creativity and wit.
ReplyDeleteWell whose idea was it to put Thanksgiving so close to Christmas????? The best time of the year needs more than 4 weeks to be celebrated!!
ReplyDeleteThat mustache ball is hilarious. And why can't I ever spell mustache right??
ReplyDeleteOh my god...I can't even pick a favorite, they are all so AWESOME. I can think of a person on my list that would love each and every thing (well I am struggling with the wolf blanket, maybe my aunt?). The bra would definitely come in handy during the holidays. My brother in-law's big mouth tends to go off at times and it would be nice to pull out my muzzle. When he saw where it came from, he would definitely be speechless for a bit :)
ReplyDeleteI NEED that mustache ball for my dogs. It is so far beyond want.
ReplyDeleteSome pretty bizarre stuff here.
ReplyDeleteI think I need those salt and pepper shakers so I can start a collection. The ones I have now are two little people hugging. Lol!
ReplyDeletelol always interestin to see
ReplyDeleteI think the salt and pepper shakers are a must have....however, I think my husband would really die for that toaster. He broke our toaster a couple of weeks ago and I really think given the chance that would be our new toaster...I love it. Thanks for sharing
ReplyDeletei looove that bathroom reader helper thingy. very creative!!!
ReplyDeletehappy friday gorgeous!
OMG! That stache ball. Now I just need a dog. LOL!
ReplyDeleteUM, the wolf blanket? I love how random you are!
YES! THe newspaper bathroom buddy! I NEED THIS NOW!
Happy Friday, sweetcakes! XOO
My kids would flip out if they got that toaster & want to eat toast 24/7.
ReplyDeleteWHAT THE INCREDIBLE FINDS?!?! dude i love them all...but that stache ball is just priceless...i so think you are in need of two of those right now...flippen amazing!!!
ReplyDeletelove you lady!!!
5 doggie balls please, for my 5 boxer babies..........
ReplyDeleteAnd NOW my xmas list is complete. Thank you. :)
ReplyDeleteYou have impeccable taste darling!
ReplyDeleteXO
Leigh
I'd probably buy everything on that list...except for the salt and pepper shakers. I'm not even that much of a red-neck. I must have that Wolf Blanket. (for my son of course.)
ReplyDeleteThat star wars toaster is HILARIOUS. If only I knew someone that was obsessed with SW.
ReplyDeleteLove the mustache ball too, but it'd look pretty silly on my chihuahuas. ha!
Oh my word, seriously....
ReplyDeleteThat blanket would look so good with my silk screened wolf shirt and MC Hammer Pants.
Maybe I could wrap it around my neck and wear it like a cape.
Very DVF. =)
Yeah girl, trick-or-treat, carve that turkey and Jingle Bell Rock. It's beginning to all become a blur...BTW, soooooooooooo glad to be back. I missed ya!
ReplyDeleteI could actually use the fridge lock for my 2 year old!
ReplyDeleteNow the salt and pepper shakers had me rolling on the floor until I saw the face mask bra - then I peed a little (can it double as a liner?)
You know you better get that mustache ball for your pups!!
ReplyDeleteI want the toilet office system. You can have them send it directly to me. :)
Awesome! I'm ordering my business card holder right away-- and keeping my eye on some of the other good stuff!
ReplyDeleteHILARIOUS. I kinda want them all lol.
ReplyDeleteThe sad thing is that my hubs would probably like those salt and pepper shakers. This is why Im in charge of the decorating around these parts.
ReplyDeletelove the dog with mustache...classic!!!!
ReplyDeleteSmooches,
Sassy Chica
I stage homes occasionally, and I seriously have come across a wolf blanket more than once!
ReplyDeleteI am totally getting that toaster for my hubby. He's a freak, I mean enthusiast. AND, the stache?
ReplyDeleteEFFIN AWESOME!
I am loving the idea of that little cage for food lol. My BF needs one, someone is CONSTANTLY getting his food at lunch. Annoying! And that mustache ball is hilarious!
ReplyDeletewolf tee shirts have been making one of my bestie and i laugh to pee for now ...wow. 15 years! that blanket...??who buys that kinda stuff???
ReplyDeletegoofy post after goofy post, my love for you get stronger my Salma...
bbm later...
your Hilary
totally want that bra/mask. This was awesome. Where do you find this stuff?
ReplyDeletelove the toaster! lol
ReplyDeletek for real.. baaaaahahahaha [that's me laughing with a real belly laugh] looove that mustache ball. you should totally get that for your pups.
ReplyDeleteand the toaster? freak yes.
what would i have ever done without your suggestions? loooved them! haha loves lady.
I will never encourage my family members to spend more time than they already do in the bathroom. That setup makes it just WAY too easy!
ReplyDeleteI can't decide if I love the toaster or the fridge locker more. Both are so vital to my everyday needs!
ReplyDeleteoh alicia...only you :)
ReplyDeletek i do gotta have me some of that gun salt and pepper shakers. how friggen cool is that?! and it had dual purpose. to scare away burglers while seasoning your meals. NICE!
Where do you find these great gift ideas? They are fabulous. Love the toilet one (and my husband would too.)
ReplyDeletegreat pics! could we work on getting me a ryan reynolds or miller lite toaster? that'd rock my socks... err, panties.
ReplyDeleteThose salt and pepper guns look like fun.
ReplyDeleteHmmm,,,,someone else's tit sweat? Or H1N1? now that's a toughy.
ReplyDeleteI kinda like the "fridge cage". Does it come with bike chain? cuz I know some dumb slob will walk off with the whole works at my place of employment.
hilarious finds! and i can't believe all the darth vadar stuff that is still out there! crazy!
ReplyDeletehope you have a super weekend! :)
must.have.stache ball.for.my moms. dogs! OMG I LOVE it, I am going to get one and send you pics when I do! And wait....no Hoff? I'm deeply hurt!
ReplyDeletePut me down for the Darth Vader toaster. I really need to see that at 6 am every morning. That early, I really need to laugh at something.
ReplyDeleteThat mustache ball is aweseome! I don't think I would ever get the salt and pepper guns for fear that one day my son will go to school and some jerk will pull out a gun, my son will go and grab it and try to salt his salisbury steak with it.
ReplyDeleteWarning...nerd alert...but I SO want that toaster!
ReplyDeleteAround here, we've had Christmas stuff going up since Halloween. Sheesh.
ReplyDeleteI love those! Our toaster is a piece, so maybe we should get the Star Wars toaster.
Is it sad that I can think of SOMEone on my list who would enjoy each and every one of those gifts? Dang. I thought so.
ReplyDeleteThat Star Wars toaster is enough to turn me into a Star Wars fan- need one now.
ReplyDeleteJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA OMMMMGGGGGGG ROFL hereeee
ReplyDeleteI really need that fridge lock thing so that my bf stops stealing my stuff [ok that made no sense, but you what I mean]
I wonder how freaked out the fam would be if I served them Darth Vader toast one morning...
ReplyDeleteNICE!!!!!!!!!!!! Wher eyou find stuff is beyond me that for sure!
ReplyDeleteYou are beyond amazing... where on God's green Earth did you find all these gems?? That fridge locker is a must have once I go back to work... people used to steal my food all the time... really assmunches?? Do you really need to deprive me of my tasteless, 100 calorie disgusting Weight Watchers frozen lunch? One time I even used some glue at home and sprinkled glitter all over my frozen meal so I could stalk out the thief by examining people's outfits and hands for sparkly evidence... and those f*kers STILL got away with it!
ReplyDeleteAnyway- hope all of these end up under the tree for you this year- you deserve it all and more!!
lol...those are effin hilarious.. I esp like the locker, s&p shakers and potty desk! :)
ReplyDeleteThat Star Wars toaster is amazing!!!! Omg!!
ReplyDeleteOMG I HAVE to get that mustache ball for midtown pups - she would look so cute with this!!
ReplyDeleteThank u for sharing this chickie!
XOXO
Amy
if you tell me you have the star wars toaster.. i might have to stop reading you. LOL
ReplyDeletelove the stache!