Yo Saint Nick!!!

Dear Santa,

Well....There's no easy way to say this. I've been naughty (BWAHAAA!). I was planning to come sit on your knee to tell you all about it while I ran my fingers through your impressive beard, but by the time I got to the mall you were gone and that haggish elf of yours wouldn't tell me when you'd be back. So I'm hoping this letter does the trick! But while I've got your attention I thought I'd sort out a couple of issues with my kids first.

I have it on good authority that they made it on the naughty list and I'm hoping I can change your mind. I mean, sure, they like to fart in public and blame it on the barking spiders, but don't all boys do that? And just because Mason peed in the bushes at the soccer field doesn't mean he always pees in the bushes its only when I'm too lazy to find a bathroom. So I'd appreciate it if you didn't hold that one against him. Then there was the time he told his friends mom that her cooking tasted like vomit...I'm sure she misunderstood. He probably had food in his mouth and could enunciate properly. We'll just forget about that little incident, what do you say?

Oh yeah, there's the time that Boogie hit his speech therapist in the face, but I SWEAR he was just going in for a hug. It's not his fault she moved! So you see, there not ALL bad....right? Plus he's such an entertainer. He loves to make other people smile. Like the time when he stripped down to his birthday suit and cruised the neighborhood. He was a hit!

As far as the little miss is concerned, she's really cleaned up her act. In fact she hasn't exploded out of her diaper in quite a while. Plus she's turned into quite the giver. She LOVES throwing her food all over the effin kitchen sharing her food with the dogs! See? Giver!!

So there you have it....a few misunderstandings cleared up. Slates wiped clean. What do you say? Nice list??? Just in case I've attached an alphabetized wish list for you in case you decide to pick them up a few things.

And just in case these reasons weren't enough let me remind you of Christmas circa 2007....just look at how much my kids love you!


Thanks again Santa, I knew you'd understand. OH! Jordan says not to worry about me being on the naughty list. He'll take care of that...meow...

Love,
Alicia