In a nutshell....

Up and down. That was my weekend in a nutshell...So pardon the randomness today!

For some reason, we'll call it 'aunt flo-itis', I thought it would be a good idea to eat this on Saturday night...nom nom nom

{Chocolate shake, grilled cheese, and fries....party on my palette}

Apparently I forgot about my resolution to stick to my 'allergy-friendly nothing remotely delicious' diet. Yeaaahhh....then about 20 minutes later I was politely reminded why eating that was the worst. idea. ever. It would have been different if I at least had some good reading material while I was taking refuge on the throne, but the latest Guns & Ammo edition just wasn't cutting it.

Note to self: buy padded toilet seat....and re-new NRA membership.


Anyhow, on to happier things....like the Burger King holiday cards. OH MY SWEET FRIGGIN GOODNESS! Have you seen these gems??? I mean they're pretty much GENIUS! In fact I plan on buying them for everyone I know! They're quite possibly the best $1 I'll ever spend in my life. Take a gander...go on...click here. Friggin hilarious!!

And WELCOME to all the new folks! I swear I do talk about other things than IBS, allergies, and gas, so don't be afraid to stick around. I can't wait to get to know you all!

So have an awesome week and if you have time do a little rain dance, say a little prayer, or think a kind thought and send it this way, will ya? I got a bit of not so great news and I'm hoping its something that can be resolved easily. Le sigh. These last few days have been a real kick in the proverbial nuts (hence the lack of blogging...boo), but I'm crossing my fingers for a better week.

I think I'll spend my Monday downing red bull and midol and googling pictures of Chuck Norris... seems like the perfect way to start the week!