Fiesta Time Amigos!!

This weekend was LOOOONG, but man was it fun! Saturday we hosted a baby shower AND an early Cinco De Mayo fiesta...it was pure chaos at the Casa de Cline, but holy carne asada batman, we had ourselves a good time. Good food, good friends, and ice cold Jarritos makes for one heck of a fiesta! And of course my camera died an hour into the festivities, but I managed to scramble together a few photos...

{The dude running the poncho like its nobody's business}

{Drinky drinky...non alcoholic for this gal}

{Boogie showing that pinata who's boss}

{Anybody fancy a bounce?}

{The most random shot of the amigos ever}

{Las muchachas!}

{Bestie time with my boo}

{The one and only Dizzle. No explanation needed.}

{Senor Ryder..so dang cute it makes my uterus hurt!}

{Mi esposo es muy caliente! Ay papi!}

{Senorita Berkeley...say it with me, awwww!}

{I LOVE YOU CHURRO JORDAN!}

{My Mami...isn't she adorable!?}

{Boogie spittin' game at the ladies...}

{Sending out the vibe....}

{Cinco De Mayo 2010...Ole.}

Cinco De Mayo 2010 was a major success at the Casa de Cline. The Little Miss is the only one who missed out because she SLEPT through the ENTIRE party! That's right. But she woke up at 3 AM bright eyed and busy tailed ready for the day...joy. As far as Sunday goes, well...lets just say that eating 4 churros wasn't the best idea, but man, did they taste good.

Hope you all had a great weekend!

Go to sleep Boogie!!!!!

There's nothing I love more than being awake at one in the morning watching Gullah Gullah Island with my toddler. Uhhhhhh....

Actually that's a total lie. I'd rather be sleeping and dreaming of Jordan in a loin cloth with long hair like Fabio...feeding me delicious gluten-filled bread slathered in buttery goodness (the bread, not him). And he'd say "I can't believe it's not butta" and I'd say "That's because it is butta fool. It's my dream and I want the friggin butta! So zip that adorable pie hole, shake those locks, and keep the bread coming!".

Hold up...back to that Gullah Gullah Island show. First off...what the freak is that show still being aired for?!?! And secondly, these M&M's are delicious. Ok that had nothing to do with the show, but somehow I ended up with a handful of peanut chocolate goodness and holy crap they're amazing!! Why is it that when you're allergic to something it tastes even more amazing? In hindsight, eating that wasn't smart...but hotdang it was good!

BUT since I'm awake I figured I'd sneak on for a while and let you know I'm alive. Sleep deprived and exhausted...but alive. Before I go, here are some pics from an Easter egg hunt at the park! The kids had a blast and I got free candy. Win-win!

{That is the face of determination...and a little cheating..check out the hand! Atta boy!!}

{My nummylicious husband showing the kids how to properly throw the parachute guy. It's all in the wrist.}

{Boogie hoarding all the eggs he can find.}

{My Dude with his basket full of loot! I'm pretty sure his cheeks are stuffed with candy!}

{Little Miss shoveling all the jelly beans she can into her mouth before mom notices!}

{FINALLY! He can blow his own dang bubbles!}

{Me and my Little Miss working off her sugar high...}

PS- Thanks to all of those who have entered into our awesome 'My pet is cuter that your celebrity baby' contest!!! The photos are awesome, keep them coming!

I must be delirous to do this...

La la la la laaaaaaa....

Love is in the air folks! My mind is all a blur with thoughts of my boo this morning. Hey Jordan, what are you wearing? Meow. Or maybe I'm just still a little loopy from the sleeping pills I took last night. Which by the way are GLORIOUS! Why didn't anyone tell me about Excedrin PM before??? Normally sleeping pills don't work for me due to hyperactivity issues, and to be honest, I didn't sleep great at all last night. But man, I sure passed out quick! The last thing I remember was singing show tunes to Jordan while trying to breathe out of one nostril (I have a cold) and then waking up in a puddle of drool with my hair matted to my face. I'm beyond sexy in the morning. It's criminal.

Side note: Does anyone else's drool bleach their sheets? Or is that just my toxic saliva?? Gross I know. But really, is it just me?

Now back to this 'love in the air' crap I was talking about. Guess what this Sunday is?? It's our anniversary! 4 years people. 4 glorious....long....amazing...LOOOOOOOOOONG....years. Sometimes I have to pinch myself to see if this is just a dream, but as crazy as it sounds it's not. I knew Jordan for all of 55 days before we got married. Now 4 years, 3 kids, 2 dogs, and 1 house later here we are. As crazy and in love as ever! Mushy mushy lovey dovey kissy face and all that nonsense.

So this is where you all come in. In celebration of 4 years I'm handing the reins over to you! It's time for you to ask anything and everything you've ever wanted to know about me, him, us, life. Anything...well almost anything. And here's the best part...HE'S going to have to answer them and post them this week! Hahahaa!! This is either going to be the smartest thing I've ever done, or the stupidest! So go on, ask away....

What do you want to know???

She's crafty, and she's just my type.....

Thursday was spent channeling my inner Martha Stewart and letting my domestic goddess banner fly high. It's amazing how much crap I can get done when I'm not blogging being lazy. It's 1am and I'm FINALLY managing to sneak on and get my blog fix. But for real...I'm a real housewife yo....I'm legit. Like a ref with a whistle! Woot woot! I've got proof....

{My gorgeous new niece Berkeley!! Fresh out of the oven!!}

One of my besties, Courtney, delivered this beautiful baby girl in the wee hours of Wednesday morning and let me tell you my uterus was SCREAMING when I snuggled her....so dang precious. A full head of hair and the yummiest chubby cheeks...to die for! Little Miss Presley can't wait to hang out!

{Masterpieces by my boys....priceless!}

I ran out of room on my fridge to display all of the artwork the kids bring home from school, and since they'll freak out if I throw it away I want to hang it for all to see I made these little bad boys. I painted a few plain canvases, stuck cardboard in the backs, and got fun push pins to hold up their paintings! They're hung proudly in the living room for all to see....and BONUS, I can rotate them as often as I want AND they add an awesome pop of color to the front room! BOOYA!

{Eliza these have your name allllllll over them!!}

Oh sweet mother of pearl I may just lick the screen....so friggin delicious. I made a tray of these for tonight and its totally worth the mudbutt aftermath to chow down on these...nom nom nom, come to mama...

{He's secure with his masculinity}

I made some bad arse tutus and couldn't wait to try them on someone...poor dog. Anybody need a tutu?

{The Little Miss has a severe clippy addiction}

I made some adorable hair bows for my boo. Am I impressing you with my mad domestic skills yet??

SEE?! I told you! I made Martha my biznatchel...word. But it's Friday folks and as far as I'm concerned the weekend is here. If you need me I'll be catching up on your blogs and practicing my end zone dance for Sundays big game!!!

GO COLTS!!!!!!

{Super Bowl champs...say it with me....Super Bowl champs}

What are your plans??
Who are you rooting for??

Have an awesome weekend!!

And then there were two....

SUCK IT FAVRE!!!! BOOYA!!!

{Future Colts fans of America Fan Club}

I can't tell you how excited I am to see my Colts face the Saints in the SUPERBOWL!! I love you Summer B, I hope we're still friends after the Saints go DOWN...I can't wait to paint my stomach blue and practice my end zone dance! GLORIOUS!!

Hahaa!!!! Ok. Now that I've got that out of the way I feel MUCH better.

This weekend was non-stop. Friday night we partied it up at the VFW awards banquet downtown where my pops was the proud recipient of the HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER OF THE YEAR award for the state of California! Whoop whoop!! It was awesome being able to celebrate this honor with him. He served our country in the Air Force for many MANY years and now serves as a JROTC instructor in a rough part of the state. Changing hooligans one student at a time!! We love you pops!

And since Grandpa and Nana were here, the kids were more than happy to parade them all over town. First stop: Train museum. Woot Woot!!


The kids, and Jordan, had a BLAST. But if I had to hear one more 'caboose' joke, or one more 'all aboard' crack I was going to LOSE IT! Although....Jordan did look pretty good in that conductor hat. Choo choo....

But crap, its Monday again and there's only one thing on my mind...a new hair style!! YES! And I desperately need your help! No joke folks...after last weeks hot mess of a medusa mane I'm at a loss of what to do with my hair. Long or short? Curly or straight?? HELP!

Short???

Or long???

Sorry, the pics are crappy, but you get the idea. If I went shorter I would go a tad bit shorter than the first pics. HELP!!! I need your honest opinions!!!

What do YOU think I should do???

In a nutshell....

Up and down. That was my weekend in a nutshell...So pardon the randomness today!

For some reason, we'll call it 'aunt flo-itis', I thought it would be a good idea to eat this on Saturday night...nom nom nom

{Chocolate shake, grilled cheese, and fries....party on my palette}

Apparently I forgot about my resolution to stick to my 'allergy-friendly nothing remotely delicious' diet. Yeaaahhh....then about 20 minutes later I was politely reminded why eating that was the worst. idea. ever. It would have been different if I at least had some good reading material while I was taking refuge on the throne, but the latest Guns & Ammo edition just wasn't cutting it.

Note to self: buy padded toilet seat....and re-new NRA membership.


Anyhow, on to happier things....like the Burger King holiday cards. OH MY SWEET FRIGGIN GOODNESS! Have you seen these gems??? I mean they're pretty much GENIUS! In fact I plan on buying them for everyone I know! They're quite possibly the best $1 I'll ever spend in my life. Take a gander...go on...click here. Friggin hilarious!!

And WELCOME to all the new folks! I swear I do talk about other things than IBS, allergies, and gas, so don't be afraid to stick around. I can't wait to get to know you all!

So have an awesome week and if you have time do a little rain dance, say a little prayer, or think a kind thought and send it this way, will ya? I got a bit of not so great news and I'm hoping its something that can be resolved easily. Le sigh. These last few days have been a real kick in the proverbial nuts (hence the lack of blogging...boo), but I'm crossing my fingers for a better week.

I think I'll spend my Monday downing red bull and midol and googling pictures of Chuck Norris... seems like the perfect way to start the week!

Friday, you're a hag!

TGI-FRIGGIN-F.

This week has been insane. Never ending 100% pure insanity. You name if, we've done it this week. Just to name a few...

* Soccer party? Check!

* Early birthday party for Mason (holy crap my baby is almost 6! wtf?!) Check!

* Jury duty? Check!

* Hanging out with Aunt Flo? Check!

* Dropped kicking my children like footballs because they were driving me NUTS??!! Check! Almost....so close....dang security cameras getting in the way!

Sweet mother of Abraham Lincoln does it ever end!?

And as if this week hasn't been hellish enough, my IBS has reared its ugly head and man, it has come back was a vengeance! I've come to find out that vengeance smells like spoiled lunch meat and makes your eyes water. Weird. But I'm getting off topic here...

My delicious piece of man-meat I refer to as my husband really brought his A-game this week. I mean this guy knows how to treat a lady....forget flowers and chocolates (wait...chocolates are ok, forget I said that)...screw diamonds and jewelery. I'm all about the finer things in life and Jordan knows it! Let me tell you he knew EXACTLY what I needed this week. Imagine my joy when he had his brother deliver this to our door....

Did the Heaven's just part?! What is this glorious manna I see before me?!
A MOUNTAIN of heaven's nectar....that's what it is....

{Oh sweet fountain of youth, how I love thee...}

Mmmmm

So come on Friday...show me what you've got. Because I'm saddled up and coming out guns a blazin'!! Thank goodness for liquid crack! Have an awesome weekend folks! I'll be here twitching in the corner if you need me...

Where's the beef?

This weekend the posse met up for a totally tubular 80s party. It was straight up legit. We're talking Atari, Karate Kid, break dancing (cardboard floor and all...oh yeah..wicky wicky), and tons of wicked fashion. Sorry for the lack of pics, we were too busy tearing up the dance floor with our mega fresh moves...take a peek....

{Radical to the max....}


{My mega fresh b-boy getting crunk on the connect 4}


{You've sunk my battleship!}


{Look at these bodacious babes!}

{The ever-popular prom photo...}

{Some of my favorite valley girls...}

{These kids are bad to the bone...}

{My homefry and her mega cute tater tot...
take a look at the background..creeeepy!}

{Let's get physical!!}

{We're totally wicked yo....straight up cluuuuutch!!}

Seriously best. party. ever.....Plus I got to wear this all night....
and yes, my little Banana, they are bananas :)

Frickin Glorious.

Trick or treat fool!

Being the mother of the year that I am, I have TONS of amazing photos from our INCREDIBLE Halloween weekend for you to browse through...because I'm that awesome. Or not. In fact, my camera sucks monkey butt. Not only did it take crappy pictures, but some one forgot to charge the battery. Yeahhhh. So enjoy the random pictures we managed to salvage.

{Lock up your daughters, this one's gonna be a heart breaker}

{Mason huffing candy in the corner...holy sugar high batman}


{Jordan dressed up as my love slave....meow}

{Bathroom photo shoots with the girls....look at my little bug}

{My superheroes and little bug....man, we make good babies}

{Mason's throwing out the vibe...settle down ladies, he's only 5}


{The ladies of the night...aren't my besties hot?}

{Little Miss Rozzi celebrating her 1st Halloween...those leggings. I die!}

{Achilles's loves showing off his nuts.....HAHAA!}

{What's a holiday without a coordinating bow?!
Thanks to Miss Madison's Mommy for sending us this amazing headband!}

It was an AMAZING weekend overall...you're just gonna have to take my word for it. HAA! Hope you all had an amazing weekend!! And thanks to all those who participated in 'Did I ever tell you'....I've got some freaky friends!! BWAHAHA! And man, I'm so glad to know I'm not the only one who drank pickle juice.....nasties.