Someone decided THIS was a good idea.

"Mr. Bacon doesn’t like Monsieur Tofu’s uppity “healthier than thou” attitude, and Monsieur Tofu is offended by Mr. Bacon’s sloppy, greasy lifestyle. Unfortunately, their feud is about to boil over into violence thanks to this Bacon vs. Tofu action set. Each figure comes bendable arms and legs." {Product and description from HERE}
I'd like to shake their hand and hug them. It's pointless. It's useless. And I want it!! NAY! I neeeeeeeed it!! This pretty much summarizes Jordan's and my relationship to the T. Well, maybe not the relationship so much, but if we were food....THIS WOULD BE US! Obviously he'd be the towering slab of bacon (thats what she said.HA!) and I'd be the mustachioed square of tofu...complete with monocle! They're GLORIOUS! But then again....my judgment may be impaired...it is 1:30 in the morning.
Have an awesome Monday folks!
ps...remember when you were a kid and you were SO excited for days off from school? uh-huh. remember when you were a parent and you cried because you're kids had the day off from school? yeah........
ps...remember when you were a kid and you were SO excited for days off from school? uh-huh. remember when you were a parent and you cried because you're kids had the day off from school? yeah........











Thats funny, I think if I brought tofu in the house, even dressed as a sexy lady, I would be kicked out.
ReplyDeleteMy house is full of carnivores.
Awesome! I want one too!
ReplyDeleteOh and have you ever seen, or eaten, facon? As in... Fake-Bacon? It's the perfect balance of fake meat and bland taste.
Sorry girl but I'm Team Bacon but only if it's turkey bacon! :)
ReplyDeleteYou crack me up! LOL
ReplyDeleteWhere do you find this stuff????
ReplyDelete1:30?? go to bed, sweetie!
ReplyDeleteAnd honestly, I don't understand why the kids get MLK day off. I'm 100% positive I never had this day off until I was a senior in college. Can't they go to school & learn about civil rights? It's a learning day, not a lounging day!
LOL - how funny! I am enjoying my extra day off today even though my kiddos are home with me - they are still sleeping - they're teenagers after all so I should be good for peace and quiet for at least another 3 hours - shhhhh!!!! hee hee hee - enjoy your day my friend! xoxoxo
ReplyDeleteHehehe! Yeah, it's quite different wishing for snow days when you're a kid, as opposed to the stay-at-home mom who has to rearrange her day. Although from what I've heard, those surprise snow days often end up being the best days...
ReplyDeleteLMAO, now that is comedy. I'd totally buy that, which lets you know how high brow my sense of humor can really be.
ReplyDeleteYes, yes, you need some sleep most desperately!
ReplyDeleteI hope that bacon kicks that tofus ass!!!
ReplyDeleteI ♥ bacon...I recently made the switch to turkey bacon, but I will never give it up completely.
oh my goodness!!! hahaha...that is hilarious! and i think i actually witnessed this vs. in action! hope you had an awesome weekend love! we need to catch up!!!!
ReplyDeleteToo funnny...
ReplyDeleteIM NOT excited for my first day again tomorow :( i might cry.
Hilarious! I'm a healthy eater who occasionally must have a serving of crispy bacon. And that turkey bacon stuff? NO WAY! I bought it once, thinking I should at least give it a try. It was vile-- I couldn't eat it, and actually threw the whole package out. (And I seriously hate to waste food.) Great post!
ReplyDeleteomg. i love the tofu's monocle and stache!
ReplyDeleteHa! I love it! Bacon kicks ass.
ReplyDeleteTo be honest bacon trumps in taste anyday. But that non-meat alternative is lookin' dignified!
ReplyDeleteoh my word, oh my word, oh my word....Freaking Awesome woman.
ReplyDeleteAnd I just caught up on your blog! Whew! =) Missed ya lady!
That does seem like the most pointless thing, but alas, someone (like you) may need it! And, I respect that...
ReplyDeleteThis cracks me up... ha ha ha ha...
ReplyDeleteand your last comment about no school. Priceless. Hope you survive!
You forgot to mention you're the same height as the tofu too! Ha!
ReplyDeletePhenomenal!
ReplyDeleteI love that the tofu has a monocle. I mean, why wouldn't he?
You make me laugh!!
ReplyDeleteHappy Monday... and looovvveeee every minute of those kids staying home ;) lol
but look how cute tofu man is with his french mustache and one eyeglass piece! HAHAHA!!!!
ReplyDeletei personally love tofu but i will admit in a bacon vs. tofu war, i always root for the greasy bacon. sorry love.
happy monday! sorry about the holiday off...LOL!
Yes!!! I love pointless crap! Speaking of...I have a useless thing for my blog and I'm gonna make it a regular thing dude. USELESS!
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAH I so need to have that too!! & yes I remember those days, like today! hehehe
ReplyDeleteMore proof that people will buy anything.
ReplyDeleteHope you're enjoying the school day off. mwahahaha
Where do you find this stuff?!?!?!? HAHA that's hilarious! Never realized how my mom felt on our days off and vacay days until now! And my kids don't even go to school yet!!
ReplyDeleteAnd now I'm an empty-nester, and having the day off is FUN again!
ReplyDeleteOH COOL! I sooo want a bacon vs. tofu set! But bacon would probably always win in the battles, because I have a very unhealthy obsession with pork products. And you're lucky Miss Cheesy, your kids only get 1 day off this week, my kid is with me ALL. THE. TIME. Yea, I think I was drunk when I decided to homeschool....
ReplyDeleteomg that is awesome!!!
ReplyDeleteEnjoy this fabulous day beautiful! ;) Tomorrow is almost here LOL
ha hilarious.
ReplyDeleteOh sweet Jesus, WTH will they think of next. Both me and Levi are bacon...except hes the peppered kind and Im the turkey bacon
ReplyDeletehaha that's too cute....im bacon for sure :]
ReplyDeleteThose even LOOK like you guys!
ReplyDeleteCan you still eat mexican food?? Let's do it Feb 5 or 6, K?
I totally understand why my mother was so stressed out when we were out of school now. :D
ReplyDeleteLove the Tofu mustache! AWESOME!
That's SO funny!!! I hope you survived with them kids home today! :)
ReplyDeleteMy son and I love Tofu, but there's nothing like bacon. everything is just better with bacon.
ReplyDeletehaha, that is too cute!
ReplyDeleteMmmmm.. Bacon! :D
ReplyDeleteMy son's school has a sick sense of humour and made a teacher work day the day after MLK. Save me!
ReplyDeleteha!! where do you find this crazy stuff!! it's so random ;) perfect for you though!!
ReplyDeletei heart bacon....tofu, notsomuch.
Lol!!
ReplyDeleteYup. My hubby is a teacher and when he has off he's soooo happy. On that same day I'm always miserable bc that means all 4 kids I nanny for are home.
Now, I can understand that my Mom probably didn't love snow days as much as we did. Ah ha ha
ReplyDeletelol i will wait eagerly to see that part of life when i eish my kid at school haha
ReplyDeletewhat happens if we fry the tofu and serve it with a side of spicy sauce? would we be ruining our chances of winning!?
ReplyDeleteThat's funny....I'm thinking of sneaking some Tofu into my families food.
ReplyDeleteWhere in the world do you find this stuff?! :)
ReplyDeleteNow I want some bacon...
ReplyDeleteTofu. Blah.
mmmm...bacon...extra crispy with a pile of pancakes and lots of maple sirup. though not the real stuff cuz it's yuk....
ReplyDeletewho wants tofu when you can have bacon. seriously? ooops sorry...you can't... but as the same time you're freaking skinny as a result so...not feeling sorry for you AT all here...