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2 DAYS!
For 2 days I've had to wipe my 'personals' with NAPKINS! And it's not because I'm out of toilet paper. I have PLENTY of toilet paper. It's because my husband is stubborn. Here's the thing...if you FINISH the roll, then you REPLACE the roll. Right? Right!!!
WRONG, as far as Jordan is concerned at least. Do you know what he did??? He left the cardboard roll for me. umexcuseme?! It's like a slap in the face! I have IBS and food allergies folks. When it comes to bathroom time a cardboard roll isn't going to stand a chance against my artillery! I need something with durability! Like my heavy duty double quilted bath tissue. So I'm staring at the empty roll and ask my husband sweetly, "Babe....center of my universe....sunshine in my life...would you please go grab me some toilet paper? Thank you love, I do so appreciate it." **bats eyelashes**
You know what this fool did? He handed me a wash cloth. A-hem. I birthed your children with this....and you hand me a WASH CLOTH.....Fine. I'll use your stupid wash cloth....but this means WAR! I refused to put a new roll on. He finished the last one and he WOULD replace it with a new one! And so it began....
And for the last 2 days I've been either sneaking off to use the kids bathroom, using napkins from the kitchen (holy chaffing batman, pass the Boudreaux's butt paste!), or smuggling toilet paper in my bra. I mean a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do!!
I'm making a statement here folks. I'm proving a point!!
And guess what...I WON! That's right! Victory is mine! You know how you spell victory? A-L-I-C-I-A! Because last night, I came home and found this waiting for me....
{Now this is love....18 rolls of love}
{Soooo much softer than napkins...and towels...and socks...ha!}
And guess what...I WON! That's right! Victory is mine! You know how you spell victory? A-L-I-C-I-A! Because last night, I came home and found this waiting for me....
{Now this is love....18 rolls of love}
{Soooo much softer than napkins...and towels...and socks...ha!}And now if you'll excuse me, I have a hot date with my toilet, Good Housekeeping magazine, and 18 rolls of deliciously soft toilet paper.
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! you're a good man mr.cline...a good man! keep it up and you may just get more follow through with a clean bottomed gal!!!
ReplyDeleteseriously hilarious! i love the cheese you two spread!
First of all...this is not the result of me being soft!! This is to get you to stop with all the nagging! Hmph.
ReplyDeleteOmg!!!! I love you more now than ever!!! =)
ReplyDeleteAnd what a guy, it only took two days??? That's pretty good!
This is hilarious. I've had those napkin days when my guy friends at college refused to buy toilet paper because they needed beer. Aww I think those 18 rolls will do the trick!! lol!
ReplyDeleteoh my gosh lol. We only have one bathroom so I never know who the culprit is!!
ReplyDeleteDamn right, Mister! You replace that roll!
ReplyDeleteSocks?!
thats a victory girl!!!!
ReplyDeletehahah!!! 18 rolls will def do the trick!!!
ReplyDeleteLMAO!! That was a well deserved victory!!
ReplyDeleteSo romantic...
ReplyDeleteLOVE IT! You and jordan that is. You two crack me up!
ReplyDeleteEveryone knows its the cardinal rule of all things crapper related that you always replace with a new roll when the time is needed. Way to stand your ground and succeed with the win of 18 rolls.
Your bum thanks you :)
I hate when Big Man does that...just because they only have to shake doesn't mean you disrespect us who have to wipe.
ReplyDeleteThat is the funniest thing I have read in awhile! You are both stubborn!
ReplyDeleteAHahahahahaha!!! I love that someone else goes on strike like I do! 18 rolls should keep you going for a while eh?
ReplyDeletei would've just not flushed the toilet. an eye for an eye. a wipe for a flush.
ReplyDeletealso. the cardboard roll ain't so bad if you dab.
You go gurrrrrl!!!! You have more strength than me. I would have screamed, then proceeded to beat some ass.
ReplyDeleteYou guys are hilarious. We use baby wipes in the Pulsipher household.
ReplyDeleteI love that the roll is folded in to a point like at hotels! LOL
ReplyDeleteI'm so glad that I found your, um, explosive ass! You crack me up..pun totally intended.
ReplyDeleteLove it! And he even folded it like they do at hotels!!
ReplyDeleteOMG! Pretty sure M would have had a beat down.
ReplyDeleteLMAO I almost peed!!
ReplyDeleteToo funny, good for you standing your ground. Next time he is sitting see how he likes using napkins.
ReplyDeleteYou could hand him and ipad.
Dang, I am proud of you! You held out way longer than I could have!
ReplyDeleteThat was outstanding. I can't tell you how much I enjoyed reading that. And the picture at the end really brought it home.
ReplyDeleteHe handed you a wash cloth? Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew.
Even the corners are folded... a la hotel style!
ReplyDeleteLMAO! You go girl!
ReplyDeleteWay to stand your ground. I'm sure that your ass is a bit mad about it but you know you did the right thing!
ReplyDeleteMy husband does the same thing, leaving the roll I mean - I am SO trying this. :)
ReplyDeleteFunniest damn post I've read in a long time! Ahhhhhhhhhhh, HHAHAHAHAHA, BWAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!
ReplyDeleteTooo funny... I just love you guys.
ReplyDeleteA sock will do in a pinch! Or when you've got to pinch one....
ReplyDeleteHmmm...this food allergy and ibs you speak of - is that why you don't do carbs????
I'm so proud of you for holding out on this small war. Victory is sweet, is it not?!?
Lol!!
ReplyDeleteWhat would I do without your blog, Ms Alicia? I friggin LOVE this. And I love that you won! Never surrender.
ReplyDeleteCongratulations!
And, by the way, your hair looks AWESOME! I love it. I'm very jealous. If I could cut my hair that short, I could wear it down in uniform, but there is just no way it will work. My hair is to fine and thin and my neck is too short. :-( But you look hot.
hahahah! well this post made me snicker!
ReplyDeletehave a great weekend!
I think the funniest part of this whole post is the fact that Jordan left his two cents in the comments! He was just tired of you nagging. RIGHT! He held off until he had to have some paper. You are the cutest couple! :D
ReplyDeleteThis is effin hysterical! Thanks for the tip, I'm sure I'll need to use this strategy at some point in the not too distant future!
ReplyDeletehaha way to hold out! don't you love it when you win?! luckily manfriend and i have separate bathrooms, so we don't have this fight, however i do get mighty peeved when he leaves my seat up!
ReplyDeleteHilarious! I totally would have done the same thing. I'm super stubborn. Glad you got your way :)
ReplyDeleteof course you would win. LOVE this!
ReplyDeleteEverytime I click on your blog it's like a new adventure....this time in toilet paper. Who knows about tomorrow....oh the possibilities!
ReplyDeleteThat does remind me that we are down to our last roll....crap!
Wow, you got one that turned out to be trainable?? Good job, woman!
ReplyDeleteOMG I'm over here ROFLMAO girlfriend! Good for you to stick to your guns - no matter how long it took for him to replace the roll and throw in a few extras - HA! :o)
ReplyDeleteYou showed him! Love the tp fold too...that got bonus points right?
ReplyDeleteI'm LOLing so hard right now it's not even funny.
ReplyDeleteUmmmmmmmmmm. Yeah, I'm not sure what to say about this. I just go grab a roll and get on with it, but you have to pick your battles. LOL
ReplyDeleteHaha, while I admit my "need" may not be as great as yours, I sympathize. My boyfriend does the same darn thing!
ReplyDeleteMy husband does the same thing.
ReplyDeleteIt's frustrating. He's a grown man. Change the roll!
lololol...once we had a similar war on dish washing....they remained thdere for a week....i think i was the one to crack but memory is poor and not sure
ReplyDeletedude!!! you two crack.me.up!!! and i am lucky that i can say that this, only shows a little of how crazy and hilarious you are....
ReplyDeletehug and love for you darling Sang-Sang. and to you too Alicia.
Dude. Your hubs is hilarious!
ReplyDeletePerserverance pays off. You were right, that was WAR!
ReplyDelete18 rolls stacked nicely and a delicately folded diamond edge on the roll...that's a white flag in the sand.
You. Win.
YES! Victory, sweet, sweet victory.
ReplyDeleteSadly, I've lost this battle many times.
I've learned to wipe with paper towels.
YELP!
Cristina
It's vital to choose your battles ;-)
ReplyDeleteThat was a hard won battle!
ReplyDeleteHe must really love you, folding the TP all nice an hotel style... what a guy!
What an amateur he only held out for 2 days;)
ReplyDeleteWas that your Valentine's Day present?
ReplyDeleteI've gone on "strike" for various reasons over the years, and you're right...it really does work! Felicidades, chica...
ReplyDeleteok I need to know what you were doing with the napkins post use. Like you didn't flush them. Did you save them? Did you put them under his pillow?
ReplyDeleteawww he even left you the cute folded tp like in a hotel. :) 2 days? I hope you held out on other things for 2 days!!
ReplyDeleteYou are a mess! Too Funny! :o)
ReplyDeleteOMG! you two are so awesome!! what a great competition ;) I called your win before I even got to the end of the post...you winning is a given. I died of laughter over "I birthed your children with this" .....I use that line too LOL!!! Hope you are having a great weekend Alicia!!
ReplyDeleteAAAHAHAHAHA that's classic!!! I think I need to try that with the hubs....I am ALWAYS the one to replace the roll. I wouldn't have to replace it so often if he didn't use a dang roll and a half every time he was in there!!
ReplyDeleteAhahahahahahaha! Seriously? What a good little hubby.
ReplyDeleteNOW BEHAVE LIKE THAT ALL THE TIME, JORDAN!
Sheesh. He acts like you ask for a ton. Ech.
2 Days? Wow, I would have caved way sooner. I would have been giving him the evil eye, as I huffed and puffed my way to the toilet paper storage closet, and he would be looking at me like "what? I don't even know where the toilet paper storage closet is." Yeah, that's how my hubs(aka Jordan, small world) rolls.
ReplyDeleteCute blog! Also, I saw your hair cut pictures and it's not that short. In fact, it's what I consider long...for me anyway.
bahahahahahahaha!! I bet your ass was on FIRE!! Congrats on this epic victory!
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHA! Too figgin' funny! My hubs and I have the same issue. He'll get a new roll out, but he won't put it on the holder. WTF!? Like it's that hard?
ReplyDeleteIt must be total hilarity at your house 24/7. BTW. Quilted Northern is THE best. Although it is expensive. Ha. I just plugged toilet paper.
ReplyDeletejajajajajajajajajajajaaja
ReplyDeleteLOL so funny...love how he stacked up all that toilet roll!
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