I'm back...with a little pick me up!

I'm in major need of a little pick me up today. So far this week has sucked monkey butt, but that's all about to change folks because I've found a few things to bring a smile to my face....and you're so lucky because I've decided to share them with you! Thank me later...

Can I please just express to you how FRIGGIN AMAZING these things are?!?! If I had these growing up I would have eaten corn all day long. Truth! Did anyone else picture a poopy diaper filled with corn when I said that? Just me? Right....Back to my point. THESE ARE RADICAL!

{A uniCORN for your corn! HA!}

For all of you Star Wars and BACON fans.....I present....

The bacon AT-AT...

{No galaxy or artery is safe with this thing on the loose. Blech.}

This is some straight Magnum PI badness right here. Friggin drive it like I stole it!I need one... my street cred depends on it.

{I see your gangster, I'm pretty gangster myself.}

But this one takes the proverbial cake my friends....the dual toilet...do you see the heavens parting? Can you hear the angels singing?! GLOOORIOUS! Just imagine the quality time you and your significant other can have.

{Be still my heart...you will be mine...}

One more thing that makes me happy, this lady right here. She's my virtual mama and she's pretty much amazing. It runs in our virtual family. She's started an awesome new recipe swap called Share a Spoon, and she makes the most deeeelish food! Go on over and check it out!!

Ahhh...see. Feeling better already. Happy Thursday amigos....I'll be back tomorrow with some free swag for you. Because I love you...and I miss you...like the deserts miss the rain.

{images via nerd approved}