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So come on down folks, it's time to play a little game I like to call
Is is worth the rash??
Is is worth the rash??
Items are based on a scale of 1-10, with 10 being a HECK YES! Shall we begin?
churros.....
....4....
cheese....
....10.....
sushi...
....7....
spaghetti....
...5...
bread...
...9...
....6...
churros.....
....4....Sweet sugary goodness on a stick, you're scrumptious....but not THAT scrumptious.
cheese....
....10.....Delicious...amazing...smelly arse cheese. I love you baby. I miss you. Seriously, if it smells like a hoof, I'll probably love it. It's been a looooong time since I've had a rendezvous with this dairy delicacy....mama's coming for you.
sushi...
....7....This folks is perhaps the WORST offender of them all. But it's like a drug...I just crave it. But I've learned the trick...TAKE OUT! Yup...eaten from the comforts of my own home, and within a close vicinity of the toilet.
spaghetti....
...5...I can't make up my mind on this one. I'm so torn!
bread...
...9...Biscuits! Toast! Sandwiches! Bagels! WAFFLES!! I MISS BREAD!!!!!! I'll bloat like Lindsay Lohan after a weekend bender, I don't even care!!! It's been too long!
enchiladas....
....6...I have to admit...this much cheese scares me, and my bowels!! But just imagine how delicious it would be.... nom nom nom
Thanks for playing folks! Looks like I have a hot date with a wheel of cheese and a fresh baguette. I better put on my stretchy pants for maximum bloat comfort.
Thanks for playing folks! Looks like I have a hot date with a wheel of cheese and a fresh baguette. I better put on my stretchy pants for maximum bloat comfort.
my list wouldn't be exactly like yours but VERY close!
ReplyDeletei can't help but binging on cheese once in a while...and i miss PB&J...
thnk Goodness, sweets are ok. they are. right?
This makes me feel much better about my life. I'm not allergic to anything. Unless you call "fatness" a reaction.
ReplyDeleteOhh churros look delicious! My sandwiches lately-definitely more cheese than turkey breast haha oh so good.
ReplyDeleteOmg I hear ya girl. Ever since I had my gall bladder removed cheese has been my enemy. I miss it so much!! I dunno I think churros might be worth it.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, I don't really think about it much, but I can't really imagine life without dairy... Can you find or make GF/DF bread? I have a home breadmaker GF bread recipe that is delish, but I don't know if it's DF... Hmmm?
ReplyDeleteMan girlie, what CAN you eat??
ReplyDeleteOh gosh girlie! I cant imagine being that allergic to everything! But if I were Enchiladas would definitely be a 10, and sushi would be a big fat zero... EW!
ReplyDeleteAwww it sucks you're allergic to so much!
ReplyDeleteugh. I feel your bowel pain. do you ever find that when you binge on something you're allergic to you just KEEP GOING for the whole day?!? I'm like, 'well, I just chowed a cheeseburger for lunch, may as well go for the cheese and crackers for an afternoon snack.' It's a vicious cycle.
ReplyDeleteMuddbutt? Oh, you are so real.
ReplyDeleteHoly Salivation batman. I want ALL OF THIS!
ReplyDeleteallllll offff itttttttttttt
cheese omg yum and you had me at churro and kept me at enchilada.....
On my that churro looks yummy!!
ReplyDeleteI'd be doing the same thing. Cheese and a baguette...and some bubbly to boot!
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell can you eat?? I would die if I was you!!
ReplyDeleteBest. Game. EVER.
ReplyDeleteAnd cheese that smells like butthole is the best in all the land.
Unfortunately, it also gives me some serious biscuit trouble and makes me grateful that I sleep alone.
Oh you poor, poor girl. I really feel badly for you! You've listed some of my most fave foods ever...sushi, enchiladas (I adore mexican!), bread, cheeeeze = Heaven.
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry it has to be such a rough road for you! Is it like Irritable Bowel issues or full-on food allergies. Either way I'm sure the taste is worth the pain afterwards??! (once in a while...)
OMG we have the same stomach. IBS maybe? lol We need to do sushi take out together. I do have a few bathrooms at this house. :)
ReplyDeleteThe scent of a hoof gets me every time! Who doesn't like inhaling hoof aroma and chowing down?? Gimme a bite of that hoof!! I like your blog! :)
ReplyDeletewow!!! i dont know what i would do if i was allergic to anything especially food!!! like i would go CRAZY...
ReplyDeleteHow are you even still alive?? Seriously...no cheese or bread? Id fall over dead
ReplyDeleteA. I'm upset that you get sick from sushi.
ReplyDeleteB. I'm more upset that sushi isn't ranked a 10
C. Ice cream does a number on me. And some nights it is so worth it.
Ooo cheese. I love my cheese.
ReplyDeleteAnd churros. I had one of those the other day and was in Heaven. Taco Johns has them for .99 cents.
Ice Cream didn't even make the top 10?? I'm shocked!
ReplyDeleteI think I'd have to give the enchiladas at least an 8. I love those delicious little bundles of heartburn!
ReplyDeleteLoved the post today. Can really relate as I've got the allergies too. Those enchiladas look so good. lol I can eat limited cheese but no eggs, oh how I miss scrambled eggs covered in cheese.
ReplyDeleteoh i love this game!!! although enchiladas would probably be an 8 for me....yummmy!!!!! bread.yes...churros.YES!!! mmmm....great now it's 8 in the morning and i am water at the mouth for some damn mexican food!!
ReplyDeleteI would not be able to live without bread! Seriously, in movies and what not when they do the whole, "He was fed nothing but bread and water..." I'm like, what's the problem? That's like the best meal EVER! (Well, except make the water a Pepsi and it's the best meal ever.)
ReplyDeleteThis post is funny! I know where you are coming from as I don't have my gall bladder anymore and it sucks eating cheese or anything fatty really!! Ugh how annoying but some things are just worth it!
ReplyDeleteAre you gluten-intolerant? Cause i use to work at a gluten free bakery and when I left I stole all the recipes. (shhhh) But if your interested, I've got cake ones and cookies and bread. lemme know!
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