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Celebrating Father's Day!!
{Star Wars tee and a homemade tie....perks of being a top-notch Daddy!}
and this...
Hittin' up the water park!
Hittin' up the water park!
{She's a woman on a mission!}
and this...
Toy Story 3!
Toy Story 3!
{They were just a tad bit excited...ya think?}
and this...
Rollin' in the hamster wheel!
Rollin' in the hamster wheel!
{Hours of stomach churning fun!}
I keep bouncing back from feeling sad about it, to downright seething about it. Its not even about the ENDLESS amount of numbers and information I lost....ok, it's maybe
And you want to know the worst part?? It happened at TARGET!!! OF ALL PLACES! THE HORROR! Do you know how betrayed I feel?? Target is my home away from home....the happiest place on earth...the keeper of my heart! And this is the thanks I get? Pfftt! A piece of me died inside tonight folks...If I were a dancer I'd do an interpretive dance just to express to you how much this hurts....
But lucky for you guys I'm not. So I'll just order a new phone to be delivered overnight! In the meantime, have yourselves an awesome weekend! We'll be camping and channeling our inner Bear Grylls!
HAPPY FRIDAY FOLKS!!
I MISS YOU!!
ps...karma's a biznatchel so I hope the little effer that took my phone gets what is coming to him!
I MISS YOU!!
Girl, I think a part of me would die if I lost my phone (or it was stolen!! Grrr)!!!
ReplyDeleteOhh that sucks big time!! I don't know what I would do either..
ReplyDeleteThat sucks that someone stoled your phone!! Your kids are too cute!!! They do look VERY excited about Toy Story 3!!! :)
ReplyDeleteI miss you!!! Where the f have you been?? So hanging out with your family is suddenly more important than me??
ReplyDeleteAnywho, I would hunt down and knock the teeth off anybody who dared touch my phone. Thats serious business!
Looks like you and the kiddos are having a delightful summer, tell the little miss Lincoln thought she rocked those water shoes like nobody's business:)
We loved Toy Story 3..so good!
ReplyDeleteI would shrivel up and die inside if someone stole my Crackberry
why on earth would someone steal your phone? dumb.
ReplyDeleteI cannot believe someone stole your shiz! WTF? And at the mecca of all places? Pfft. Sorry ladycakes!
ReplyDeleteI'm mad for you that someone stole your phone.
ReplyDeleteHave a great weekend!
Here's what I think happened:
ReplyDeleteSome bonehead (probably from Walmart) came to Target to buy a toy phone for his kid. He saw yours in the basket and thought, "Well isn't that convenient! It's been done laid out for me. Target really IS better than Walmart!" And he took it, probably paid for it and left.
And now, he's back home drinking a beer (probably a Coors Light or PBR) congratulations himself on being awesome.
I'm sorry for your loss.
That sucks but seriously who cares because that picture of the boys excited about Toy Story just made my Friday, so freaking cute!!!
ReplyDeleteOk for real sorry someone stole your phone, I'll give you mine cause I want an IPhone, comes with a roller ball and everything!!!
Sorry your phone was stolen, that's a bummer. :( BUT those toy story shirts? CUUUUUUUTE!!!
ReplyDelete:( sorry. How did they steal it? from your purse?
ReplyDeleteThose tee shirts are too cool for school.
Oh man, bummer of a deal! BOOO! And, I am feeling your pain... I think that my camera suffered the same fate as your phone :( I am still hoping, praying and wishing that I find in the car/diaper bag/ children's toy box... but the outlook may be a grim one. Hopefully the Karma Train will be pulling into the station soon!
ReplyDeleteThe more I think about it, the more evil Target is becoming. Will it someday become ShopKo or Sears Grand? I hope not, but incidents like this do not leave me hopeful.
ReplyDeleteI would be lost without my phone. What a f*cker to take yours.
ReplyDeleteAnd in case you didn't get my tweet, thanks for the shoes. The kids LOVE them. :) Let me know what I owe you.
I need my Queso! I need my Queso! Imma come bust a cap in the buttocks of the little effer who stole your phone!
ReplyDeleteLemme know when your phone is set up so I can send you a new invite. I will need your new PIN!
People freaking suck! well, not everyone just the effer who stole your phone :)
ReplyDeleteWhat an effing disaster. Though I did just see a tweet from you saying the new phone arrived. And I proceeded to compare you to Andy Dick getting out of rehab and having an 8 ball delivered to his door.
ReplyDeleteSorry about that.
Maybe we can roll around in that blow up hamster thingy sometime? Not all pervy. Just for shits and giggles.
I don't understand phone thieves. How can you take someone's phone with THEIR contacts? weird
ReplyDeleteWTH some one took your phone. I would be so mad! So glad you guys are having a wonderful summer. :) We have missed you too.
ReplyDeletehow am i supposed to call you now?
ReplyDeleteA sucky day at Target indeed Cheese!!! I would have liked to see that interpretive dance...a slap to the stinky thief who took your "precious".
ReplyDeleteSoon enough you'll be back in smart-phone heaven...where u should be!
Happy weekend.
ReplyDeleteOh that sucks! I'd be so lost without my phone!!
ReplyDeleteit sucks..wheni lost my phone i ended about a month or so without one...felt wonderful and since them lol i tend to forget it at home....i am really no good with the tech.
ReplyDeleteI would die. :/
ReplyDeleteAlso, that hamster wheel. I'm gonna get one. I'm just sads my fat butt can't fit in one.
That is just maddening! Ugh, people. I hope the new one meets all your expectations!
ReplyDeleteAnd I SOOO want to go in a hamster wheel. My midwife told me I can still go on my favorite carnival ride next week (the big swinging boat).
Target?? Please say it ain't so! Oddly enough, it is also MY home away from home. How are you going to skip down the aisles of Target like you have always done now that this awful thing has happened to you? Can you share more details? Where was your phone when it was stolen? :(
ReplyDeleteWHO WOULD TAKE YOUR PHONE!!!!!??!? ARGH!!!! that is awful so so WRETCHED!! bleh.
ReplyDeletebut your kids are SOOOO CUTE!!! :) miss you!!! xoxoxox
You seriously have the cutest kids evah!! I love it when you post pics of them.
ReplyDeleteAnd yes...may the shard who stole your life line get gangrene and all his/her toes fall off and then their private parts shrivel up and become unworkable for ever and ever.....yeah...its like that!
My bb got drunk over the weekend and suffered death by drowning. Wasn't my fault! Who the heckola would stick a drink in the cupholder of the chair. I mean really! That's where my phone goes!
as much as i want to hold you and tell you "everything will be okay"...i already know you have your phone back.
ReplyDeletestill, it does bother me that some creeper has your pics. what a jerkoff!
Thievery sucks butt. Kinda how I also feel about camping, but you seem super excited about it so I won't go there. And, you didn't erase that sexy-daddy pic. I'm looking at it right now. On the Internet! Totally kidding. Seriously, let's hope that the imbecile who stole your phone fell off a curb right in front of Target and lost your phone down a storm drain without having the opportunity to peruse your data. Or, he's crank calling your pals as we speak. Either way, one day this will make you laugh, just like the fact that my computer imploded yesterday is sure to do as well. Yeahright. XOXO.
ReplyDeleteUgh! What a turd! I'd be flippin' too if someone stole my phone.
ReplyDeleteAh! The cuteness of those boys in Toy Story Tees is unmatched!
ReplyDeleteSorry about your phone! And the desecration of Target, not cool!