Arrivederci 2010!

Resolutions shmesolutions! BAH! I'm proud to say that I only accomplished one of my resolutions for 2010, #3, raawwwrrrr. But 1 out of 5 isn't bad. I think this year I just need to set my sights lower and make easier resolutions.

So without further adieu...I present for your viewing pleasure...

Shmesolutions 2011 Edition

**cue fireworks**

1. Throw my pantaloons at Tom Jones. He's a dreamboat and a half!

2. Perform a citizens arrest on anyone wearing Ed Hardy, Affliction, or Tap Out UNLESS you're an actual MMA fighter...even then, its not ok, but I don't want to be choked out.

3. Write love letters to The Hoff on old In N Out hamburger wrappers until he responds with an autographed photo.

4. Learn how to make the duck bill with Pringles WITHOUT breaking the chips every friggin time. arrgh!!

5. Actually WIN something playing McDonald's Monopoly and not just eat my own body weight in delicious, mouth-watering french fries....nom nom nom...


I think if I can manage to accomplish at least one of those things, then the year 2011 will hold great things for me. I'm staying positive folks! Those are some life altering resolutions right there.

I hope you all have an AMAZING New Year and that 2011 brings nothing but peace, love, happiness, and In N Out fries smothered in ketchup! (That last one was for me)

HAPPY NEW YEAR AMIGOS!!!

T.G.I.MONDAY!!!!!!

I'm so excited! And I just can't hide it!

I'm so excited....I'm so...I'm so....SCARED!! Hahahaa!! Anyone remember that episode of Saved By The Bell where Jesse, Kelly, and Lisa make a music video and Jesse gets addicted to caffeine pills?? Somebody should have given that chick a red bull..mmmm..HAHAHHAAA!!! Just me?? Ok then....

Well I'm flippin' excited for today. Which is something I don't normally say on Mondays. But it's going to be a fantastic day, and here's why....

1. MASON GOES BACK TO SCHOOL!!! Oh glory be! Winter vacation SUCKS. The holidays are fun and all, but this whole 'home for two weeks straight' thing is just torture! I can't WAIT to drop him off...I'm not even stopping the car. I'm just gonna bring it to a slow crawl and tell that fool to 'TUCK & ROLL'!! Plus...he's beyond excited to go see his friends and compare Christmas gifts.

2. I can BLOG again....oh freak yeah....mama's missed you guys. I felt like a junkie trying to sneak on the computer and grab 5 minutes here and there to get my fix. But no more!! I'm back!!

3. I won two giveaways!! Whoop whoop! I can't wait to tell you all about them tomorrow and to post a giveaway for YOU! It's been a while and to say thanks for stickin' around, I'm gonna shower you with appreciation. I'm friggin thoughtful.

4. This is a big one...try not to be jealous...but I get to spend the next few days with these two fabulous ladies!

Mayra aka 'Bananas' Mag aka 'Frenchie'

That's right folks! Monday-Wednesday will be pure bloggy friend madness! Our favorite Frenchie flew all the way from the lovely UK to spend a few days with us and I am BEYOND excited! She's gonna get a first hand look at the craziness at the House of Cline since she'll be posting up on my comfy sofa for the next few days.

You know whats crazy, OTHER than Frenchie (whom I have never met in 'real life' per se) flying all the way to Cali to hang out? Ummm, the fact that she reads my blog and STILL wants to come out! HAA! Well. I can't say I didn't warn her! So wish us luck, because she may need it.

Hope you all had a fantastic New Years...I spent mine chugging caffeine. Resolutions Shmesolutions. Blah. Here's to a happy 2010 and a flippin fabulous Monday!

On my list of things to do....

So I made my New Year's resolutions....then realized about 2 minutes later that it was going to be impossible very difficult to do any of them. But it's not my fault! I have perfectly valid reasons...Let me tell you why...

1. Wake up early so I can work out and shower before the kids are awake..... HAHAAAA!!! I just choked on my candy I was laughing so hard! Seriously?!?! I must be delusional. Anything that starts with the phrase 'Wake up early' and includes the words 'working out' is NEVER going to happen. My Thighs (yes, with a capital T, they demand my respect) are strongly opposed to this one. Sorry 2010, maybe next year.

2. Limit blogging time to when the kids nap during the day and sleep at night.....Ehh...But then what am I supposed to do during the day?? Play with the kids?? Clean my house?? Pass. No can do. Next!

3. Turn up the heat in the bed room...bow chika bow wow....Yeah I said it. More lovin' for my lover. Well....except 7 days prior to Aunt Flo's visit, and 7 days after for recovery. And rule out Saturdays because I don't get my nap, and Sunday is a day of rest....But any other day should be ok...as long as it's scheduled in advance so I can remember to shave my legs that week. Am I romantic or what? Meow...

4. Cut back on time spent watching reality TV....Well, now this all depends on whether or not Jersey Shore gets canceled. I don't care what anybody says, that is one train wreck I am not gonna miss!! Where would I be without Snickers, or Snooki, and The Situation?! Plus The Bachelor starts up soon and after last season's hot mess freak show known as The Bachelorette how could I even fathom missing Jake's shot at redemption!?

5. Limit my caffeine intake....Alright. I thought about this one long and hard (HA! TWSS!) and it comes down to it being a safety issue for my family(plus the doctor wants me too. boo). I just don't think I could properly function without it. My abilities as a mother go hand in hand with my beloved caffeine. Red Bull is not only considered a food group to me, it's my primary food group. A little Red Bull with some OJ and I've got breakfast! BUT...I'll *gulp* TRY to cut back....

And that's IT! I'm stopping at 5. A world without Snooki and Red Bull?! Just shoot me now! I've lost my will to live! 2010 is looking gloomier and gloomier by the minute! I've gotta say that despite 2009's ups and downs, it was another year I got to spend with the love of my life and three angels in my arms....so it couldn't have been that bad :) Here's to a new year! Watch out 2010, I'm about to make you my biznatchel!!