SITScation '09...

Well, I think it's safe to say they liked me. I think. I hope. Let me tell you I was a nervous wreck on the way to SITScation. I got all gassy and was crop dusting through the entire airport...it was a bad deal!! Does anyone else have to poop when they get nervous? Anyone? Just me? Right then....Moving on. But SITScation has come and gone, and man, what a weekend we had!! Here's a list of my accomplishments over the weekend:

* Got mistaken for a hooker- true story. totally flattering!

* Listened to some AMAZING speakers! (I feel legit now!)

* Caught a cold. OF COURSE!

* Got some awesome swag...which may or may not have included a, ummm, toy...yeah, that kinda toy.

* Met some flippin' fabulous bloggers and now have way too many girl crushes.

* Dropped it like its hot...then picked it up and shook it like a polaroid picture...friggin' worked it.

* Got invited to Kim Kardashian's B-day party....politely declined.

So all in all, it was a rad weekend....wanna see some random pics?! OF COURSE YOU DO!! I wish I would have taken more, but I'm lame and forgot! Here goes....

{Dang paparazzi!!....always up in my grill}

{Are we smizing?!}

{Our fearless leader tearing up the floor, just LOST in the music!}

{I'll give you a dollar if you guess the bloggers!}
{Summer=GORGEOUS....Alicia=Pig flu}
{Mama Kat adopted me....jealous?}
{Even his nippies are ROCK hard! meow!}
{Oh, Dwayne!! The ladies can't resist!}
{Some of the FABULOUS ladies from SITS}

WHOOP WHOOP!! Good times in the Not-So-Sin City!!

But I'm glad to be home with my babies and my little sex-pot of a husband. I missed you all and can't wait to get caught up! Have a fabulous Monday!

Viva Las Vegas!!

Whoopity whoop whoop!! Guess where I'm going today folks?! Starts with an L...ends with 'as Vegas'.....hint hint....That's right!

LAS VEGAS FOOLS!! AH SNAP!

{SITScation 2009...calling all bloggers!}

I've packed my bags and I'm flying the friendly skies to Sin City! Where I will NOT be sinning...because that's how I roll, yo. I'm gonna get crazy and start sober-dialing everyone....it's gonna be amazing! So don't be alarmed if I call you professing my love for you. I may even start singing "Have I told you lately...that I love you...". Because I do. And I'm going to miss you while I'm gone. I'll miss you like the desert misses the rain...mmhhmmm.

I have to admit though, I'm a wee bit nervous to go. I mean...what if they don't like me?! GASP!! THE HORROR! What if they just think I'm the crazy girl who talks about having hot mustard gas because of her IBS and who lets her daughter crap out legos....yeah...or about how I adore The Hoff and Chuck Norris...maybe their not cool with that. Guess I'll find out! Just in case I've got a few tricks up my sleeve to win them over. I figured I'd start with my rather fantastic imitation of a chicken. I can cluck like it's nobody's business. For real. And if that doesn't work I figured I'd lure them in with my mad ability to freestyle rap. That should really seal the deal. Besides, they'll love me when I'm the one holding their hair back while they make out with the porcelain throne!!

But I'll be thinking of you all the whole time...I'll be with you in spirit. You know who else I'll be thinking of? My 3 little hooligans known as my children, who will be spending THE WHOLE weekend with my hunka-hunka burning love they call Daddy! GLOOORIOUS! But not really, because I'm going to miss them like mad... in fact I already miss them and I haven't even left yet! But I can't start writing about that because I'll start crying and get all snot-faced and puffy...nobody wants that. Dang it...I'm crying now. See what you guys made me do?!

So have a fabulous weekend everyone! I'll be thinking of you while I make the strip by biznatch! BOOYA! I can't wait to come back and tell you all about the craziness that's about to ensue. Because remember....

What happens in Vegas, end up on the blog!!

Viva Las Vegas!!

First off....my blog is no longer private!! yay!! ok, moving on! It was that time of year again...time for the "take three days off with the mckeons- get the heck out of dodge- leave the kids behind- remember why we got married- get a full nights sleep" vacation to Las Vegas. We had such a blast last year that we couldn't wait to go this year...and trust me, I'm already planning for next year! My old man and I stayed at the GVR (Green Valley Ranch) which is the most sinfully luxurious resort ever...it's a little piece of heaven on earth. If you ever go to Vegas check it out. Our days consisted of eating, sleeping, eating, shopping, eating, sunbathing, eating, and taking in the sights. All in all it was flippin fantastic! Jordan and Jared reached deep down inside and brought out their inner Chuck Bass (all you Gossip Girl fans know what I'm talking about. xoxo!) and threw their man vibes out all over Vegas. It was hilarious watching them wear their robes everywhere and anywhere! They made quite a few friends and fans while they were there. Meanwhile, Breanne and I wreaked havoc on the shops and made some amazing purchases. We even found a mannequin posed crawling across the floor with a "No drinking" sign on her back...so random, yet hilarious at the same time! I found my new favorite store...the Bettie Page store! It was AMAZING! I looooove Bettie Page and was ready to sell a kidney so I could go on a shopping spree. We also went and experienced the Blue Man Group perform. Adored it! Talk about an attack on the sensories! Stimulation overload was what that was! But it was a fantastic show and if you ever have the opportunity to watch it, DO IT! All except the part with the twinkie throw up. That was just weird, too weird to explain. I also experienced my first Krispy Kreme hot light donut. Yuck. Never again. Completely over rated! But I may be biased since I don't like donuts to begin with...Then all too soon it was time to come home again. Just a little secret...I was dying to come home. I missed my babies so bad it physically hurt. And yes, I woke up Presley as soon as I got home just so I could hold her. I'm pathetic! And thank you to all the wonderful people who helped take care of our munchkins, we couldn't have done this without you!! I'd tell you everything else that happened, but remember, what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas!! Enjoy the photos!