The Mudbutt Bandits...

I've always considered myself a dog person. I love dogs. They're loyal. Obedient. Companions. Loving. Man's best friend, right?

WRONG!!! That is unless your best friend leaves you steaming piles of mudbutt at 5 IN THE FRIGGIN MORNING! I'm pretty sure my bestie doesn't....I'd be slightly alarmed if she did. But for some reason Sampson and Bruiser thought it'd be a great way for Jordan and I to start the day. Screw birds chirping outside the window, the aroma of hothole is the way to go.

So there we were at 5 in the flippin morning, donning rubber gloves, undies, and scowls scrubbing doo doo butter out of the carpet. Well....Jordan was scrubbing the carpet while I had the important job of holding the trash bag and replenishing paper towels while trying not to dry heave at the same time. But I got to thinking of why exactly we still own these dogs....I mean in the last 6 months alone they've eaten a highchair, destroyed a baby jumper, demolished our backyard, raided the diaper genie...and that's just the beginning of the list!!

So why exactly do we still have these dogs? And why are they not on Craigslist?! Well because of moments like this...

{Celebrating Cinco De Mayo con la familia}

{ The mudbutt bandits strike again!}


{He takes his bodyguard role very seriously}


{Snuggle time}

{Slippin' Daddy the tongue....blech}

{Throw me a friggin' bone here}

That's why they're still here...for now. It may even have to do a little bit with the fact that they're so loyal, smart, loving, obedient, protective members of our family....maybe a little. I'm SO glad the puppy stage is finally over!! But if I have to wake up to Montezuma's revenge all up on my carpet again then we're gonna be having ourselves a little boxer giveaway! I'll even throw in a leash.

pee esss...holla holla to all the new readers! so glad you're here!! I can't wait to get to know you all better! I'm only slightly crazy....promise. HA!