Hump day already??
That's what she said. No, seriously though...it's Wednesday already?! This week has just flown by so far. I've been a little MIA lately but I have a good excuse. House of Cline has been converted to a daycare and I've been watching some munchkins all week. So far no one has died, only minor bleeding has occurred, and I haven't resorted to drinking. All in all I'd say it's been a raging success! We've been watching the Jersey Shore uncensored dvd all week and they love it! I never knew toddlers were so good at fist pumping or dancing to house music. But in the 5 minutes it's taken me to write this they've destroyed my living room and are holding the dogs hostage in the bathroom so I better wrap this up.
That's what she said. I miss you all! But have no fear...I'll be back.
One last item of business before I take off.....
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHUCK!!!
{You had better wish him a happy birthday...or else!!}
That's right folks... My silver fox is 70 today! You read that right....7-0!!! And he makes it look goooood! So Chuck, if you're reading this, come sit on Mama's lap....70 is a whole lotta spankings!!
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{You had better wish him a happy birthday...or else!!}
WHAT?? NO EFFN WAY! Chuck Norris is 70? REALLY?
ReplyDeleteGive the kids some matches...it will keep them busy enough you can read a couple posts too....
Nanny Alicia??? No way. Those kids are in good hands for sure!
ReplyDeleteNo offense, but you need to get them out of your house STAT!
I don't like going so long without my cheesy fix.
If my husband looks half as good as him at 70, I'll be one very lucky lady!
ReplyDeleteMiss you!!!
OMG, you have to put a super hot warning label on these posts. And wow 70, eh?
ReplyDeleteSoooo happy for wednesday humppp day!!
ReplyDeleteand wowo, i cant believe he is!
and I don't even need glasses (reading, bifocal, or otherwise) to look at him....
ReplyDelete70?! WTF mate? I guess kicking ass for a living will keep you lookin' goooood for the long haul. OH yeahhh.
ReplyDeleteShut the front door!?!?! 70!!!! Wow!
ReplyDeleteLmao...happy bday Chuck!
ReplyDeletewait. i never realized chuck was birthed with a fox growing on his chest. i should send him a wax package for his birthday.
ReplyDeletehappy birthday, chuck. here's to seventy more. that's what she said.
Be careful with those youngins...I hear if you get a group of them together...they'll gang up on you.
ReplyDeleteHe's pretty!
Holy cow. 70? That's unbelievable.
ReplyDeleteJust how many kids are you wrangling over there? It sounds a little scary.
jeeeezz what a geezer! hahaha! good thing he has foxy young gals like you crushin on him to help him to keep feeling young and fine!
ReplyDeleteand seriously i neeeeed my cheeeEEse! durn chillins ruinin my good time!
he is SEVENTY?!?!? christ! that is hard to believe, but my mom just turned 68 and it STUNNED ME. yeesh. the clock is ticking!
ReplyDeleteIs this baby-sitting gig a full-time thing or temporary? Because I MISS YOU! :)
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday, Walker, Texas Ranger. :D
I hope The Hoff doesn't see this!!
ReplyDeleteWow - Chuck is 70 - still lookin' fine!!! Hang in there with all the kids. No deaths so far? you're doin' good..
ReplyDeleteSEVENTY?!?!?! Shut the hell up.
ReplyDeleteHe's 70??? I'm going to join in with everyone saying REALLY??!?!?! WOW!! aww Good luck with the kids!!
ReplyDeleteShut Up he is looking mighty fine for 70! That is awesome. Have fun with the kids but, we do miss you. :)
ReplyDeleteI think Chuck and Dick Clark found themselves some magical elixir that those jerks have been hoarding for themselves.
ReplyDeleteStingy bastards! Kidding Chuck, seriously, I mean you're Chuck Norris! Why would you share? Please don't hurt me? *bows to his greatness begging forgiveness*
Um....I need some Cheese please! Mwah! Duct Tape those ankle biters and get back to blogging Mamacita!
I have always found a hairy chest sexy but this is a wee bit beyond sexy... more on the line of ape.
ReplyDeleteBahaha! I wish he would come sit on your lap. To see your face at that moment would please me so :)
ReplyDeleteMiss you honey!!! Good luck caring for all those rugrats. Glad to hear you are entertaining them with educational shows.
Dang he looks good for being an old dude!
ReplyDeleteNo way. He's NOT 70. Is he??!! Sheesh!
ReplyDeleteyou are setting very high standards for the next baby sitter! no way she can be as cool as you!
ReplyDeletelove you. miss you...
daycare. sigh. My condolences to you.
ReplyDeleteNow that's a sexy devil of a man.
ReplyDeleteAnd my 4 year old LOVES 16 and Pregnant. It's his fave show along side Hoarders.
Thank GOODNESS for quality television.
How on earth are you not drinking??? =)
ReplyDeleteI have my two and I want to crawl away with the bottle.
Okay, not really....but maybe.
Ahhhh Jersey Shore. Hubby and I got so into that show we had our 'favourites' I like Ronnie and hubby thinks Vinny is the only sane person in that house.
ReplyDeleteChuck Norris is acting 70 lately. I have seen him on a few news shows and he comes across a little whacky. sorry :)
dude you are brave. i'd for sure be poppin bottles by that point!
ReplyDeletehappy birthday sexy fox man!
Holy senior hotness, Batman!!! {{{sigh}}} I miss Walker, Texas Ranger (yeah I watched it!)
ReplyDeleteHe cant possibly be 70???!!! Much success with the kiddos!
ReplyDeleteAll that facial hair, body hair and a quasi-ripped body. That's some serious early 1980's sexiness...
ReplyDeleteHe's only 70?!?!?! WOW!!
ReplyDeleteHappy Hump Day...now go save those adorable puppers of yours!!!
haha your so funny.... Happy Birthday Chuck!!!!
ReplyDeleteWTF?? He's 70?!!?!?! There is no way that is possible... no way.
ReplyDeleteI think he's lying...