I figured for starters I would fix him a nice wholesome breakfast...perhaps the meatini...
{bacon, eggs, toast....the whole shebang}
and some snicker bar pancakes on the side, just in case...{caramel sauce, peanuts, chocolate syrup, & whip cream....mmm}
Perhaps a light snack between meals, just to hold him over...like the rubix cubewhich...

For lunch I'd go with something tasty like the double bbq stack, with fries...
{2patties, pulled pork, bbq sauce, slaw, cheese & bacon}
And for the main event I would make him meatloaf, of course...{bacon-wrapped meatloaf with a layer of mac & cheese}

with some healthy veggies on the side...like the cornhole
{Corn on the cob wrapped in hickory bacon with two hot dogs and two Colby-Jack cheese sticks wrapped in ground beef}
I'd keep dessert simple though, with maybe just a piece of cake...
I'm pretty sure his heart will just be bursting at the seams with love for me after this. Or maybe it will just be bursting.....This is going to do wonders for our marriage, I can already tell!!
ps- one more day until my awesome surprise.....aren't you so excited?!
**food items were found here**
ps- one more day until my awesome surprise.....aren't you so excited?!
**food items were found here**











Forget all other "motivational pix" on the fridge.
ReplyDeleteTHESE PHOTOS will seal the deal on my diet any day.
Going to vomit now...
Ok, you're officially making me look so bad and I'm now really hungry! LOL
ReplyDeleteOkay, you MUST check out my post from August 20, 2008. It's a picture of Sean with a HUGE Reuban Sandwich. And I am counting on the fact that the way to his heart is through his stomach...I cook my arse off for that boy ;)
ReplyDeleteLOL this had me in hysterics...really that will give him a massive heart attack....thought you went all healthy? still i liked the ideas ...might try them haha and really feel like something good now...ok am off to buy me some choc!
ReplyDeleteOMG! How you people stay slim??? I don't know if he's gonna love you more after eating this food but for sure he's gonna to be sick!
ReplyDeletep.s. the rubix sandwich looks funny!
lol and then you'd both gain 20 lbs!!! those pancakes looked sooooo good though!
ReplyDeleteScuze me while I go throw up! Wow!
ReplyDeleteI knew it! The whole time I just kept thinking, this has GOT to be from this is why you're fat. I'm not much of a meat eater to begin with, so blehhhhh. Although there is some definite artistry to the meatini! ;)
ReplyDeleteEwww! I think I'm feeling a little sick now. The cornhole sealed the deal for me. That looks so disgusting!
ReplyDeleteIf the two of you eat all that much food, you'll be too full to do some loving in the bedroom.
ReplyDeleteWow..I'm not hungry any more looking at those pictures. I need to go check out some more on that site.
ReplyDelete...stopping by from SITS...
Steph @ Stick It in the Fridge
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I love you girl, but this turned my stomach. ha ha!
ReplyDeleteyou lost me at the corn hole....LOL
ReplyDeletewhat the CRAP ALICIA!?!?!? i just threw up in my mouth a little...seriously that is FOUL!!! that first one?!? who the heck is eating this?!?! bwahahaha...
ReplyDeleteif he doesn't love you as much as the germans love the hoff know that this lady most definitely does!!!
That is a lucky man right there. I hope he's got a cast iron stomach or is prepared for some serious quality time with the toilet.
ReplyDeleteAfter all, that's what love is all about, right?
Thank you for the reminder to stick to my diet...holy fat grams and grease! I am thinking I will stick to the fastest route to my hubby's heart...heehee!
ReplyDeleteMy chest hurts just looking at these and Chris would eat every one of them!
ReplyDeleteJust make sure his life insurance is up to date before you feed that to him. 'Cause that's a heart attack waitin' to happen!
ReplyDeleteHoly heart attack Batman!!! I seriously think I just threw up a little in my mouth!!! Gag!!! Puke!!! Gross!!!
ReplyDeleteOh, my gosh! I can't wait to share this with Dearest! He found this page not too long ago and had so much fun looking at it. Isn't it absolutely disgusting that people think of these things?!
ReplyDeleteBARF! seriously had to skip thru some of those. makes me want to hurl all over my coworkers but what else is new...
ReplyDeleteand if a way to a man's heart is through his stomach...then SHIT! i'm out of luck.
Oh man, that was beyond nasty. I'm wishing I hadn't eaten before reading. You should put up a warning since or something, lol
ReplyDeleteick ick ick (although the burger pulled pork sandwich looked appetizing- but not all together)!
ReplyDeleteThe sad thing is that my fiance would probably try eating most of those. I however would vomit all over the table.
ReplyDeleteman, love you like emos like tight jeans, that is asking a lot.
ReplyDeletebarf. although that meatini looked pretty tasty.
ReplyDeleteget it gurrrrl.
For a brief moment I thought that you had actually constructed this food and I was impressed.
ReplyDeleteThese items would work wonders for your sensitive tummy huh?
XO
Leigh
I am sick now.
ReplyDeleteugh, I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit!... that is hilarious!
ReplyDeleteThe rubix cubewich makes me want to play Jenga
ReplyDeleteOkay 1st...eww, eww oh yeah and more eww....2nd if you have enough time to make all that in one day and take care of 3 kids and 2 highchair, eating, poop licking, diaper chowing hounds... I will crown you queen sahm of all sahm's! HA
ReplyDeleteNot sure if this food tastes good but it sure LOOKS pretty!
ReplyDeleteEvery time I mention the whole thing about the way to a man's heart being through his stomach, they say it's a little lower, actually...
Oh man, those pics totally rock! My husband would love me for all eternity if I could figure out how to incorporate bacon into every single meal.
ReplyDeleteWow. Just looking at that meatini has darn near turned me into a vegetarian! Yikes! Sad thing is, my husband would probably love all that stuff! Yuck. : )
ReplyDeleteIs that a value color cake? *wink* cuz I've seen a few of those in the *real* world.
ReplyDeleteUm...are you talking about a large life insurance policy?
Is it sad that I actually wanted to eat a lot of that?
ReplyDeleteAnything with Bacon is YUMMY. That bacon bowl with the eggs is so cool. I actually saw a post on how to make a bacon bowl, not one that tall but never the less it was fancy looking.
ReplyDeleteI am soo excited for your surprise! ...I'm excited to read your blog when you don't have a surprise...lol
ReplyDeletesomething would be bursting, that's for sure! i am actually a chef, fer real fer real, and i STILL have to agree with stephanie faris there that way to his heart is actually a little lower than his stomach. haha!
ReplyDeleteholy crap woman! nice choices!
ReplyDeleteRichard Simmons. LOL My mom had that VHS tape. I actually tried it a couple of times.
Can't wait for your surprise!!
even if i was not a vegetarian, i don't think any of that looks appetizing, except the cube! i heart cheese!! ;)
ReplyDeleteyou are correct though, way to my man's heart is definately food. he's lucky i dont mind cooking for him...the menu i provide to him has the exact same options every week, ha!
Okay - so the only thing that even looks HALF-WAY appetizing to me is the Snickers pancakes! LOL
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, Can't WAIT to hear all about your surprise tomorrow! YAY!!!
Have a great rest of the week! I leave for vacation in 2 days! WOO HOO!!!
Hugs, Trac~ :o)
I gained 10pounds just looking at the pics.
ReplyDeleteGreat post!!
Smooches,
Sassy Chica
Ugh, I feel like I need an antacid after looking at this blog posting. That's going to his heart alright, a heart-attack. I also should not have clicked on the link for the pics, holy cholesterol batman.
ReplyDeletedoes this also include a trip to the ER?? because I'm not sure that is the way to work your way into his heart..that is a very interesting bowl in the first post, though. Kinda resembles one of my failed pottery projects..
ReplyDeletehowdy there! just stop over from leigh vs. laundry. i was on her list of YOU GIVE GOOD BLOG too. excited to find ya and looking forward to following!
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Holy cow! Is it wrong that the burger made me literally drool? I'm starving right now.
ReplyDeleteAlso, can't wait for the surprise! Though I'll be in the field tomorrow, so I probably won't find out what it is for a couple days. It better be good! lol.
These food look just like work of arts! They look so good!
ReplyDeleteNAST
ReplyDeleteOh my...
ReplyDeleteI read this on my bberry earlier and almost gagged but seeing it on my laptop with the BIG PICTURES...well you've saved me from shredding tonight because I'm just not gonna eat. Prob ever again.
HUGS LADY LOVE!
I may have to vomit now.
ReplyDeleteLooks tasty>?!
Seriously, wow is all I can say.
ReplyDeleteWOW!
If this doesn't help the love he has for you burn even better. I don't know what will. :)
Rubix Cube sandwich? I think I need to re-evaluate the way I love My Man...
ReplyDeleteAn awesome surprise??
ReplyDeleteIs it chocolate? I don't think we are allowed to mail liquor :-(
You could win MY heart with those snickers pancakes! ;)
ReplyDeleteSo...just viewing the screen almost made me spew forth chunks all over my lovely lap top! That would have been most unfortunate! Although,with a little tweaking...those snickers pan cakes might just be fantastic indeed...I may have to work on that.
ReplyDeletethat cake actually looks pretty darn amazing! i am overly stuffed from reading...and my mouth watering at the same time! This is an amazing eatin day!
ReplyDeleteHoly Lord woman! You have way too much time on your hands!
ReplyDeletePuke, Hurl, Chuck! He'll be bursting alright, OUT OF HIS PANTS!
ReplyDeleteThat was brilliant, the meatini is great and the meatloaf actually looked doable.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laugh
xx
I was just about to eat my breakfast, and then the cornhole!! Yuck! completely turned my stomach! so what do you call it when you're half laughing but half vomiting? vomitlaughing? vomghing? I don't know! But it was discusting, and funny! It was disfuncsting!
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Wow! Creative food for sure. Looks yummy too.
ReplyDeleteOMG, seeing those pics first thing in the morning made me throw up in my mouth a little bit. Disgusting.
ReplyDeleteOh, and happy SITS day to ya!
Happy SiTs,
ReplyDeleteLove the food pics
Ick! I couldn't eat any of it.
ReplyDeleteHappy SITS day!
OMGosh your blog looks awesome! If you add me, I'll add you! OXOX
ReplyDeleteWow, I can't decide if I am really hungry now or sick :) I can't believe that bacon and egg one!
ReplyDeleteLOL.....
ReplyDeleteNot sure about that wrapped corncob, but hey that bbq sandwich and that meatloaf.....mmmm
And what is the first? Is that a bacon bowl with a set of scrambles teetering atop a sausage?
GENIUS! I love that rubix cubewich ...GENIUS! I may steal that idea for my party blog someday and link to you. What a fun blog you have!
ReplyDeleteIf ever I get hungry, I'm going to come back to this post. Just looking at all that food makes me feel stuffed!!!
ReplyDeleteWow - I would never in my life imagined a cob of corn wrapped with meat.
ReplyDeleteok that food looks disgusting yet delicious at the same time LOL
ReplyDeleteThis is great. Makes me love America more than ever.
ReplyDeleteBut to truly earn his love I suggest the Krispy Kreme Jelly Donut Chicken Sandwich. Oh and maybe add some bacon and peanut butter. Just to do it right. We are talking love here.
Happy SITS day!!
I see what your doing Alicia, your trying to kill the poor man! And if that's the case make sure you check the life insurance before making these yummy meals! :)
ReplyDeleteAs Rachel would say, "YUMMO!" I'll take one of each!
ReplyDeleteHappy SITS day!! These pics are causing my arteries to harden and my mouth to salivate!
ReplyDeleteThe way to a guy's heart is definitely a little lower than the stomach. Which is a shame because frankly I'm more comfortable baking XD
ReplyDeleteWhat fabulous food creations....and my mouth is still watering as I type this comment. It never occurred to me to put snickers on pancakes, but it looks delicious and your rubic's cute sandwhich is so amazing - very clever.
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