Tuesday, August 11, 2009

It's a full moon tonight...

After a quick conversation with my scrumptious piece of man meat this evening I found myself wondering.....Did we really just talk about this?

Let me set the mood...late night....watching some Kathy Griffin on the telly...

Me: Look, babe, you can die happy. You just saw Rosie O'Donnell's butt! She just mooned the camera!!!


Him: Ugghh. That's sick.

Me: Man, I wish I could moon people all the time. That'd be so rad!

Him: You couldn't. Every time you showed your butt your naughty would hang out.

Me: Nu-uhhh, you just have to do it right. Trust me.

Him: You couldn't do it without everything hanging out.

Me: Yes I could. You just have to position yourself right.


Him: No. You can't!

Me: YES! I can.

Him: Show me.

Me: (blank stare....*crickets*) You just wanna see my butt!!! Dirty.



But then again...we did debate whether or not Lady Gaga was a hermaphrodite for a good 45 minutes the other day. Soooo....guess arguing about full moons is considered normal in our house.
Posted at 8/11/2009
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63 comments:

  1. Melissa aka EquidaeAugust 11, 2009 at 2:53 AM

    lol u have the strangest conversations!!!

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  2. DreamgirlAugust 11, 2009 at 3:02 AM

    FUNNY girl! You guys really have serious stuff to talk about... Now did you moon him?

    See you around SITSta!

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  3. Housewife SavantAugust 11, 2009 at 3:27 AM

    Now I totally want to hear the Lady Gaga debate.


    Psst...YOU were right. You can moon without revealing the lady bits. (I've done it.)

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  4. StephAugust 11, 2009 at 3:59 AM

    Too funny!

    ...stopping by from SITS...

    Steph @ Stick It in the Fridge

    pleasestickitinthefridge.blogspot.com

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  5. The Peach TartAugust 11, 2009 at 4:18 AM

    I haven't mooned in a few years. I think I'll moon Mr. Peach Tart tonight.

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  6. Christina LeeAugust 11, 2009 at 4:49 AM

    hahahaha you guys are too cute!

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  7. ~Kristen~August 11, 2009 at 4:57 AM

    You can totally moon without letting everything else hang out! It is a talent, for sure, but can be done!

    Soooo happy to know the hubs and I are not the only ones that have conversations one would expect teenage boys to have!!! lol

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  8. ChristyAugust 11, 2009 at 5:04 AM

    You crack me up!

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  9. UnknownAugust 11, 2009 at 5:18 AM

    You guys are hoo-larious! And Lady Gaga? Its a MAN BABY!

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  10. S Club MamaAugust 11, 2009 at 5:19 AM

    Oh wow...to be a fly on your wall...

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  11. UnknownAugust 11, 2009 at 5:25 AM

    The conversations that go down at the Cline's...what a tv show that would be. Imagine your ratings if it were a full moon :)

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  12. LoriAugust 11, 2009 at 5:28 AM

    Yes, it CAN be done! He should never underestimate a woman!!!

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  13. BobbiAugust 11, 2009 at 5:30 AM

    That's funny! Your "naughty would hang out"!!

    Why do you think Lady Ga Ga is a hermie? Has she shown her lady (or man I guess) bits lately? Did I miss it?!

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  14. CaitlinAugust 11, 2009 at 5:40 AM

    My hubs and I have been around and around the Lady Gaga potentially having both sets convo as well lately. So..thoughts?

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  15. bethAugust 11, 2009 at 6:03 AM

    wait, wait! i want to know the lady gaga debate [i'm a little nervous. she is caroline's (one of my two year old's) favorite singer! what? who would think that's weird?!?] and now i feel like i have to go and try mooning myself in the mirror to see if the girly parts are out, too. i think you can moom someone without showing it all (but let's be honest...after delivering five kids, who hasn't seen it all anyway, at this point)?

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  16. SaraAugust 11, 2009 at 6:04 AM

    Hell, if this is what people do when they're married, I'm going to kick ass at it.

    Argue about mooning and B-list celebrities? Yes. Squabble about politics and social issues? Pass.

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  17. Carlito86August 11, 2009 at 6:08 AM

    Please tell me the outcome of hte Gaga debate, and please tell me it was a 'yes'? I can't stand her!
    x

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  18. RobinAugust 11, 2009 at 6:16 AM

    LOL.....
    I thought this was going to be an astrological or cosmological discussion. Silly me..... :-D

    Have a beautiful day

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  19. brookeAugust 11, 2009 at 6:19 AM

    i love it! this is the kind of shenanigans c would try to pull...having humorous convos with the man is definitely my favorite foreplay!

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  20. Stephanie FarisAugust 11, 2009 at 8:02 AM

    My boyfriend and I have similar sorts of conversations. He just LOVES it when I post them on my blog, too. He told me once, "I'm going to have to be careful what I say to you...I could find it in print the next day!" I secretly think he likes it, though.

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  21. KatieAugust 11, 2009 at 8:10 AM

    lol, ya'll are crazy!

    honestly though, it sounds like some of our conversations, lol!

    btw, you've got mail:)

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  22. TiffanyAugust 11, 2009 at 8:26 AM

    Seriously funny! Did he do it? Oh and I thought your baby shower post below was super cute and the food looked so yummy!

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  23. Taylor KAugust 11, 2009 at 8:49 AM

    It's all about the skill. The naughty doesn't have to hang! We used to have someone hide in the trunk in the drive through, then when we got our food we'd pop the trunk so that the person behind us had a nice ass shot. Then we'd speed off. Oh, college.

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  24. icandy...August 11, 2009 at 9:04 AM

    LOL!!!! I love to keep up with you, crazy girl!

    Hugs,
    Christina :)

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  25. AnnieAugust 11, 2009 at 9:34 AM

    ha, too funny!
    your hubby reminds me of my man.
    you will have to let us know your honest opinion on gaga! lol!

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  26. Elizabeth MarieAugust 11, 2009 at 9:39 AM

    So this is what marriage is like huh?! :) You guys are so fun.

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  27. Iva MessyAugust 11, 2009 at 10:22 AM

    LOL LOL LOL!!! fabulously hilarious! AWESOME convo! LOL

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  28. MaceyAugust 11, 2009 at 10:25 AM

    Geez, your conversations go a lot like ours. :)

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  29. shortmamaAugust 11, 2009 at 10:54 AM

    I could totally moon someone without showing my hooha!

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  30. SandyAugust 11, 2009 at 11:08 AM

    And you didn't oblige him?

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  31. Hit 40August 11, 2009 at 11:18 AM

    I thought the story would end with you flashing him and some sex from behind??? Your hubby was trying to trick you.

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  32. valentineAugust 11, 2009 at 11:24 AM

    i LOVE bizarre convos, the ones where you're not quite sure how you got on the subject in the first place.

    i feel sorry for anyone who had to see rosie's moon.

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  33. bananas.August 11, 2009 at 11:58 AM

    "your naughty"?!?!?! BAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! that's the funniest thing i heard all day. thank you! and as for lady gaga, whatever (s)he is, i still love her/him. plus she told everyone to suck her herme d*ck on facebook. that's awesome! lol.

    ps. just got introduced to your blog via elizabethe marie. you're an awesome sister btw.

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  34. JoannaAugust 11, 2009 at 1:07 PM

    I am sooo glad I'm not the only person out there that has debates like this with their 'man meat'. Love that btw. I called Hubs that the other day and he gave me the eyebrow arch of wha?

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  35. ClareAugust 11, 2009 at 1:59 PM

    You are hilarious!

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  36. Fabulous Finds GalAugust 11, 2009 at 2:03 PM

    Man, you two crack me up! You must have tons of fun in the 'cheesy" house.
    xo,
    Christina

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  37. WhiteSockGirl aka The Fabulous BitchAugust 11, 2009 at 2:05 PM

    So funny! So, are you going to moon someone soon?

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  38. BonBon Rose Girls KristinAugust 11, 2009 at 2:10 PM

    After a few years of marriage you have to talk about something. Why not naked butts? Ah ha

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  39. AnonymousAugust 11, 2009 at 3:02 PM

    You crack me up...

    Lady gaga...

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  40. JenniferAugust 11, 2009 at 4:07 PM

    Hmmm. Lady Gaga, most def a girl. Rosie O'Donnell mooning people? *rocking back and forth in a fetal position*

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  41. Carma SezAugust 11, 2009 at 4:34 PM

    ahh...to be a fly on the wall at your place!

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  42. thatgirlblogsAugust 11, 2009 at 4:56 PM

    when I moon, it's a solar eclipse.

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  43. The Royal FamilyAugust 11, 2009 at 6:51 PM

    LOL
    cute blog!
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  44. JenniAugust 11, 2009 at 8:16 PM

    So did you moon him????

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  45. UnknownAugust 11, 2009 at 8:29 PM

    You could totally do the moon with out your naughty hanging out. And lady gaga is a hermy.

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  46. NatalieAugust 11, 2009 at 9:10 PM

    UMmmmmmm, I don't know how to feel about this, but not surprised. You two are both dirty!! ;)

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  47. AiringMyLaundryAugust 11, 2009 at 9:20 PM

    You're so funny.

    Rosie MOONED the camera though? Eeps!!

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  48. The Redhead RiterAugust 11, 2009 at 9:38 PM

    I'm sure you mooned him...LOL

    It that is the worst arguments you have, all I have to say is Way To Go...LOL

    I think the next time my husband becomes a turd, I'm just going to stop and moon him instead of talk rationally...

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  49. Fresh Squeezed Orange JuiceAugust 11, 2009 at 11:11 PM

    Your naughty ROTFLMAO THAT'S classic

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  50. AnonymousAugust 12, 2009 at 2:22 AM

    hehehehe, this was a very interesting post. :) Loved it!

    Be sure and pop by & enter my Say Whaat? contest! And follow! :)

    -Laila
    www.randomweavings.blogspot.com

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  51. AnonymousAugust 12, 2009 at 4:32 AM

    hahah i just lol'd at work. your funny

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  52. Queenie JeannieAugust 12, 2009 at 6:07 AM

    LOL!!!!

    Too freakin' funny.....

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  53. Mrs. MootzAugust 12, 2009 at 7:49 AM

    You need to talk to my hubs. I can't believe I'm admitting this, but he's like the ultimate mooner. Anyone, anytime, anywhere. And you see nothing, but butt. He's gotten it down to a science.

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  54. JennyMacAugust 12, 2009 at 8:13 AM

    HAHAHAHA.... there is no mooning in this house. Apparently we need to get more saucy.

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  55. The Blonde DuckAugust 12, 2009 at 11:24 AM

    I have a bad habit of mooning people.

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  56. HollyAugust 12, 2009 at 1:01 PM

    That's too funny!
    Just stopping by from SITS!

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  57. MegAugust 12, 2009 at 3:53 PM

    Haha, this cracked me up (pun intended)!

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  58. AnonymousAugust 12, 2009 at 4:36 PM

    FYI - something BIG is happening at Sunshinemeg tomorrow!

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  59. AtlantaAugust 12, 2009 at 4:37 PM

    Well, could you do it?! LMAO. I mean, sharing the same blood as your brothers....

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  60. confused homemakerAugust 12, 2009 at 5:34 PM

    :D saw that Kathy Griffin too, Hubby wasn't as excited for me to share the info either.

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  61. Brigetta SchwaigerAugust 12, 2009 at 11:12 PM

    Hilarious! Did you do it? I mean, moon him? I'm just sayin!

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  62. Mama-FaceAugust 13, 2009 at 10:08 AM

    Where's the picture? Censored, of course. Because I am positive you complied with his request.

    You crack me up. Do you ever get tired of hearing that? Not that you are not educational as well.

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  63. DebbieAugust 21, 2009 at 12:08 PM

    It's true love when you can have these type of conversations!

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