Well after obsessing for the last week over what the crap we were going to carve our prized pumpkins out to be,
desperation inspiration FINALLY hit! And let me tell you that after 2 days of searching for these suckers and a WEEK of debating what the freak to carve them as, we were ready to cut and gut these bad boys. I didn't know it was possible to harbor bad feelings towards fruit, but alas IT IS! And yes, it's a fruit...I'm just as shocked as you are.
Jordan and I even threw out some pre-carving butt kicking lines to the pumpkins...yeah, we're hardcore like that. Nothing screams maturity like yelling
"I've come here to chew bubblegum and kick butt, and I'm all out of bubblegum" to a pumpkin. But we had a blast with the kids and ended up with some totally radical results...Take a peek for yourself...

{You guys are going DOWN! HA!}

{Don't let the smile fool you...she was a beast!}

{A little father-son bonding...over knives and destruction}

{Even the dogs wanted in on the action...}

{The only thing Boogie cared about was taking his glamour shots...}

{Yeah...soak it all in...awesomeness at its best}
peee eesss....thanks for all the sweet comments on my last post...you guys rock :)
Stopping in from SITS today to say hi!
ReplyDeleteThis post cracked me UP! I would totally trash talk to a pumpkin. I think I probably have, actually.
Oh, and that mustache one with the bowler? Freaking. Rocks. My. Socks.
Love the 'stache.
ReplyDeleteLove the mustached one.. with the hat. Very original. xx
ReplyDeleteI love the 'stache pumpkin....only you Alicia! :)
ReplyDeleteIt says something when I HATE football but LOVE a show that includes it ALOT. I LOVE the cheesy mustache! And I also had no idea a pumpkin is a fruit...where do you stand on tomatoes? Can you clear that up for me because I hear both angles and end up more confused...
ReplyDeleteGreat job on the pumpkins!!
ReplyDeleteThe stache is rocking = )
ReplyDeleteSo fun!!!
ReplyDeleteI was so hoping you would do a mustache!! they all look great!
ReplyDeleteLove the mustachse and hat! Also loving the glamour shots. Great photos!
ReplyDeleteNice pumpkins! How perfectly accessorized!
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh, you crack me up, girl. And you post title made me think of that e-trade commercial with the babies where he's all "shankopotomous." And your smack talking to the pumpkins is classic. We are dorks like that, too, would totally do something like that. Thanks for the laughs, and your pumpkins really do kick butt.
ReplyDeleteYea!! I was hoping you'd have a mustache, love the touch by adding the hat. Great pics. We love pumpkin carving at our house, we'll be doing ours this week.
ReplyDeleteI also totally thought about "shankopotomous", that baby is freakin' awesome.
I love your pumpkins! And your kids are the cutest ever.
ReplyDeleteYou were rocking it with the pumpkins.
ReplyDeleteA 'stache! Of course! It's PERFECT!
ReplyDeleteI'm carving pumpkins today and I have no idea what I'll do. I am not creative at all, especially not mustache creative.
You guys are beasts.
Love the stache!! Those are awesome! We need to do that this week...along with a gazillion other things!!
ReplyDeleteI LOVE the mustache!
ReplyDeleteOh the stache....really what would pumpkin carving be without a stache in your...stash
ReplyDeleteYeah Im lame like that
Love them! Now you should come do mine lol
ReplyDeleteOooh, I am loving it! The mustache is to die for! (so fitting since the pumpkin did die for it.)
ReplyDeleteAhhhhmazing stache my dear!
ReplyDeleteHas anyone told you how incredibly fab you are?
=)
We haven't carved ours and I'm getting anxious.!!
ReplyDeletethe stache looks uhmazing! figgin love it.
Hot Damn, those pumpkins look FABULOUS!!!! Chica you ROCK!
ReplyDeleteSmooches,
Sassy Chica
Your jack is cheesy, but was it easy?
ReplyDeleteToo cute! Kids are bangin' cute as always! Love!
The pumpkins turned out great...must have been the trash talkin'!
ReplyDeleteJust stopped by again from SITS to say hi; hope you'll do the same.
Those pumpkins were defenseless!
ReplyDeleteWhat did they ever do to you?
Anywho, great carvin' skills! Cute kids too! Wow, now you have IT ALL.
So love the "stach"!!!! Awesome!
ReplyDeleteDid you roast the seeds??? Gosh, I love those!
love it....Tristan would love that, too. He adores my dad's mustache. "ahstas" :)
ReplyDeletethe pumpkins turned out awesome!!
ReplyDeletethe kiddos are looking adorable, as always!! :)
i feel so cool for already knowing about this...love the pumpkin art. i still can't get over that one pumpkin's BONER! bwahahahahaha!!!
ReplyDeleteIll jump on board with loving the stashe pumpkin' Were cutting into ours tomorrow!!!
ReplyDeleteEven when I have a pattern, I still can't do this!
ReplyDeleteOh.my.goodness. Adorableness. I love 'em!
ReplyDeleteLove the mustache one! Why does it not surprise me that you did that. hahhaha.
ReplyDeleteWe finally went to get our pumpkins today, have NO clue what we'll carve. But we're getting the chainsaw and power tools ready for the destruction.
A moustachioed pumpkin! OF COURSE! Cute, cute pics. I miss you guys like crazy! Kiss my nephews and niece a coupla times for me!
ReplyDeleteThose pumpkins were perfect before and after. You must really have an eye for choosing; they're perfectly round and shiny and well, like I said twice now...perfect. I love the spooky after picture. What a fun family project. Spooky photo effects...(if I could just get picnik to cancel my account, but that's not your problem.) Wow, did I just digress, or what?
ReplyDeleteHappy day!
Stache perfection.... these turned out awesome!!! And it looks like you had some fun in the process too ;)
ReplyDeleteI love that you worked in the 'stache!!! fantastic
ReplyDeleteLove the moustache! That is my favorite one!
ReplyDeleteyou HAD to do that - it is so you and COOL!!!
ReplyDelete:) xxx
Stach pumpkin rulz!
ReplyDeleteXO
Leigh
those are some awesome pumpkins!!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd your previous post... beautiful, just beautiful.
hahahhahah I love it!!!!!
ReplyDeleteNow you're just gonna have to find a cheesehead to adorn the gourd of the punkin with the stache. I love your Little Ghoul!
ReplyDeleteThose are the coolest:) I love the stache. I can't wait to do ours this week.
ReplyDeleteStopping by from SITS:) Hope your Sunday was fabulous.
Those are totally awesome! You have a multitude of talents, I see! Not to mention how gorgeous your son is! Beyond cute!
ReplyDeleteHappy Halloween!
haha! love them! totally awesome!
ReplyDeletebeautiful pumpkins! and i have wanted a boxer since the beginning of time, and you have two of them! soo jealous.
ReplyDeleteoh and your baby girl is beautiful!
My dogs like to disembowel the pumpkins!
ReplyDeleteIf I finally get around to getting pumpkins soon, I'm so going to talk smack to them first, then let the dogs have their way with them.
Great pumpkins.
ReplyDeleteI love the mustache one.
OMG That's awesome! I LOVE the stash! And the hat makes the pumpkin!!!
ReplyDeleteAhhh the 'stash. By the way I think you need more pictures of your dogs up! They are adorable. Ever need a pet sitter I am wayyyy available.
ReplyDeleteWOw I haven't visited your blog in a long time. Stopping by to say hi and have a great week.
ReplyDeleteFrom SITS :D
That picture of Presley!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I die!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteVery cute pumpkins! I wish I could carve pumpkins like that.
ReplyDelete...stopping by from SITS...
Steph @ Stick It in the Fridge
pleasestickitinthefridge.blogspot.com
Nice stache! I get it, since I just grabbed your button to follow more carefully! :)
ReplyDeleteShannon
Found ya on SITS, glad I did cuz you cracked me up this morning!
ReplyDeleteStopping by from SITS!
ReplyDeleteWhat great family fun! Fab!
Hilarious! I can never get pictures of our lit pumpkins!
ReplyDeletehow cute!!! I love it :) the mustache pumpkin cracks me up. Your family is so adorable. have a great monday
ReplyDeleteOMG Alicia...the mustache...I'm dying. I wonder if Mayra would like it? ah ha ha
ReplyDeleteLove it! You have the most gorgeous children! (Well, next to my little Jacob, of course, ;)
ReplyDeleteThose are too cute! I love the mustache!!! And, btw, I gave you an award on my blog today!
ReplyDeleteI'm not even going to lie...I'm jealous of that awesome freaking mustached pumpkin.....
ReplyDeletedude you are awesome...the best text ever...any suggestions to show off my skills tonight?!?! gonna get my carve on like.whoa!!!
ReplyDeletehahaha....LOVE YOU!!!
They look awesome! Unfortunately squirrels decided to eat our pumpkins :) I guess we could say they "carved them" and be done with it :)
ReplyDeleteWe haven't carved ours yet. Yours look great!
ReplyDeletei LOVE THEM!!! and your pics?! and your kids?!?!? so adorable!!!!
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHHA- i love the stache picture! that fucking rocks!!!!
ReplyDeleteomg! i am so in love with you! like even more than ever now and those kiddos - PRECIOUS! we did not carve ours but they have staches. i just posted.
ReplyDeletexoxoxox
AMAZING!!!!!
ReplyDeletegreat job. love 'em
ReplyDeleteDear lovely,
ReplyDeleteYour blog is just a fun and cute as you are in real life. Oh, and your kids are freakin adorable.
Hugs,
Rachel
Girlfriend you never cease to crack me up and I am LOVING the mustache pumpkin! :O)
ReplyDeleteLMAO omg the mustach is totally classic!! LOL OHHH man that's so funny!
ReplyDeleteThe mustache is the clear winner!! Very original.
ReplyDeleteStopping in from SITS today to say hi! Hope you will do the same...
ReplyDeleteI so need to go get a pumpkin to shank! It's been poring down rain here though. I haven't wanted to walk out the door and get soaked...I hope it stops for the trick or treaters!
They turned out great! Last year my hubby made a Jeep pumpkin since he loves his Jeep and off roading is one of his hobbies. I am not a big fan of the work required to carve pumpkins so I will just be cheering them on.
ReplyDeleteyou ended up successful..that's nice!!! but i have to note: that're kick ass dear ;D love the first pumpkin out there..
ReplyDeletegreat blog btw.. nice to MEET you guys
love.
Love the pumpkins! Especially the mustache! Very Funny!!
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