Monday, October 19, 2009

SITScation '09...

Well, I think it's safe to say they liked me. I think. I hope. Let me tell you I was a nervous wreck on the way to SITScation. I got all gassy and was crop dusting through the entire airport...it was a bad deal!! Does anyone else have to poop when they get nervous? Anyone? Just me? Right then....Moving on. But SITScation has come and gone, and man, what a weekend we had!! Here's a list of my accomplishments over the weekend:

* Got mistaken for a hooker- true story. totally flattering!

* Listened to some AMAZING speakers! (I feel legit now!)

* Caught a cold. OF COURSE!

* Got some awesome swag...which may or may not have included a, ummm, toy...yeah, that kinda toy.

* Met some flippin' fabulous bloggers and now have way too many girl crushes.

* Dropped it like its hot...then picked it up and shook it like a polaroid picture...friggin' worked it.

* Got invited to Kim Kardashian's B-day party....politely declined.


So all in all, it was a rad weekend....wanna see some random pics?! OF COURSE YOU DO!! I wish I would have taken more, but I'm lame and forgot! Here goes....

{Dang paparazzi!!....always up in my grill}

{Are we smizing?!}

{Our fearless leader tearing up the floor, just LOST in the music!}

{I'll give you a dollar if you guess the bloggers!}
{Summer=GORGEOUS....Alicia=Pig flu}
{Mama Kat adopted me....jealous?}
{Even his nippies are ROCK hard! meow!}
{Oh, Dwayne!! The ladies can't resist!}
{Some of the FABULOUS ladies from SITS}

WHOOP WHOOP!! Good times in the Not-So-Sin City!!

But I'm glad to be home with my babies and my little sex-pot of a husband. I missed you all and can't wait to get caught up! Have a fabulous Monday!

79 comments:

  1. I have that problem every time I fly. I think that was your problem, not the anxiety!

    **swoon** Dwayne. If not for my super sweet and sexy husband, I would so be stalking The Rock! Be he wax, or be he not!

    Can't wait to read more about your wonderful time!

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  2. Great pictures. Glad you had fun.
    Visiting from SITS. Have a nice day.
    www.tuesdaysattonyas.blogspot.com

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  3. i want to hear the hooker story.
    xxx

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  4. uuuu when I'm nervous it happens to me too :) you are not alone!

    Oh looks like you had some fab time ad oh yes we do want to hear the hooker story LOL

    welcome back of course!

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  5. I get gassy when i get nervous too...aint no thang! :)

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  6. I'm jealous!

    Yes I totally poop when I'm nervous.

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  7. Yes nerves do that to me too.. glad you had a great time.

    Love Mdme Toussads I went to two on two different continents within two weeks and now I want to go to them all... lol

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  8. I would have NEVER been able to do that! I'd be SO nervous. And yes, I totally hit the can when I get nervous or upset. Who needs laxative? Is it bad that I like when that happens...I feel empty and cleaned out :) YOU ASKED ALICIA!! SHEESH!

    PS. You look GORGEOUS! This is NOT the hot bod of a Mommy to numerous chitlins'! Smokin babe!

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  9. I can't poop when I'm gone at all! But within 15 seconds of getting home, I'm dropping a week's worth.

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  10. JEALOUS!!!! glad you had a good time!! I want to hear about the Kim K. invite!

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  11. This sounds like so much fun! A lot to squeeze into a weekend!

    Nervous belly? Oh HECK yes!

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  12. LOVE the pics!!! Oh how I would have loved to have been there!!! Maybe next year!!!

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  13. Looks like a blast!! The Rock's nipples?!?!LMAO

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  14. Glad you enjoyed yourself. I can't wait to hear more stories.

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  15. Ohmygosh, looks like you and the gang were laughing nonstop! I wanna go next year!!

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  16. Looks like you had SO much fun!! And of course they are rock hard, would you have expected anything less?

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  17. LOVE YOU PICTURES! Please forward the one's that I'm in so I can use them on my blog (giving you credit, of course).

    I had the best time that night that we all went out and molested The Rock.

    YOU ROCK my dear.

    P.S. I'm glad I'm tall because I couldn't smell your sticky butt.

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  18. You are too hilarious. I'm glad you had fun! You are SUCH a cutie pie...I can't IMAGINE you being mistaken for a hooker!
    Kerri
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  19. LOVE IT! Looks like you had an awesome time and totally hung out with most of my blog idols :)

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  20. oh what fun pictures!

    one question - are you short or is Mama Kat super duper tall? or a little of both?

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  21. I can't wait to hear this hooker story! SO jeals of your time with all those wonderful ladies!

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  22. Jealous. Jealous. Jealous. I'm coming next year!!!! Who cares if it's 5000 miles away?!!

    LBM xxx

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  23. Sorry about the hooker thing....I just thought...well, I mean, you looked like you'd be a good time.

    lol

    We look so fab, how did the paparazzi stay away as they did?!?

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  24. Looks like you guys had a blast. I'm so jealous! lol

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  25. Looks like you had a great time!

    I love Las Vegas, seeing these pictures just reminds me of how badly I NEED a vacation, lol.

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  26. love your post...have me cracking up over here. hear my baby calling but I can't seem to get off the computer!

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  27. I get nervous poo like nobody's business. It's terribly inconvenient, because I usually have to drop a twosie on a date and, well... can't.

    Looks like you had an awesome time, but we're glad you're back!

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  28. so jealous. looks like you had a fetching great time. next time the paps are up in your face, just charge towards them with your craziest face.....seems to work for the celebs.

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  29. Ohmygoodness! Look at you on the red carpet thingy with the thingy behind you like a rock star! Can't remember what that thingy is called...
    Anyway! Poop when I'm nervous!? All the time. Hangs head in shame.

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  30. I would love to do Vegas with you! Your are a riot!

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  31. Sounds like a blast! And screw lookin' like a hooker... you looked like a super model! I would've mistaken you for someone famous... and probably asked for your autograph!! Glad you had fun!

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  32. I am SOOOOO jealous! You met Bobbi, Connie and Mama Kat!!!!! Looks like you had so much fun. :)

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  33. You are so funny! and who knew how many people have to poop when nervous?!

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  34. hey hooker!

    you better email me the details. can't leave me hanging like this...

    so glad you had fun in the "not-so-sin city" (only you) AND scored some major toy-age. you look adorable as usual and it's no surprise they loved you. how could they not!

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  35. It was so awesome to meet you. Fabulous times were totally had. Can't wait to hear the hooker story.

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  36. I get gassy and/or the urge to poop when I get nervous too! The WORST is that it almost always happens at the gyno's office. And then I'm sitting there worrying about how I'm gonna hold it in (the fart, that is, not the poop) when I'm all spread out in the doctor's face.

    Ugh.

    SITScation looks amazing. I'm so hoping I can make the next one!!

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  37. looks like ya'll had a fabulous time!!
    what a beautiful picture the paparazzi snagged of you ;)

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  38. Looks like you had a blast! Some day I would love to go to a conference. Sadly Little dude and the weatherman don't function well without the ref, er I mean me.

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  39. glad you had a fabulous time!

    you are gorgeous dammit. be nice to yo'self!

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  40. PS There is a little something waiting for you here So Many Kids So Little Time

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  41. "Pssssssst" HAHAHAHAHA ohhh my favorite lil hooker! That was the best story ever!

    Ummm you're so gorgeous! And looks like so much fun. I can't wait to hear more stories ifyaknowwhatimean...

    You MUST get better, every ladylove of mine is illin!

    I see you soon!!! OMG! This makes me incredibly happy!! YEYEYYY!!!!

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  42. looks like you had one hell of a time! I wish I coulda gone, but I'm too broke. HA oh well I will live vicariousally through you

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  43. For some strange reason I, effing blogging queen of the free world, did not make it onto Alicia's page. Possibly someone is jealous b/c I was kickin' it hard core w/Justin (that's Mr. Timberlake if you're nasty). Whatevs... I will say, my little BFF blogging bud, I have officially put you on blast via Twitter announcing to all 452 of my esteemed followers that they should visit your page ASAP and encourage you (described by me as the funniest blogger w/o a Twitter account) to sign up for Twitter. So, just do it, dude, for reals!

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  44. I seriously get poopy tummy when I get nervous too...it really made interviewing for jobs a crap load of fun!

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  45. I'm so jealous that you got to go! How freakin' awesome is that?!

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  46. oh wow!! looks like so much fun!! what a great time :)

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  47. Glad you have a good time! Pics look fab :)

    SE x

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  48. I get that same problem when I read the classified section of the newspaper. WEIRD, I know. My husband laughs at me.

    If sounds and look like you had a fab time. Have fun catchin up with hubby and kiddo.
    Following you now.

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  49. cute pics of you. too bad you can see the rck rock hard pkg.

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  50. Love the pictures! It looks like a blast :)

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  51. Hey dahling - looks like you had an AWESOME time with the ladies of SITS! And I L.O.V.E. the ROCK - my baby brother actually looks a LOT like him! :o) TOO FUNNY on the cropdusting - I too have to go potty several times when I get nervous girlfriend - you are not alone! HA! Glad you had fun and thanks for sharing the memories! :o)

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  52. Oh wow! A hooker, huh? I bet Jordan's proud! ;)

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  53. Oh Alicia, how I love you! I'm so glad we finally got to meet and I had such a great time with you and the other girls!

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  54. Ahhhhhhh, Alicia. It looks like it was SUCH a blast. Crazy jealous but happy you had so much fun!

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  55. I'm so jell! Maybe next year I'll be cool enough to get to where all you are....or not! HA So glad you had a fab time!

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  56. wow!!!! looks like you had loads!!!! of fun!

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  57. hooker story? Tell ALL!
    Pics are great and looks like such a fab time.

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  58. hookers are the new thing. you did not hear? lol!

    yes, i am jealous of this get together, yo. and where were the staches? hello!!!!???? ;)

    xo

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  59. It looks like an awesome time was had by all!

    I totally get that gassy nervous problem too.

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  60. Tiffany rocks my world! All you ladies do! :-)

    I wish you accepted the KK party invite. I would've loved to see pictures of that, too! I'm sure you would have had a whole heck of a lot MORE boobie shots! HAHA!

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  61. What FUN. You're beautiful! Maybe next year I'll know everyone a lot better and I'll go to one of these things. I still feel like a newbie.

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  62. looks so fun!!!! glad you had a great time!

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  63. looks like you had a blast!

    my stomach is a W-R-E-C-K when i am nervous! and headaches, too. ugh.

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  64. I know what you mean by the new bloggie friends and girl crushes!!!! Glad you had fun in Vegas baby!

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  65. HOT DAMN, we had a great time in VEGAS!!! I loved meeting and partying with you...you are a neat little trick!!

    I have added you to my blog roll, so my readers can luv u too!!

    Smooches,
    Sassy Chica

    Let's run away to VEGAS again soon!!

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  66. Looks like you had an awesome time!! Wish I could have been there!!

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  67. I LOVE your blog. You really crack me up and I enjoying popping in! Glad you enjoyed your mini vaca in Vegas!

    I wanted to leave you an award. You may have it but I think the content in your blog is truly worth peoples time. : )

    Nikki
    http://thechocolatemousseblog.blogspot.com/

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  68. Looks like a fun trip! What exactly did someone say when the thought you were a hooker?

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  69. Looks like a blast! Great photos. I hope to be there next year.

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  70. It looks like you had a great time :)

    How did someone think you were a hooker though? Please tell that story..

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  71. Oh my gosh you are so funny! I wish I had been there instead of at a hot and boring race track!

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  72. What's a trip to Vegas if you aren't mistaken for a hooker? It happens to me EVERYTIME. I mean have you seen us dance? We are "hookeresque" with our sexy moves.

    That picture of me dancing is HYSTERICAL.

    I loved meeting your fine, sassy, and apparently smelly ass and we are so going out again.

    xoxo,
    Tiffany

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  73. Sorry I didn't get a chance to visit with you more at SITScation. I was seriously overwhelmed trying to get to know so many wonderful ladies in such a short time. By the end of the weekend, I could barely remember my own name, let alone anyone else's.

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