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LAS VEGAS FOOLS!! AH SNAP!
{SITScation 2009...calling all bloggers!}
{SITScation 2009...calling all bloggers!}I've packed my bags and I'm flying the friendly skies to Sin City! Where I will NOT be sinning...because that's how I roll, yo. I'm gonna get crazy and start sober-dialing everyone....it's gonna be amazing! So don't be alarmed if I call you professing my love for you. I may even start singing "Have I told you lately...that I love you...". Because I do. And I'm going to miss you while I'm gone. I'll miss you like the desert misses the rain...mmhhmmm.
I have to admit though, I'm a wee bit nervous to go. I mean...what if they don't like me?! GASP!! THE HORROR! What if they just think I'm the crazy girl who talks about having hot mustard gas because of her IBS and who lets her daughter crap out legos....yeah...or about how I adore The Hoff and Chuck Norris...maybe their not cool with that. Guess I'll find out! Just in case I've got a few tricks up my sleeve to win them over. I figured I'd start with my rather fantastic imitation of a chicken. I can cluck like it's nobody's business. For real. And if that doesn't work I figured I'd lure them in with my mad ability to freestyle rap. That should really seal the deal. Besides, they'll love me when I'm the one holding their hair back while they make out with the porcelain throne!!
But I'll be thinking of you all the whole time...I'll be with you in spirit. You know who else I'll be thinking of? My 3 little hooligans known as my children, who will be spending THE WHOLE weekend with my hunka-hunka burning love they call Daddy! GLOOORIOUS! But not really, because I'm going to miss them like mad... in fact I already miss them and I haven't even left yet! But I can't start writing about that because I'll start crying and get all snot-faced and puffy...nobody wants that. Dang it...I'm crying now. See what you guys made me do?!
So have a fabulous weekend everyone! I'll be thinking of you while I make the strip by biznatch! BOOYA! I can't wait to come back and tell you all about the craziness that's about to ensue. Because remember....
What happens in Vegas, end up on the blog!!
Alrighty Missy, you just go and have yourself a Merry little Christmas, oh wait....wrong month. Sorry, scratch that. You go have yourself a Lady Ga Ga kinda time in the big Sin City. I so wish I was going...it is going to be Amazing I am sure.
ReplyDeleteAnd do not fret...they will wub you, just wike we wub you!
Love!
Have a wonderful time. I would be nervous too... meeting all those famous bloggers in one place. Say hi to the sistahs for me.
ReplyDeletexxx
Enjoy your weekend.
ReplyDeleteI am a shade of greenish with envy! You go girl! Have a good time. And from your colon compadre, avoid dairy, watch the red sauce and take lots-o-Pepto with.
ReplyDeletep.s. I really wish I was going :(
woo-hoo! Have FUN FUN FUN! I've never been, only to Reno/ Tahoe! Fill us in!
ReplyDeleteLucky B!!
ReplyDeleteHave a great time! They'll love you. That much I know!
ReplyDeleteenjoy! it would be great
ReplyDeleteBah!!!! I'm green with envy! Have a great time and I cannot WAIT to see pictures from this madness.
ReplyDeleteHave FUN!!!!
We are going to have a blast..and I'm sure we are all going to love you and fight over who gets to sit next to you.
ReplyDeleteSee you soon!
dude!!! you better be sober dialing/texting/etc'erading me to the max...speaking of max...
ReplyDeletehere are some random things to think about the next time shark bait season comes around...
nicknackpattywax stop your flow with tampax...
or if you'd rather...
tampax...helpin you relax when mother nature attacks your slacks...
bwahahahahaha....get that party started RIGHT MAMA!!! love and miss you something CARAZY!!!
p.s. side note: can you talk to them about the whole "sits" name thing b/c honestly all i can think of every time i hear it is a sits bath for hemorrhoids and that is foul...k thanks!
ReplyDeleteSo jealous...not gonna lie. And what do you have to worry about? Everyone is going to LOVE you! How could they not? silly girl
ReplyDeletecan't wait to hear all about it. :)
how could anybody and i mean ANYBODY, not like you, sorry LOVE you momma??!!
ReplyDeletei know you're gonna have a fab time...(you're doing the entertainement so obviously...)and can't wait to hear about it all!
xxx
Damn. Are all my favorite bloggies going to Vegas?? Damn. I wanna go!! :(
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous time Alicia!! Can't wait to hear about it!
That is so AWESOME girl! SO glad it will end up on the blog! LOL I am following you because I love reading your blog, feel free to follow me too! :)
ReplyDeleteNever been to Vegas but I suspect you will have the best time. I can't wait to hear what kind of nonesense you get into :)
ReplyDeleteBWAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! VEGASSSSSS!!!!
ReplyDeleteoh my little cheesy pupusa, i wish you the BEST TIME EVA. if i didn't have this pesky marathon to do, i would be there with you. SO you best hit me up on the sober dial/text/etc. i need to know what one does in sin city without no sin. what a concept! ;)
the SITS crew will LOOOOOOOVE you. if the freestyle rap doesn't go well, just dazzle them with your amazingness like you did me. awwww...
k nuff about that...LOVE YA CHICK! HAVE A BLAST!!!!
I could drive down, it'd only take 8 hours, and meet you, squeal at your chicken impression, get your autograph, stop at a buffet and drive back home. I would do this for you. I mean for me.
ReplyDeleteHave a great time; something tells me you will. :)
AWESOME!! Enjoy yourself... can't wait to hear about all the shenanigans!!
ReplyDeleteHave an awesome time!
ReplyDeletegirl, SITS is going to LOVE you!!
ReplyDeletehave a fabulous time!!
Funny my exact thought when I saw your title. What happens in Vegan will stay in a blog.
ReplyDeleteI love your last line! Have a great time.
ReplyDeleteJealous, I need some Vegas time.
ReplyDeleteI have never been to Vegas... I kinda suck. But, come back and tell us all about it and I will live vicariously through you...
ReplyDeleteHave FUN! Seems like everyone is going but me. It was already full when I started blogging. So I'm hoping maybe next year!
ReplyDeletelucky you!!! i hope you have a blast!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHave lots of fun! I expect a full report when you get back!
ReplyDeleteYes!! You MUST fill us in. Say hi to the SITS girls :D
ReplyDeleteYou're going to have so much fun play with the other kids and making new friends!
ReplyDeleteBut um, could you not make too many new friends? You can't replace us, right? Can you stick to the code of the Girl Scouts song?
"Make new friends, BUT KEEP THE OLD..."
They sell cookies for a living, so I think they know what they're talking about.
have fun sister! Last time I was there I hung out with James Gandolfini. I'm not sure if that's a proud moment or not.
ReplyDeleteHave fun! :)
ReplyDeleteLOL They've been warned!! I can't wait to read about what REALLY happens in Vegas! Have fun, and enjoy the freedom of being kid-free!
ReplyDeleteOh imagine the look on the face of Vegas when you walk in! Have a great time! Can't wait to hear about it!
ReplyDeletelmbo seriously loved it, I wish I could be there! Have fun thanks for making me laugh.
ReplyDeleteThe Buzz, Brandy
I love Vegas!!! You will have a blast. Vegas is lucky to have you visit. The trip should be FREE!!!
ReplyDeleteHave a great trip Alicia..can't wait to hear ALL.
ReplyDeleteohhhh sin city. have fun!
ReplyDeleteI can't wait to hear about your trip! They'll love you, as we all do! :)
ReplyDeleteHave a blast...I'm looking forward to your SITScation Sharing!
ReplyDeleteI hope you're having the best time mama hen! :) OF COURSE you will be the most popular girl there, duh...
ReplyDeleteAnd are you shopping! You better be shopping!
Love you miss you!!
You were so the most amazing eva!!!! Like seriously. My fave by far. And those moves!!! THOSE MOVES!!!! I'm in awe.
ReplyDeleteNot to mention, you were so obviously having the most fun of anyone I saw.
Oh ya, I'm talking about you my love.
Counting down till Thanksgiving!
Self promotion, self promotion, self promotion.
ReplyDeletedone, done, and done.
Have fun!
ReplyDeleteI really wish I were there. REALLY WISH..because the kids have gone nuts today.
Hope you had a killer time! Can't wait to hear the stories. : )
ReplyDeleteHope you had a great time. I am doing a SITS tour for the first time and happened upon your blog. Love the header!
ReplyDeleteAlready read that you had an awesome time, just wanted to tell you that I love how you write! It's like your talking right to me with all the added inflections and the pacing. Good stuff.
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