GIVEAWAY TIME!!

YO YO YO! I'm totally lame and I totally spaced on posting this Friday, but I'm here now and that's what counts! Hopefully you're all having an amazing weekend, and guess what? It's about to get even better because it's GIVEAWAY time brought to you by the fine folks over at CSNStores! I've worked with company before and I'm so glad they gave me the opportunity to work with them again. CSNStores has an awesome online selection of everything you could want, from baby cribs to kitchen utensils to home decor. It's pretty much amazing!

So go on over and check out their goods and leave me a comment letting me know that you did. The winner of this giveaway gets a $60 GIFT CERTIFICATE to use on any of the CSN sites! Score!!

The contest will run for a week my friends, so you've got until midnight on Sunday, May 16th to get your name in the hat! So go on, get to it!!

And if you'd like to tweet (@QuesoBonito) about it then knock yourself out and I'll throw in 5 extra entries!! Just leave me a comment :)

I'm back...with a little pick me up!

I'm in major need of a little pick me up today. So far this week has sucked monkey butt, but that's all about to change folks because I've found a few things to bring a smile to my face....and you're so lucky because I've decided to share them with you! Thank me later...

Can I please just express to you how FRIGGIN AMAZING these things are?!?! If I had these growing up I would have eaten corn all day long. Truth! Did anyone else picture a poopy diaper filled with corn when I said that? Just me? Right....Back to my point. THESE ARE RADICAL!

{A uniCORN for your corn! HA!}

For all of you Star Wars and BACON fans.....I present....

The bacon AT-AT...

{No galaxy or artery is safe with this thing on the loose. Blech.}

This is some straight Magnum PI badness right here. Friggin drive it like I stole it!I need one... my street cred depends on it.

{I see your gangster, I'm pretty gangster myself.}

But this one takes the proverbial cake my friends....the dual toilet...do you see the heavens parting? Can you hear the angels singing?! GLOOORIOUS! Just imagine the quality time you and your significant other can have.

{Be still my heart...you will be mine...}

One more thing that makes me happy, this lady right here. She's my virtual mama and she's pretty much amazing. It runs in our virtual family. She's started an awesome new recipe swap called Share a Spoon, and she makes the most deeeelish food! Go on over and check it out!!

Ahhh...see. Feeling better already. Happy Thursday amigos....I'll be back tomorrow with some free swag for you. Because I love you...and I miss you...like the deserts miss the rain.

{images via nerd approved}

Fiesta Time Amigos!!

This weekend was LOOOONG, but man was it fun! Saturday we hosted a baby shower AND an early Cinco De Mayo fiesta...it was pure chaos at the Casa de Cline, but holy carne asada batman, we had ourselves a good time. Good food, good friends, and ice cold Jarritos makes for one heck of a fiesta! And of course my camera died an hour into the festivities, but I managed to scramble together a few photos...

{The dude running the poncho like its nobody's business}

{Drinky drinky...non alcoholic for this gal}

{Boogie showing that pinata who's boss}

{Anybody fancy a bounce?}

{The most random shot of the amigos ever}

{Las muchachas!}

{Bestie time with my boo}

{The one and only Dizzle. No explanation needed.}

{Senor Ryder..so dang cute it makes my uterus hurt!}

{Mi esposo es muy caliente! Ay papi!}

{Senorita Berkeley...say it with me, awwww!}

{I LOVE YOU CHURRO JORDAN!}

{My Mami...isn't she adorable!?}

{Boogie spittin' game at the ladies...}

{Sending out the vibe....}

{Cinco De Mayo 2010...Ole.}

Cinco De Mayo 2010 was a major success at the Casa de Cline. The Little Miss is the only one who missed out because she SLEPT through the ENTIRE party! That's right. But she woke up at 3 AM bright eyed and busy tailed ready for the day...joy. As far as Sunday goes, well...lets just say that eating 4 churros wasn't the best idea, but man, did they taste good.

Hope you all had a great weekend!

She's a spicy one....

She may be little, but sweet goodness this girl is a little spit fire. She definitely inherited the Latina temper. I swear this girl is flippin 1 going on 16! She's got more attitude in one finger than both of her brother's combined and she throws down with the best of them. Next thing I know she's going to start spitting fire and stealing my midol. I'm scared folks. SCARED!

Don't let the cute face fool you....

She's crazier than brit-brit with shears and an umbrella!





And I have NOOOOOOO clue where she gets it from....

{The Little Miss and The Little Cheese circa 1985}



Sigh....the teenage years are going to SUCK...just ask MY mom.

The goats ate my title...

Is it weird to sleep next to a butcher knife? Because I may or may not have slept with two 80 pound boxers and a knife on Friday....but it was for a good reason! You see, the hubs decided to take Mas and Boogie on a boys only camping trip for the weekend. {WOOOO!!! Sweet sound of SANITY mama's having a GIRL'S NIGHT!} And that left just The Little Miss and myself at home. I'm not sure when it happened, but sometime in the last 26 years I turned into a major namby-pamby. After a full night of shopping, stuffing my piehole, movies, and more eating, I could NOT sleep! Every little shadow, creak, and dog fart CREEPED me the freak out. I was convinced there were home intruders staking out in my rosemary bushes. Hence the knife. I'll cut a fool! I had to have a plan just in case! So while I was busy snoozing with my shank, here's what the boys were doing....

{Setting up camp with the rest of the gang...too much testosterone for one area}

{Playing a little of this....}

{And maybe a little of that....}

{What's up ladies?}

{Hanging out with their Old Man...}

While the boys were busy building fires, scratching themselves, and learning to be manly men the Little Miss and I had a hot date with some super cute landscapers...

{Baa ram ewe, sheep be true!!}

Ladies and gents, meet the landscapers! Yup, those are goats and sheep. This is how we mow the lawns in our town. Pretty bad arse isn't it?? These little machines move from spot to spot in the town munching up all the hard to mow areas. GENIUS!

{This is the face of pure excitement right here!}

And because a certain Little Miss loves them so much, we went again...

{ BAAAAAAAAAAA!!}

All in all the weekend was a success. The boys filled their testosterone tanks and the girls got some new threads. Score. But Jordan's home now, so I don't have to spoon my cutlery anymore. HA! Get it!? Spoon my knife?! Anybody? Bueller? Right then.

Happy Tuesday!!

IT'S OUR BLOGGY BIRTHDAY!

Bust out the confetti fools because today's the big day! HUZZA! The proverbial doors of It Ain't Easy Bring Cheesy have been opened for ONE YEAR now and my, oh my, how time flies!

So what better way to celebrate this special occasion than with a little family shindig...and that's exactly what we did last night. The chocolate milk was flowing, cake was being devoured, decorations were in full effect, and the party goers were crazier than Lindsey Lohan at Voyeur. Milka-whaaat!

Let me tell you folks, it was one crazy par-tay. These kids were throwing back shots of Carnation instant breakfast like it was nobody's business! Bed time came and went, but we got down with our bad selves none the less. Wanna see?

{It's not a party unless there's cake! And what a distinguished cake it is.}

{They were keeping the cake safe...}

{You mess with the bull, you get the horns!}


{The Little Miss was all cracked out on her 3rd piece of cake!}


{Hey baby, how you doin'?}


{Definitely NOT gluten/dairy free! nom nom nom. I'm probably on the toilet as you're reading this.}


{Even the boys got in on the action...too bad they friggin reek like rotting brocolli now. holy anus funk batman. goo.}

{You can look. But don't touch. These boys are mine!}

{Uno!!}

Who would have thought that one could post about poop, gas, crack-head kids, and The Hoff for a whole year!? Luckily for me there's much more where that came from! It's been awesome documenting my family's journey and picking up some amazing friends along the way. You guys seriously rock. Thanks for the good times! Here's to another year! I'm off to go give Jordan his birthday spanking....

Mason starring as.....

Veterinarian #1 in the highly acclaimed elementary school blockbuster...

Friendly Neighborhood Helpers!!

The play was flippin awesome! The kids worked round the clock to put on an amazing performance and we are SO proud of Mason. Not one burp, fart, or potty word during the entire play! BOOYA! However, I was there was this wonky lady clapping all crazy and yelling out GO MASON through out the whole thing. What? That's what moms are for! He's just lucky I didn't bring the sign I was planning on taking.

Now for your viewing pleasure, I present the First Grade musical production of Friendly Neighborhood Helpers!!

{There's the dude!! He was made for the stage!}

The cast highlighted all sorts of community volunteers from mail persons, to librarians, to....

{Way cuter than the ones you see riding around in the truck!!}

firemen, to crossing guards, to chefs, to.....

{A VET! Good looking, funny, & smart! My baby's the man!}

VETS! That's right our dude was a vet...and a mighty fine one at that!

{Our Boo representing the bats, whoop whoop!!}

{The Little Miss was there supporting her big brother! Kinda funky looking pic, but hey, that's all I had}

{Boogie took in the show and scoped out the cute ladies!}

{Our star schmoozing with the adoring fans!}

That's right ladies and gents, a star has been born! Today Vet #1. Tomorrow the great white way! I can't believe my baby has done his first school play...I'm feeling old friends. Another parenting milestone to check off the list. We are so proud of our dude!

GREAT JOB MASON!! WE LOVE YOU!

ps- thanks for sticking around folks...my blogging time has been limited but i'm working my way back...and stop on by tomorrow, its a big day for the blog here! happy tuesday. word.