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Today changed my life, for the better. And there's no going back now. I hope I'm ready for this! Full steam ahead fools! I just can't stop thinking of how this is going to change my family. This means less time with the 3 kids I already have...I'm going to have to adjust my entire life!! But it's totally worth it. And how do I explain to the others that I have a new favorite. Maybe when they see this pink bundle of joy they'll understand....but I'm showing you all first....
Well, what do you think?
Isn't she adorable?! She's my new phone....the sweet little dear. I've named her Finley. Well what did you think I was talking about?! Not a baby, right?! That's insane! You can't see me, but I'm scoffing at you! Pointing and scoffing!
Yeah. So I never thought I'd get the blackberry. I never saw the point...UNTIL...we went on vacation and I had NO access to the world wide web. I was seriously detoxing in a bad way. Twitching and convulsing and all that crap until my step mama (whom I love with the burning intensity of a thousand suns) gave me her beloved blackberry. It was like a slice of heaven mine for the taking. Angels were singing and the crazed look in my eye faded....just a tad. So what did my delicious man meat do? Order me my very own pink baby sohe doesn't have to deal with a deranged wife foaming at the mouth for a laptop with wi-fi I can get a fix whenever I need it! Glooooriooousss!! I can take you all in my pocket wherever I go! Doesn't that make you feel better?! It should!! Look, here's her first photo...
You're probably wondering what the freak that is. Look very close! See where the arrows are pointing? It's an egg testicle. I wasn't aware that they had them until tonight. Brooke and I blew a carton of eggs. Mind-gutter-OUT! We had to empty the eggs to decorate them...long story...and upon doing this we discovered that yolks are fairly well endowed. Who knew? I'm pretty sure this egg would have been a champion breeder. What a pity.
Isn't she adorable?! She's my new phone....the sweet little dear. I've named her Finley. Well what did you think I was talking about?! Not a baby, right?! That's insane! You can't see me, but I'm scoffing at you! Pointing and scoffing!
Yeah. So I never thought I'd get the blackberry. I never saw the point...UNTIL...we went on vacation and I had NO access to the world wide web. I was seriously detoxing in a bad way. Twitching and convulsing and all that crap until my step mama (whom I love with the burning intensity of a thousand suns) gave me her beloved blackberry. It was like a slice of heaven mine for the taking. Angels were singing and the crazed look in my eye faded....just a tad. So what did my delicious man meat do? Order me my very own pink baby so
You're probably wondering what the freak that is. Look very close! See where the arrows are pointing? It's an egg testicle. I wasn't aware that they had them until tonight. Brooke and I blew a carton of eggs. Mind-gutter-OUT! We had to empty the eggs to decorate them...long story...and upon doing this we discovered that yolks are fairly well endowed. Who knew? I'm pretty sure this egg would have been a champion breeder. What a pity.
Congrats on getting your BB. I have a read BB. I think once you go BB you never go back. I love it more then any of those touch screen phones including the iphone. There's just something about the blackberry!
ReplyDeleteCongrats on your new bundle of joy! I'm sure it will be a great addition to your family :) I must say I'm so jealous...I'm still rocking my flip phone from two years ago! Yeah can we say time for an upgrade?! God I'm so 2005 :(
ReplyDeleteThe egg testy is SICK! :)
ReplyDeleteHowever, welcome to the world in your pocked at the speed of light!
I flipped thinking about being separated from all of you when I was on vacation, so I changed my life too....I got a Palm Pre.
Of course, we had to cancel the home phone to afford it, but hey, ya gotta do what ya gotta do, right?? Pshaw.
Congrats baby!
That's utterly disgusting and I love every second of it! Who knew eggs had balls?
ReplyDeleteWelcome to the world of the pinkberry (as I like to call it- mine is pick too). Couldn't live a second without it.
Enjoy the crackberry. I couldn't live without mine. When I don't have it I get very nervous! You're going to love Brickbreaker. Also, download google maps. Best App Ever! You can even spy on your other friends (if they let you) on google maps! You can see their face wherever they are. Julie and I like to stalk each other sometimes. Also, download Viigo. It's a cool application too!
ReplyDeleteI'll have to make you a super cute cupcake charm for her! Pink n black maybe?....
ReplyDeleteAnd DUDE!! I was about 3 seconds away from calling you and asking you if you lost your friggen mind... then I started to think that it was maybe the PIG. lol love ya!
I have a blackberry, which is better know as my OBSESSION. It's really quite disturbing, but this is one baby that you will love forever and ever. Amen!
ReplyDeleteLoved the post! I was like oh my gosh another baby! You fooled me. Enjoy the phone. Gross egg by the way. Have a great weekend.
ReplyDeleteWoman...I almost had a heart attack...
ReplyDeleteBut we have the same phone now, except mine's not pink, so I'm JEALOUS. We can totally be crackberry buddies!
:)
the egg pic is NASTY!!
ReplyDeletei just got a palm pre and it's my first phone with internet, I LOVE IT!
you will love your BB :) and it's pink! wish my phone came in pink!
your new baby.....precious!!
ReplyDeletethe egg...NOT SO MUCH!
Oh no, we should have thrown a shower for your new baby! I'm sure there are so many things you need...
ReplyDeleteEwww re the egg.
hahaha...lady i love you...and that photo is foul...but how else do you expect an egg to respond when a hot mama like you gives it a good blow?!?!
ReplyDeleteon the love boat...LOVE IT!!! but seriously i think these two have jumped ship and have taken their own little zodiac to a private isle and are planning on setting up life a'la blue lagoon style...will be nice to visit though!!
and now you've gone and taken the egg off the market :-( that's sad...How awesome about your new phone though!!!!!
ReplyDeleteYou know I love her, as I have my own adorable bundle of joy. Enjoy!
ReplyDeleteI can think of so many things to say about the egg ball right now, but in an effort to keep this family oriented I will have to refrain :). My mom has the exact same phone as you!
ReplyDeleteIf I knew you better I'd say e-mail me your PIN and we could PING each other!!!!! Hahahaha I have a SEVERE addiction to my blackberry! It's the one shown in your picture. I've got a Vulcan death grip on this thing all of the time except when I'm sleeping....unless I fall asleep during texting someone....yep sick addiction. I.Love.It!
ReplyDeleteEW! On the egg!
ReplyDeleteWe are SOOOO addicted!
Oh Lord Girl...you are in trouble! My BB gets more hits in the middle of the night then my hubby gets all week...LOL!! That's right...I sleep with her! I have the exact same one w/pink cover and I call her Angel. Sent from heaven to keep me sane. I couldn't live w/out her!
ReplyDeleteHave Fun! And NO BLOGGING WHILE DRIVING!!
Oh and the Yolk testies...that's just weird! HAHA!
I knew it wasn't a baby. You're too cheesy. Or just the right amount of cheesy. (And I hear it ain't easy.)
ReplyDeleteCongrats on your new bundle o' joy.
I want I want I want! Seriously, you have made me realise how much I need one! My current contract doesn't run out until something ridiculous like April though :(
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Oh congratulations on your new addition! I'm sure the 2 of you will be royally happy together! My husband just got his new baby as well...and as much as it bugs me at times, because it seems like hes always on the thing, he seems to really dig it so who am I do be a dream stealer, right?
ReplyDeleteI used to be so anti-Crackberry but I have been seriously considering one lately. I can't stand being "unplugged" when I am away from home or the office!
ReplyDeleteI don't have a BB but my husband loves it! He's in that thing 24/7.
ReplyDeleteCongrats and enjoy it.
BTW I gave you an award. GO check it out at my blog.
what a precious little BB!
ReplyDeleteAw, congrats on the new Pink addition to your life, she's fabulous! You're gonna love it. My old phone was a blackberry, and I do miss it. As for the egg testicle, I'm utterly speechless, and that doesn't happy very often, just ask my hubby! Have fun with Finley!
ReplyDeleteI have yet to cave into the blackberry craze but its super cute, I just don't think I need one yet. But time will tell. As for the egg thing....GROSS! lol Have a good weekend
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We have decorated blown eggs before...that phone is SO cute. I used to have withdrawl when I was away from the computer...but I am ok now...I love scheduling posts and coming home to all the comments.
ReplyDeletecongrats on your new addition! she is so tiny and cute.
ReplyDeleteoh and thanks, i srsly almost threw up looking and that egg thingy! i am usually okay with sick stuff, but that was just wrong.
Congrats on your newest addition. I'm still waiting for mine :)
ReplyDeletehaha. I totally knew where you were going, come on, you are the cheesy one. So, is the phone really that awesome? I want one, that or an I-phone. But I honestly have no need for either. dang.
ReplyDeleteNow, is that for reals about the egg? Really?
Awww sweeet deal!
ReplyDeleteI just got an Ipod with my new mac book.
I'm ultra retarded and can barely figure it out.. but I KNOW I CAN GET THE WEB anywhere's I need!!! I also went on vacay last week with NO FRIGGIN internet. I was doing handstands in the parking lot.. holding my sis's laptop to the sky.. hoping to steal someone's signal.. if only for a second.
SOB'S.. ARE STINGY . All lines were secure.
IT's was HORRIBLE.
No more. I'm IPOD ready.
;) congrats on your new baby.
love her hold her squeeze her
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It's so pretty. Love the name, it makes the keys just pop. Sorta like the name was meant to be.
ReplyDeleteI'm hoping to add text to my crappy old cell this year.
Haha... egg testicle... haha!
ReplyDeleteI have the pink blackberry curve - more like crackberry. There is something about being able to check my facebook status updates or seeing the flashing light of an email (mine is always on silent) that just makes me all warm and fuzzy inside. :)
Welcome to the addiction!
Happy SITS Saturday Sharefest!
ReplyDeleteHehe, I was still giggling after reading your profile answer to underwear "commando", clicked to visit your blog and now? Giggling a bit louder.
I love Finley even though I'm not a pink gal--she's adorable! OMG, I think I'd go ape not having access to the internet but we usually visit family so I do not know what it's like to go through Internet withdrawal symptoms...yet.
You have a terrific blog! :-)
~ Sandy
enjoy it
ReplyDeleteHow fab! Pink BB?! I use an iphone though.
ReplyDeleteWeirdo!!!
ReplyDeleteLOL!
I have that same phone. I am VERY happy with her and I know that you will be too.
ReplyDeleteLove your new phone...such a pretty color. I'm jealous!
ReplyDeletewe also have verizon... in the mountains now and I can text but not pick up internet. hoping your baby is v. powerful and strong. signal strength strong, that is.
ReplyDeleteCongrats on your bundle of joy!
ReplyDeleteI had a pink bundle of joy for a while until it turned into a pink nightmare!
ReplyDeleteNow I have an iPhone with a pink cover and I'm in heaven!
Visiting from SITS. So jealous! LOVE that Blackberry!
ReplyDeleteLOL! I felt the same way about my iPhone. Didn't want one, until I got one and then... yeah, it changed my life!
ReplyDeleteOMG I love the pink one!!! I want one too. I have the black one, but WOW I want the pink.
ReplyDeleteP.S. I'm being very slow but will be in touch with you shortly about all the campaign stuff xx
I am the technology lagger at my home. I hate getting new phones and don't want a blackberry. Well, my phone is literally on the last leg...it lasts 15 minutes charged and has a short if I bump it too hard. Yesterday my husband put a blackberry in front of me and said..."You'll like it. You have 30 days to decide." I guess today I will look at it. ughhhhhhhh We'll see how that goes!
ReplyDeleteFinley is adorable... I LOVE BB... it is the best thing ever... could NOT live without mine!!
ReplyDeletelpl egg testicles lol I can't thin about any thing else u read that is too funny
ReplyDeleteOooooooh you have the same phone as me!!!! I cannot SURVIVE without my Blackberry. I had to spend last sunday without my laptop for an ENTIRE DAY. Never again.
ReplyDeleteOh and I love that you love your Stepmother so much!! There is hope for me yet!
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Auhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh a Crackberry! Love it! I am on my 4th Crackberry. Careful, my husband sends me all these news articles how they are causing problems in marriages, coming between husband and wife, and people are actually having affairs with their crackberry's - ya know, sneaking into the closets and such! Enjoy it - They are the BEST!
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