We've Got a Piper Down!!

This is Jordan (Alicia's Husband) posting an important message for Alicia!

***I couldn't let him post this blasphemy without editing it first!....alicia**
While she was walking barefoot to the neighbor's house (which I've warned her about I don't know how many times because walking barefoot is dirty), (actually I had socks on, thank you very much) she was bitten by something! She came running into the house hopping like a wounded animal. (I was a wounded animal...in excruciating pain!) After jumping around and mumbling incoherently for what seemed like the longest minute ever, she finally sat down and showed me her 'wound'. All that whining for one tiny red dot! (a deep tear to my tender flesh throbbing in pain) She insisted that I go hop with her out to the front lawn. So hopping we go, we find two GIANT wasps on the lawn. Terrified, she looks at me like she's going to spell out her last will and testament and says..."what if I die?!" She tells me "I'll give Sampson and Bruiser to Tim and Courtney..." and as she is thinking of all the things she can give away, I blurt out..."HEY! I'm still alive, REMEMBER!" (what if I was allergic?! he didn't know if I was or wasn't!) So she hops back into the house and Googles wasp sting pictures and says "I totally did"!

So she turns around and falls to the floor insisting that I tend to her every need. And of course, like the strong husband I am who is not about to taken advantage of and tend to her whining...I immediately get her an ice pack to put on her 'wound' to keep the swelling down. So apparently I grabbed the biggest ice pack ever and it wasn't good enough. I resorted to four ice cubes in a sandwich baggy filled with water. She's quite now and stopped whining...kind of. (The least he could have done is rubbed my back while the poisonous wasp serum crept it's way through my blood system)

She wanted me to post a note in case this is her final goodbye...or she ends up on the ground milking this for a while. Send your love and support. (Actually he was pointing at me laughing while telling me he was going to tell everyone about this, but you can still send your love and support...I'll need it while I'm in this fragile state.)

ps- dear jordan, if you ever try to taint my blog with your vile words i will unleash the beast. just remember....you mess with the bull, you get the horns...so stay clear of my little piece of cyberworld, ya dig?
love, your wife