Friday, July 3, 2009

Reason #521

So my lovely lady friends and I went out tonight for a little girl's night out and caught the flick The Proposal. It was ah-may-zing! LOVED IT! About every 30 seconds I had to wipe the drool off of Brooke's chin, but we had a blast! Note to self: buttered popcorn not a great idea. bowels completely mad. I left the theatre feeling all starry eyed and kissy kissy face, eager to get home to my delicious husband. Romantic movies do this to me....I get all gooey and lovey dovey. So once at home Jordan and I start naming off the reasons we love eachother (aren't we cute? gag) He loves me because I have cute feet apparently...good to know...I wouldn't want him to love me because I'm an amazing mother and can make the best impersonation of a chicken ever. Feet are definitely more important. Kinda creepy in a Tanner P kinda way...

Then I made some raunchy remark about how I just want to run my fingers through his hair...but here's the rub. Jordan has an afro. Totally thick, curly hair...and a lot of it! So he uses gel to style it and I. Hate. Gel. For some reason I can't stand the way dry gel feels, it gives me the heebie jeebies. And needless to say, I can't run my fingers through gelled hair. He then tells me that he wants me to find him a new hairdo! Ummm, was that angels I heard singing?! I took full advantage of the moment and the next thing I know it's midnight and I'm washing his hair in the tub getting ready to channel my inner Vidal Sassoon. He was such a good sport, he didn't even complain when I got shampoo in his eye! I was on fire as I busted out the flat iron and got to work...I wish I had a picture of the end result, but can you say Ay Papi!! Bow chika bow wow.....Me likey!!

So reason #521 why I love my scrumptious piece of man meat: he goes along with my crazy ideas at all hours of the day and lets me tame his wild mane...what a man!

These dang sappy movies...but you know what? I don't need the movies, I have the happy ending...Some people thought we were nuts when we got married after only knowing each other for 55 days. But man it sure is fun to prove them wrong day after day!

34 comments:

  1. Hope those bowels recover! I totally know what you mean!

    TGIF!

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  2. what?? the gelled hair isn't sexy? my hubby has an afro too & i also hate the gel feeling. it's just so yuck. glad you got to change it up some!

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  3. HAhaha, love that the sappy movie made you run home lovey dovey. They seem to have that power. Happy 4th to you and your family!

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  4. What a sweet husband you have! Happy 4th!

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  5. You do have an awesome piece of man meat. And my bowels are horrible too. How much crap could I have possibly eaten on vacation?? Lots and lots ;-) My bowels are not happy :-(

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  6. Loved that movie! That's cool that you guys have fun playing like that. We haven't done things like that in about 15 years.

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  7. What a cute story, you guys sound like such a fun couple.

    I'm wondering if I can convince the boy to go see that movie with me. It might be too chick flicky for him.

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  8. oh, you guys are too cute! by the way, being a good mom and a chicken impersonation (is it like gob bluths chicken?!?) are sooooo overrated, awesome feet is where its at!

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  9. My Mr. just conceded to my request for a soul patch.
    What's the deal?
    I'll tell you what's the deal; they're crazy for us, whether it be maaaaaad chicken impersonatin' skills or talents of another sort - we move the earth for our dudes.

    Yay for dudes. They're so much fun.

    Call for a do-over. Take pix.

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  10. I could swoon all over again! Ahhh! I too had a romantic, googley night...all i'm going to say is bruised bubble bath! lol. ;) Love it!

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  11. And that means its true love. Yay. You have to love a man that will take to whims like that. :)

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  12. I second Brooke on the romance after the movie...stuffing my face and getting sick after is romantic...right?

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  13. OK...almost peed in my pants laughing!! First of all, popcorn is my first choice for a laxative. Second, your hubby is a great sport!! Good for you!! My husband and I dated and got married in 6 months...and still happy(most of the time)almost 15 years later!! Romance novels and some movies do it for me...nuf said. Oh, and thanks for stopping by!

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  14. That is so cute! My husband would NEVER let me do his hair, and I swear, I could only make it look better!
    He has an afro thingy going on too. And he's recently discovered the gel. And he's not so good at puttin' it on. Yuck.
    Macey

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  15. Awwww, how cute! You so should have taken a picture! Make him do it again!

    I'm right there with you sister, I hate gel too!

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  16. Thanks for the comment:) CUTE blog! I love that you married your husband so quick! People thought we were crazy too! Oh, and my husband just buzzed his head for me, I don't know why I love that look, but I do:) I have been telling him for months that I HATE gel!

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  17. Awwwwe. You have got Jordan wrapped around your pinkie toe! I love that you were playing Vidal at midnight. You're prefect for each other. Brown Chicken Brown Cow!~

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  18. I love that you got married so fast. When you know you just know.

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  19. Love this post and I am SO glad the Sandra Bullock movie was good. Love her! BTW don't rip on curly hair that you can't run your fingers through. :) Jared is over it but the boys don't get it yet. I always tell them they can marry a nice straight haired girl but in the mean time stop ripping my hair out :)

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  20. We must see pictures!!! Do it again, do it again!

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  21. We so need pictures next time!!!

    55 days?!? That is AWESOME!!! I love hearing about romances like that!!! The hubs and I got engaged after 5 months but it took almost two years to plan the damn Big Fat Greek Wedding we had!!!!!

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  22. so cute....great post....
    I Love coming here....always up, happy stuff....even when the dogs eat the highchair. :-)
    And I know what you mean about the gel....I hate any hair styling product......makes for not soft hair.

    Hope you all have a beautiful 4th of July

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  23. That's cute.My husband let's me decide what I want to do with his hair all the time and I love it!

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  24. LOL...girl you better watch yourself or you'll get knocked up again! LOL!!! What a sport...your man! 8 Years ago I managed to wean my guy off the RAVE Hairspray (and black jeans)and upgrade to to crew as he attempted to defy the inevitable...thinning crown...now he's clipper #1 and I LOVE IT!!
    Hope you have a GREAT weekend!
    XOXOX

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  25. Thanks for stopping by my blog for WW. Yes, the tattoo shop is in Folsom NorCal, I'm from Sacramento. :)

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  26. My hubby loves my long legs and that I am smart. I had him with my chocolate chip cookies. He doesn't even like cookies. But, he loved that someone was willing to bake him cookies.

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  27. I dyed your Brother's Hair once. Ya know to take it back to black after he decided to go blonde for a week on leave? Well he didnt even punch me in the face when it TURNED PURPLE!! He must really love me ;) hehe. Note to self: DONT use the "PEARL BLACK". He got me back a couple years later though... can u say leopard spots?

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  28. How sweet. I also saw The Proposal and enjoyed it.

    My husband just thinks I'm nuts. But he'll say, "I love you because you're nuts." I think he'd be bored with a "normal" wife.

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  29. Cute story! And only 55 days? That's awesome! I love stories like that.

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  30. I got married after only knowing the hubs for a short time too, and you're right it's great to prove people wrong every single day!
    Happy 4th!

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  31. That's one of the reasons I love my man too!

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  32. you are too hillarious!! I don't think my hubs would let me flat iron his hair! Oh and I totally love that movie :)

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