Sunday, September 6, 2009

A little pick me up...

I should have paid more attention to the warning signs. I should have picked up on the subtle hints.... but I didn't and I was caught off guard and was attacked at full force by the PMS army and all it's rabid soldiers. Uggghhhh... I'm not a graceful PMSer. Quite the opposite actually. I transform into a puffier, slightly more...make that incredibly more...crazed version of myself.

I hate how all my clothes shrink and I'm left to wander the house nekked double fisting corn chips wondering what the heck I'm gonna wear today. I've went with the bath robe today. Safe choice. I find myself drizzling chocolate sauce on my midol and just retaining water by looking at it. Yup, it's gonna be a greeeeeat day.

And don't the kids know by now that asking Mom to do anything will only result in hissing and velociraptor like shrieks??? How dare they ask me for juice!! Apparently they didn't get the memo either. So in attempts to lift my spirits and further refrain from torturing my family I think it's time for another edition of Random Crap That Makes Me Happy! Here goes!

The awesome hypercolor tshirts! Remember these?


I'd sweat to the oldies with this piece of man-meat...


I love seeing old people in looooooove...it's so dang cute...
Celebrity Jeopardy....Suck it Trebek!


The world's best ice cream scooper from Thrifty's

I'm feeling better already! I hope you're all having a fantastic weekend!! And before I go, I just want to remind you that....

Posted at 9/06/2009
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51 comments:

  1. pehpotSeptember 6, 2009 at 6:56 PM

    old couples are so nice to look at.. makes you wish you'll grow old with your love just like them.. awww..

    dropping by from SITS.. following your blog too :)


    Make or Break

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  2. Kristina P.September 6, 2009 at 7:31 PM

    That is the best picture of The Hoff, ever. It's Hofftastic!

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  3. Chanda the Eco-Cheap MomSeptember 6, 2009 at 7:48 PM

    OMG! Nice shorts, Hoff! I'm afraid to look...

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  4. The Redhead RiterSeptember 6, 2009 at 7:57 PM

    Hoffman in undies...LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    I am telepathic and I know something...I know that at 12:01 a.m. on 9/7/09, there will be TWO things for you at my blog ♥

    http://theredheadriter.blogspot.com

    Thanks for being my bloggie friend.

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  5. S Club MamaSeptember 6, 2009 at 7:59 PM

    Sick with the Hoff - ewww! lol

    Here's another pick-me-up for you. I've decided even my children love you. Moose says bow-chicka-wow-wow (ok so I prompt him oh well) and Squirt snorts when he cries (that's sort of like laughing). lol

    That's the thing about not being pregnant anymore I hate the most: PMS...not looking forward to it but looking out for it!

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  6. BonBon Rose Girls KristinSeptember 6, 2009 at 8:18 PM

    What's better than the Off? Ah ha ha ha

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  7. AiringMyLaundrySeptember 6, 2009 at 8:20 PM

    I love old people in love too...aww...

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  8. KristinSeptember 6, 2009 at 8:23 PM

    The Hoff kind of creeps me out...just a little bit.

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  9. SarahSeptember 6, 2009 at 8:40 PM

    I love celeb jeopardy!! And yes, I remember Hypercolor although I don't think I owned one...

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  10. Jess PeckSeptember 6, 2009 at 9:23 PM

    it's all about celebrity jeopardy...

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  11. ErinSeptember 6, 2009 at 9:25 PM

    I think that when you are done having kids you should just get to be done having anything to do with PMS...I mean I'm just sayin'

    You slay me with The Hoff! HAHAHA

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  12. Becky @ Our Sweet PeasSeptember 6, 2009 at 9:48 PM

    So funny! I l-o-v-e celebrity Jeopardy!

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  13. SaraSeptember 6, 2009 at 9:55 PM

    Between celebrity Jeopardy and the Hoff, I'm set for life.

    May God be with you and your loved ones during this volatile and chocolaty time.

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  14. shortmamaSeptember 6, 2009 at 10:13 PM

    So glad I ate before seeing the Hoff pic...ugh a little throw up just came up! I love old people in love too...especially when they hold hands...so sweet!

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  15. Mademoiselle DevaSeptember 6, 2009 at 10:52 PM

    haha love these pic! this old couple in love, they are just too cute!

    PMS can be awful! Last month I thought I will kill or bite everyone, just because! and I ate.. way too much of chocolate!

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  16. Vodka LogicSeptember 7, 2009 at 12:13 AM

    The Hoff always makes me laugh...and not in a good way for him lol.

    And the link was great too.

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  17. BridgetteSeptember 7, 2009 at 12:46 AM

    Dropping in from SITS to say hi. I love your blog. It is wonderful!

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  18. Carlito86September 7, 2009 at 1:41 AM

    God I loved those t-shirts! xx

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  19. LWLHSeptember 7, 2009 at 3:14 AM

    Old people in love always melt my heart, and how the hell do you use that ice cream scooper?

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  20. Housewife SavantSeptember 7, 2009 at 5:17 AM

    Richard Simmons and The Hoff wear the same shorts.
    I can look directly at the striped number on Richard, but I'm afraid to go eye-to-eye with what The Hoff's got going.

    You PMS funny.
    I wouldn't want to BE THERE. I'm just saying it looks good on paper.

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  21. MaggiSeptember 7, 2009 at 5:29 AM

    Hypercolor rules! (Although I always found it changing color on my boobs, classy...)

    Good luck wrestling the PMS Monster...

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  22. MelSeptember 7, 2009 at 5:57 AM

    Oh man, I could relate to this post! And grief, The HOff? YOu mean he was young once upon a time? REally? Hi from SITS btw!

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  23. LeeSeptember 7, 2009 at 6:48 AM

    Hilarious! not having any ovaries is like walking around with MAJOR pms ALL the time! My family is really blessed!!

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  24. Rebecca JoSeptember 7, 2009 at 6:56 AM

    I tried to explain the Hyper color shirts to my youth group the other day... they just rolled their eyes... one girl was like - WHY do you want to point out that you're sweating?

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  25. ConnieSeptember 7, 2009 at 7:01 AM

    I can relate to your PMS woes....

    and thank goodness The Hoff loves me.

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  26. bethSeptember 7, 2009 at 7:02 AM

    do you know that american apparel makes a shirt just like this now? i forget what they call it, but you can still get one and walk around with totally inappropriate handprints all over you!

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  27. UnknownSeptember 7, 2009 at 7:32 AM

    I HATE PMS, and Im currently on hormones, so EVERYDAY feels like an irritable cranky mess. Good for running business, not so good for running a marriage! LOL And give it up for the thrifty's ice cream scooper!! Whoop Whoop. Every Friday my daddy (RIP) would take me to thriftys for ANY scoop flavor I wanted and he would buy me a TOY!! Holy Jesus that is a good day for a 5 year old!!

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  28. Mama-FaceSeptember 7, 2009 at 7:33 AM

    Chocolate covered Midol. Give me some of that. (BTW, Does Midol really help? Just for research purposes.)

    Hey-old people in love are dang cute; just look at my hubs and I. Well, you can't cuz you can't see me, but trust me, we are ADORABLE.

    ADORABLE.

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  29. AmoSeptember 7, 2009 at 7:44 AM

    I LOVE Richard Simmons! I even wrote a post about him a while back because I think he is really a great person, albeit a little strange. Glad to see someone else appreciates him. And I love celebrity Jeopardy!! Great post!!

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  30. MaceySeptember 7, 2009 at 8:02 AM

    OMGosh, I love that skit on SNL! Stupid Shawn Connery always messed up, instead of asking for "Therapist for 100, Alex," he'd go, "I'll take The Rapist for 100," OMGosh, that was hilarious. : )
    Maybe walk around with the ice cream scoop today. Should scare everyone and make you feel lots better. : )

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  31. confused homemakerSeptember 7, 2009 at 8:41 AM

    Ok, the ice cream scoop reminds me of a pap smear.

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  32. Sassy ChicaSeptember 7, 2009 at 9:07 AM

    Happy Labor Day!

    Great post...love the pics, especially the Hoff!

    Smooches,
    Sassy Chica

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  33. FranticMommySeptember 7, 2009 at 9:22 AM

    I am soooo with ya the PMSing thing. When the Raging Red`River begins to flow, I turn into Mommysaurus Rex. God help any poor slob who gets in my way. I should be locked up the first few days just for everyone's safety.
    If I could do a continuous chocolate IV drip...I'd do it!

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  34. sarahSeptember 7, 2009 at 10:07 AM

    mmmm corn chips.

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  35. TwoHeartsTogetherSeptember 7, 2009 at 10:31 AM

    whoa that richard simmons is too much! lol

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  36. JessSeptember 7, 2009 at 10:49 AM

    Oh my. Choc covered midol sounds amazing. I hope you feel better soon lovie!

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  37. Carma SezSeptember 7, 2009 at 12:05 PM

    "Anal bum covers"
    "Your mama Trebek"

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  38. Laura StillmanSeptember 7, 2009 at 12:05 PM

    Note to self...drizzle chocolate on Midol.

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  39. Queenie JeannieSeptember 7, 2009 at 12:50 PM

    The Hoff........*giggles*

    I hope you feel better soon!!! Green tea. Two cups a day. It really helps with bloating!

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  40. ~Kristen~September 7, 2009 at 1:08 PM

    OMGGGGG!!! I should've shielded my eyes!!!! I knew...I just KNEW there would be a picture of the Hoff gracing this post at some point!!!!! Gaaaahhhh!!!!!! I must go rinse my eyeballs with bleach!!!

    You crack me up!!

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  41. La Belle MereSeptember 7, 2009 at 1:17 PM

    Oooooh PMS. I have those letters after my name on my business card. Along with VPL and SOS.

    Aaah, gotta love The Hoff.

    LBM xxx

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  42. melissaSeptember 7, 2009 at 1:34 PM

    You always crack me up! My favorite SNL jeopardy is with Tom Hanks as an idiot. He gets caught in the dry cleaning bag? OMG I laughed for a good 4 minutes on that one lol.

    And surprisingly, Richard Simmons may be the MOST UNDERRATED comic of all time.

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  43. JennyMacSeptember 7, 2009 at 1:41 PM

    Hoff had the world's best collection of tiny shorts, didnt he? I am sure he still does. LOL.

    Hope you had a great long weekend.

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  44. KrimmykSeptember 7, 2009 at 3:35 PM

    Hey pop on over to my blog, there is something there for you!

    http://krimmyk.blogspot.com/2009/09/so-i-give-good-blog-huh.html

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  45. SPEAKING FROM THE CRIBSeptember 7, 2009 at 5:44 PM

    thanks for visiting SPEAKING FROM THE CRIB and leaving your comments. they are appreciated. it is weird how many PMS POSTS i've read today, while i myself am PMSing. do you think it is possible to synchronize menstrual cycles via the internet?

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  46. Jenn MSeptember 7, 2009 at 8:07 PM

    Have you had that checked? Your very abnormal fascination with the hoff.

    Happy Monday!

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  47. mommakinSeptember 8, 2009 at 3:25 AM

    Dealing with two daughters having PMS at the same time is possibly even worse than having it yourself. Possibly.

    Hypercolor shirts were awesome!

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  48. La Belle MereSeptember 8, 2009 at 5:50 AM

    Oooh, this reminded me of a joke I heard recently.

    Whats the difference between BSE(mad cow disease) and PMT?

    One effects the cows brain and sends it f&ckin mental.

    The other is an agricultural problem.

    Aaaah, the old ones are the best!

    LBM x

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  49. AnonymousSeptember 8, 2009 at 7:07 AM

    HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Suck it Trebek! I'll take the Penis Mightier for 800 alex...

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  50. {amy k.}September 8, 2009 at 10:36 AM

    Midol in chocolate syrup- you are hilarious!

    Do you own that Thrifty's ice cream scoop?! I LOVED going to Thrifty's when I was a little girl- they were my favorite! I have to get my hands on one of those scoops!

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  51. AlexandraSeptember 11, 2009 at 12:57 PM

    Hypercolor... wow... i had completely erased those from memory. I must admit that I did rock the hypercolor at one unfortunate time in my life. Of course at that time I was also still sporting high jersey hair. Thank god those days are over.

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