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Here's a little background info...I'm done having babies. No more getting knocked up. Never again will I be heavy with child. No bun in this oven...unless it's cinnabon. So I've been busy cleaning and sorting through all the baby items I'm parting with since like 8 of my friends are currently gestating(and so we can reclaim our garage). I cleaned, scrubbed, sorted, everything was ready to go....so what did the dogs decide to do??? EAT THE FRIGGIN HIGHCHAIR!! Which was in perfect condition, by the way!! I could have murdered them! I may as well have just burned a stack of twenties!!
However...they're just so stinking cute! I can't stay mad. Bruiser walks around with his Foofy and Buhby all day and Sampson thinks he's a lap dog and literally sits in your lap. They're a bunch of teddy bears. Plus they let me take crazy pictures of them and they LOVE IT! And smart too!! I taught Bruiser how to hit the light switch today. BOOYA! Maybe tomorrow I'll teach him how to bring me the diapers and wipes! And who needs to mop when you have 2 dogs...I just let them clean it up! Hooray for laziness! In fact I don't even have to get up to open the sliding door for the dogs...they're very independent, just watch the video! Now if I could only get them to learn how to rub my back, life would be gooooood. So despite the fact that they just cost me a pretty penny...I'll let it slide today...but so help me if those dogs crap out plastic in my house....they're goners!
Boosa & Sang Sang on Cinco De Mayo! Ole!
Sorry for the crappy video...I only had my normal camera...and wow, it is a pain to download!!
I LOVE THIS, as you know, I have 5, as in 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 - Boxers, LUVERS THEM SO MUCH! Webe and Tecate, the oldest two (10 years each) can open the door - Priss (7), Cinnamon (2) and Ellie (2) have not learned all their older siblings skills yet!
ReplyDeleteThanks for sharing the great videos!
Me too girlie...NO MORE!!! As the saying is for pets: "We're Fixed". Both at that :) I love how your dogs even play dress up. You've got me laughing again. Have a wonderful day.
ReplyDeleteThey are too sweet! I'm glad the puppy phase is over for us too, it almost killed me! lol
ReplyDeleteYour doggie dress up is hilarious!
ReplyDeleteI had a friend who had a boxer, he said the dog was dumber than a bag of hammers I told him the dog was just too smart to do what my friend wanted him to do! They are so adorable!!
ReplyDeleteWe don't have any dogs, but we watch my mom's lab and we like to call her HOOVER, she cleans up the kitchen floor after dinner with the boys like no body's business!
Oh yeah and I have a TON of baby stuff to get rid of too....wish I knew a bunch of people "gestating" LOL
OMG i need to try that...too funny!! it's amazing how much of a pain they can be but how much we love our dogs and they make us laugh!
ReplyDeleteAre you kidding me?!
ReplyDeleteThey are cute but they better not push it anymore.
ReplyDeletelove love love them. so cute!
ReplyDeleteIt is so hard to stay mad at our precious dogs!!! I can;t imagine my life without my Bailey!!!
ReplyDeleteDogs. Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em. I often tell my 2 chihuahuas "be glad you're so cute.." lol.
ReplyDeleteThat video is funny!
Cats aren't any better, my one year old cat has definitely wrecked some havoc but damn if he isn't adorable.
ReplyDeleteWhat great dogs!!! And...
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't want to steal your tv!!!
They are so cute! It's amazing how much we put up with for unconditional love isn't it?
ReplyDeleteThat video is great! Too bad mine can't do fancy tricks like that. The first thing I'd do is teach them to get me a drink from the fridge!
That is so stinkin' cute!! What smart dogs...I've heard that boxers are the BEST family dogs. : )
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Well, my dogs haven't pooped plastic, but they have THROWN IT UP! All over the place. Stinking dogs. Ugh, my husband had one of those jump ropes with all the plastic beads on it? Well, that rope broke and all the plastic beads flew all over the yard. Hubs thought he got them all, but of course my dogs knew otherwise. I had throw up on my floors and rugs for two weeks straight! If it wasn't one dog, it was the other!
ReplyDeleteI hate plastic.
The title of your thread immediately caught my attention. My parents recently adopted a dog that they thought was a beagle, but it turned out to be a beagle/jack russell terrier mix. And now they've become addicted to The Dog Whisperer because they're desperate to figure out how to handle him. I'll have to tell them about your highchair incident, it'll make them feel better because so far their dog hasn't yet eaten any pieces of furniture.
ReplyDeleteOMG, HEART your dogs AND the mustachios from party city. They're a staple at my house. I miss having a dog. :( And, my little bro (my dog substitute) moved back to CA! What am I to do without pets?!?! Perhaps I'll buy a fish......ho hum.
ReplyDeleteahhhhh how cute cute cute...miss my doggy!
ReplyDeleteWhat good boys, I bet you will have them lifting the seat to pee and flushing when they're done in no time!!
ReplyDeleteIM NOT GETTING ANY VIDEO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteUm when I "feed" Elvis it looks like im dropping poop pellets
ReplyDeleteCute dog costumes! :) My dogs chew everything in site too... but they haven't attempted the high chair yet. They prefer wood... blinds, moulding, chairs, baby gates... sigh! Oh well, I can't complain. They keep the floor clean when my son starts throwing his food! :) Hi from SITS!
ReplyDeleteJust realized I spelled "sight" wrong (site)... Oops! It must be 2am...
ReplyDeleteVisiting from SITS! I so hope you don't have to clean up plastic poop. Good luck!
ReplyDeleteOnce again you have succeeded in making me laugh this morning. Those pictures.. And how smart are those two! Impressive. My dog just lays around and eats her ass.
ReplyDeleteThat is too funny! I swear, this sounds like something our dog would do. He just got jealous last week and literally ate his bed. That was fun to clean up! Cute pics!
ReplyDeleteStopping by from SITS and hope you have a great day!
ummm...dressing up your dogs and taking photos makes you one of my favorite folks ever!! i love it...and you are friggen hilarious! i always love seeing you have something new to share becasue i know it will more than likely bring the laughs!!
ReplyDeleteYou are a hoot. Stopping by from SITS:)
ReplyDeleteThat is too Cute! Yeah you are going to love Destin!! We are going in August for a week and it can't get here soon enough!!! It is nice, but we are use to the beautiful beaches in the caribbean!! They do have a ton of neat places to eat and a good outlet mall!!!
ReplyDeleteVisiting from SITS.....your dogs are just too cute! I agree....who needs to mop? Our dog does a fine job! :)
ReplyDeleteI have met your dogs.. They really are sweet and quite smart.. Gotta Love them!! I miss having Dogs.. They really are part of the family.. Hey.. No more Bambino's???? Well, you have a darling Family!! Hey.. How did you make your columns into 3??? I am stupid computer -illiterate? Probably didn't even spell that word correct!! HA! Man girl.. you really have great followers... Your posts are hilarious!! Have a great day... Tell my Brookie hello.. ok???
ReplyDeletewow, that is pretty funny that your dog can open the door! oh how i wish we had a dog.....maybe someday. yours are too cute, very bandito.
ReplyDeleteSuch Superior Snaps! We've got kitty cats, and have some of the same problems. The youngest, who at 7 is still apparently in the "kitten" phase, has taken her claws to a few nice pieces of furniture. Both cats have eating contests, trying to down their food as fast as possible so the other one won't get any. And, of course, then we have to spend a little time cleaning up kitty barf. Eeeeeeeeewwwww...but no piddling contests in our neck o' the woods-yet.
ReplyDeletelol, that's great!
ReplyDeletei occasionally dress my little gus up as well! his most recent item is a rain coat for those rainy days i make him go potty on the deck so i don't have to go outside....i know, bad mommy!
Love the pics from Cinco de Mayo... I'm done having kids too. (Love the two I have, but they are teens... not going back that way!) Thinking about a puppy, but I want something that will stay TINY. Still contemplating!
ReplyDeleteThanks for stopping by Frugalityville. :)
lol. They are too cute! Except when their butts squeak! Ah freak your mascot Elvis is still alive lol! I forgot about him! I fed him for you. :)
ReplyDeleteLove the video...and the Cinco de Mayo outfits!
ReplyDeleteMy brother has a boxer named Rocky of course! He's super cute too. My dog opens the door and lets herself out and then wanders the neighborhood. Not good!
ReplyDeletewe had a cute chihuahua that we loved to dress up. I get that ;)
ReplyDeleteawww what adorable dogs! (well, not the highchair part...)
ReplyDeletewe once had a dog that ate our wooden deck growing up, not that funny when they do that. however, dogs in costumes always funny.
ReplyDeleteThe Peanut M&M's made my day. Deelish! LOVE RHNJ, but am still sort of terrified of Caroline. She's gnargnar. Did you see the preview for RHAtlanta? Looks like it's going to be a good
ReplyDeleteMy mom's dog is staying with us as well, and I've kinda gotten real attached to her as well!!
ReplyDeleteShe craps in my room and stinks but the kids love her and she is cute...oh well!!
You need to get the dogs to blog for you!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA...don't you feel like everytime you look into another animals eyes you think of your dogs and feel bad for them? They love you no matter what! Its awesome!
ReplyDeleteLove the video...send it to Ellen! She loves that stuff!
XOXO
Such cute puppies! I love that they can open the door on their own haha!
ReplyDeleteLove the furbabies!
ReplyDeleteSmart boys! Those are some cool tricks, mius the high-chair eaters.
ReplyDeleteWhat???? No more little Jordan and Alicias? That's gotta be a crime against nature. Have you looked at your kids lately? Freakin adorable!!!!!! We need more!
oh no!!! I can't believe they chewed up the highchair!!
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