I'm pretty sure Sang Sang was cleaning his "hindquarters" about 7 seconds prior to this picture. Blech...We started the celebration early by taking Jordan to play, I mean the KIDS to play at the park. He's a grown man...why would he want to play, right?
WRONG! Just look at my honey go!!So for part one of my gift to Jordan I've compiled a list of tips to help him through his journey we call Fatherhood:
1- Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
2- First you have to teach a child to talk, then you have to teach it to be quiet.
3- Hire a bully to toughen up your kid.
4- Never use the check out with the candy display.
5- Ice cream is the answer to pretty much everything.
6- If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, "keep away from children."
7- Monster truck rallies can be educational.
8- When you hear the ice cream truck, cover their ears and run inside!
9- The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable.
10- Give your awesome wife all the credit when you're kids turn out to be friggin amazing.
I found these tips on the internet so they must be true! And here's one more token to show my love and appreciation for you...ok, so maybe it's more for you to show your love and appreciation for me...whatever works...I leave you with the soothing sound of Bryan Adams and a young Johnny Depp.











How sweet! I have zero plans for Father's Day - isn't that sad? Not that we did much for Mother's Day. But I'm thinking the pool - oh crap, nevermind, the in-laws are coming. They ruin it all. ;)
ReplyDeleteFunny list!
You are so flippin' funny!! Love the shot of your honey on that little bouncy thing at the park! He's having way too much fun! :)
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Those tips are amazing!!! Especially loved #6 about the aspirin. {So true...true...true}
ReplyDeleteHappy Father's Day to your hubs!
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ReplyDeleteI've given you an award over at my blog hun xx
LOVE your tips, pics and blog. And, yes, your honey is indeed a hottie! Enjoy the day with the gorg and fun family of yours! You sound like a fun and rockin' momma. I'll be back...
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Christina
ps. thanks for your kind comment on my blog.
I wholeheartedly concur on the ice cream. You ARE familiar with my Ben & Jerry's Stressbusters Diet, right? BTW, don't forget to swing by and celebrate Sx3 with me today. A Tar-Jay Gift Card is at stake!
ReplyDelete#9 is so amazingly true. How does that work? The second I get my butt all cozily nestled in my Stressless chair, my son calls me to see something on the computer, normally some inane thing on failblog or a new juggling video. Then I am plagued by guilt if I don't get up!
ReplyDeleteloved it! he looks great on that park toy hahah -have a great day
ReplyDeleteso funny and cute :)
ReplyDeleteYou seriously crack me up every time I read your blog!!! And that pic of your hubby and your dog is priceless!!!
ReplyDeletethis is the best Father's Day post I have read to far! Too funny and totally awesome!
ReplyDeleteThese are great tips, especially the one about the candy aisle.
ReplyDeleteThanks for sharing.....
ReplyDeleteThanks for stopping by my blog today!
ReplyDeleteMy husband is a firm believer in #1.
ReplyDeleteHope y'all had a great Father's day.
Nice pic at he park. My DH would be too shy to even attempt that much less let me get a photo. Too bad. LOL
ReplyDeleteHappy Father's Day
PS I totally thought you were PG
ReplyDeleteloooove the tips!!!esp #10-ha!
ReplyDeleteYes, he painted my nails. They aren't perfect but they were painted with love! :) I didn't think he'd do it...now we'll see if he'll shave my legs too!
ReplyDeleteAwesome tips!!
ReplyDeleteI love this song. I want to spread it like hummus on a pita chip and try to savor it, but instead repeat the action 17 or 82 times.
ReplyDeleteAhhh . . . Number 6 and number 9, ultimate truthes in life. lol.
ReplyDeleteGreat Father's Day post!
And your pup is sooo sweet.
Hope you and the kiddoes had fun at the park (it's quite obvious that your husband did :-).
Excellent Fathers Day post!
ReplyDeleteSang Sang smooch...LOL.
What a great FDW post. So funny. I love the pics too!
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Thanks for posting on my blog and for the good wishes. Love your list! lol
ReplyDeleteI'm sure that he really appreciated this, Alicia! I just know he did.
ReplyDeleteFYI: I'm really tired of word verifications!!!!
What a cute post. Those are truly good pieces of advice for all dads!
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