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So here are a few reasons why Monday's suck monkey butt:
1- Little Miss Presley projectile vomited all over herself 8 seconds after getting out of a bath and getting dressed. Of course, why wouldn't she?!
2- Projectile vomit splattered all over my entire outfit, which I wore for a whole 12 minutes.
3- A stupid, yet delicious, bean & cheese burrito ruined my outfit #2. That's what I get for trying to eat while driving.
4- An acidic smelling mud butt explosion ruined Presley's outfit #2.
That's all I could come up with! Here are a few reasons why Monday is mah-velous:
1- Jon & Kate plus 8!! WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN!!!???
2- The Bachelorette...that face sucking hussy's gonna suck some more face, and I'm gonna watch!!
3- I went shopping at Ikea....heeeaven!!
4- Macey over at Living In France gave me this:
(Go check her out, she's hilarious!)
(she gives amazing fashion and make up advice!)
6- This adorable old man in Ikea randomly came up to me and gave me the sweetest compliment....you better watch out Jordan, I think he liked me....grrrr
7- And I'm getting ready to give you guys this!!!!! (Insert ooohhhs and aaahhhhhs)
That's right!! Here's me doing my Vanna pose...This could be yours for the low low price of...well reading my blog! It's been such a rewarding experience writing this blog that as I come up on having 50 followers I wanted to celebrate and give a little thanks. THANKS!! So as soon as I hit 50 I'm posting this bad dog up! BOOYA!
That's a very beautiful tea pot! How did you score that? I wish I had, A) 50 followers B) something cool to give away! : )
ReplyDeleteSuck monkey butt? That's funny. Hussy? Hilarious. Serioulsy, you are TOO funny! I laugh every time I come over here!
Macey
What a beautiful tea pot. I don't think it would fit in at my house - at all - but I wish it would!
ReplyDeleteAnd please blog about Jon & Kate. We don't get TLC. All I have is the internet.
I will stand alone on Kate's side. Jon was out apartment shopping today for a 1 bedroom new york apartment. HELLO!!! You have 8 kids!!!
ReplyDeleteI am so going to be walking around saying Mondays suck monkey butt every. freakin. week. Looove it!! Congrats on the awards and the compliment from the little old man (some little old men can be the cutest things eva!). And the teapot is beautiful!!!
ReplyDeleteOkay, you just hit 50 - thanks to moi......... NOW.............HAND THE TEA POT OVER SLOWLY AND NO ONE GETS HURT........... COME ON NOW, SLOWLY.... EASY.......
ReplyDeleteIt will match my beautiful kitchen purrrrrrfectly. You can see for yourself on here http://step-fabulous.blogspot.com/2009/05/show-us-where-you-live-fridays.html - scroll to the bottom for moi kitchen. Seriously, perfect fit - it was meant to be (with me) he he he
that tea pot is beautiful and I would really, really like it but it would just see my house coming and it would shatter. Yeah things don't last long around here at all.
ReplyDeleteYou totally left out the most important reason EVERDAY ROOOOOOOOOOOCKS! MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
ReplyDeleteI'll forgive you just this once. Don't let it happen again.
I LOOOOOOOOVE John & Kate
Ikea makes me so happy!!! Ahhhhhhhhh
That teapot is a BEAUT! Great shopping!
OH! And congrats on the awards!
Huge C.O.N.G.R.A.T.S. to you my dear!!! What a saucy little "Great Read" award. I think we could out do that pose...don't you?
ReplyDeleteThat face-sucking hussy? Well said! I love her, but at the same time, I'm like, "Dude, Jillian... put his tongue back in his mouth and eat your supper."
ReplyDeleteCongratulations on your awards and congratulations on you 50, scratch that 51 followers :-D
ReplyDeletecongrats on your awards and I wish you a great day of course
ReplyDeleteI was in a store over the weekend and I saw a product called ANTI MONKEY BUTT....I didn't look to see what it was but just thought I'd share that with you! ha! ;)
ReplyDeleteYou're hilarious!
ReplyDeleteCan you tell that I'm not working like I should be right now? That last hour drives me NUTS!
I am going to have to use the phrase "sucks monkey butt" as soon as humanly possible! thanks for the laugh today!
ReplyDeleteIKEA. Love. It.
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